2023 Houston Astros Thread

[n64ra 1,086]

I'm tired of losing. Beat the Rangers!

[UTexasFight 9,493]

11 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Astros posted Yanier as player of the home stand. Hit .444. 4 hits , 1hr , 2 rbi, 1 run scored.

Dusty: in my book 3 games makes 1 series. Not 1 homestand.

 

 

at least today we should get Diaz (day game after night game) and Chas (Yordan fuckery in OF and/or Brantley probably getting 2 off days after starting 4 of the last 5).

[Macklemore 2,872]

 

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

Dusty’s lineups reduce the Astros’ chances of winning games. The front office allows it. It appears that this is not going to change despite being in a fight to even qualify for the postseason.

The only logical conclusion one can draw from this is that the club isn’t all that serious about winning in 2023, for whatever reason. Too much winning is bad for the kids?

[Wulaw Horn 19,094]

The one where my co host Andrew finally has his brain break. Plus Altuve goes cycling, no hitter and a Jeremy Peña talk. 

Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2b0yUEPJ3W7hPZSo8XkL3K?si=uvG2jdufTU-M0GOe1xRO0w

Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8...-we-doing?ref=dm_sh_ACCzpRc7IyrblxUy99BRKlGEj

apple:
Apple is late. It will be there in a bit if that’s where you listen.

[LCHorn 2,620]

43 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

 

I don't know who Patrick Creighton is--is this a different version of flying the "Greg Davis Is Not Our Standard" banner?

[henrygandorf 29,192]

there are several things that dusty does that i find horrifying, but one i particularly hate is how he subs out a guy and then feels like the sub has to bat in the same spot in the order as the injured player.  like when dubon led off on sat night.  he did that move a bunch earlier in the season but it had been a minute.

i'm sure it was covered but luckily i took the weekend off from this thread.

nauseating.

[tx 3 putt 77,053]

We need to end this streak today 

[henrygandorf 29,192]

[Guest]

Cement the Dynasty?   Or Cement the Shoes!

[Halohal 498]

Where's the sense of urgency 

[dr99 560]

Just now, Halohal said:

Where's the sense of urgency 

Batting our best hitter 5th is not it

[UTexasFight 9,493]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The one where my co host Andrew finally has his brain break. Plus Altuve goes cycling, no hitter and a Jeremy Peña talk. 

Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2b0yUEPJ3W7hPZSo8XkL3K?si=uvG2jdufTU-M0GOe1xRO0w

Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8...-we-doing?ref=dm_sh_ACCzpRc7IyrblxUy99BRKlGEj

apple:
Apple is late. It will be there in a bit if that’s where you listen.

Tell me you’re a liar without telling me…

 

”calmly discuss”….

Hahaha

 

 

[UTexasFight 9,493]

We have really good team numbers against Heaney. Need to blast him and get in to the bullpen to screw them for the rest  of the series 

[Scraps 13,562]

Dusty pregame

"Well we haven't really really hit a hot streak yet. We haven't had all our personel together"

Bitch you wouldn't play them all the same time anyway

[Jshep34 2,315]

How difficult is it to write the line up of
Altuve
Breg
Yordan
Diaz
Tucker
Brantley
Chaz
Abreu
Pena

Lilshep could do it.

[David Dennison 18,922]

That's bad pitching, kids.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Not a good start JP

[UTexasFight 9,493]

I wish our guys would ambush get me over fastballs 

Yordan and tucker each took one in the first 

Edited September 4, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Rip76 4,943]

Nice.  And no outs

[tx 3 putt 77,053]

Derp

 

i need a good link. My usual link went dumb with pop Ups 

[Scraps 13,562]

.

[tx 3 putt 77,053]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

That's bad pitching, kids.

maldy calls a better pitch there

[Overlord 366]

That's what happens when you walk a batter.

It's happens every time.

[David Dennison 18,922]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

That's what happens when you walk a batter.

It's happens every time.

It didn't for us. Just sayin'.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

And now it’s retards batting the next 3 out of 4 for us.

[Scraps 13,562]

Chas owns these nutsacks

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

39 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

How difficult is it to write the line up of
Altuve
Breg
Yordan
Diaz
Tucker
Brantley
Chaz
Abreu
Pena

Lilshep could do it.

Have him slip it to Julia 

[oh_snap 694]

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

there are several things that dusty does that i find horrifying, but one i particularly hate is how he subs out a guy and then feels like the sub has to bat in the same spot in the order as the injured player.  like when dubon led off on sat night.  he did that move a bunch earlier in the season but it had been a minute.

i'm sure it was covered but luckily i took the weekend off from this thread.

nauseating.

It’s unfathomable to me that you can have some bat 1st in the order and then put them at 9th two days later. That’s some little league shit. 

[David Dennison 18,922]

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

It’s unfathomable to me that you can have some bat 1st in the order and then put them at 9th two days later. That’s some little league shit. 

There's no reason for him to be playing at all.

[UTexasFight 9,493]

10 blown saves since august 15 is nuts 

[Rip76 4,943]

I think this team is just tired, all the way through.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I think this team is just tired, all the way through.

Ain’t no way. Most of them have had weeks off at a time

[tx 3 putt 77,053]

5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think this team is just tired, all the way through.

Dusty rest day !

[HtownHorn 14,723]

Batters are helping Heaney way too much, if they stood in the box, the Astros would likely have 3 or 4 walks already.

[David Dennison 18,922]

I hate it when three seems insurmountable.

[Rip76 4,943]

Oh it’s three now?

[Guest]

at least in 2012 we knew we sucked.

Seems like we are knowing more and more with this fucking squad too.

 

LFG!!!

[David Dennison 18,922]

GIDP is all we do these days.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This is awful

[tx 3 putt 77,053]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Batters are helping Heaney way too much, if they stood in the box, the Astros would likely have 3 or 4 walks already.

They’ve jumping on early pitches all seaonn

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I want to quit watching so bad. And I can’t. I need help because this certainly sucks

[patrickdrinksbeer 791]

1 run scored in the past 18 innings. and that was a fucking sac fly.

[UTexasFight 9,493]

At least I see Cincy up 5-1 on Seattle on the scoreboard after that foul ball 

[David Dennison 18,922]

At this point, if they get it together, cool, but I don't really expect it anymore. Not with what our manager is doing on a daily basis.

[Rockethorn1978 6,093]

Glad I didn’t buy tickets to watch this team. 

[tx 3 putt 77,053]

We need a clutch hit

Pena !

[UTexasFight 9,493]

Peña in 2 hole genius move!

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Come on big man

[tx 3 putt 77,053]

Come on Yordan