2023 Houston Astros Thread

[txduck87 981]

Are we ever going to win a game again at MMP? Unreal

[Smax 3799]

Lazy batting pena

[Scraps 13510]

Dumb

[TexArcher 37391]

Whoa, thank you Oakland and Tampa for making sure this shitshow didn't hurt as much as it could've.

Maybe let's not suck tomorrow, yeah?

[UTexasFight 9313]

25 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Snell throws 103 pitches in 6 innings...has some kind of 3-ball count again and again...and escapes with just 3 walks and 2 runs. We not only don't make him pay for being under 60 percent on strikes, we fan 8 times. He's really good, but you have to punish an ace when he's having control trouble. 

Then again, it's sort of moot if your own staff is getting curbstomped.

Umm. This is snell’s season in a nutshell.

Take a look at who the NL leader is in walks and ERA

But yeah, frustrating the offense we just saw in Arlington couldn’t crack that nut

Edited September 9, 2023 by UTexasFight
Sorry just re-read the post about only drawing 3 walks. Yeah. Annoying. Diaz swung at 2 ball 4’s when we still had a chance to get back in this before his hard lineout to short. But who knows if Maldy would have hit next if he had walked

[Hornsbay22 458]

League leader in walks and we swing at every pitch in the dirt.  Brown blows, his balls are way out of zone and strikes are fat. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Would have been nice to gain a game on everyone tonight. I hate being thankful that others lose. But another game closer to the finish line. Would like to have a 4 or 5 game lead when we go to Seattle.

[Gut Wagon 8049]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Umm. This is snell’s season in a nutshell.

Take a look at who the NL leader is in walks and ERA

But yeah, frustrating the offense we just saw in Arlington couldn’t crack that nut

Snell's stuff of course has always been elite. We showed good patience, but when he did throw it over the plate we couldn't hit it. Add a little bad luck, such as on the Diaz liner, and that's all she wrote. Hopefully tomorrow ends better. 

[tx 3 putt 75895]

3 guys going 0-4, we need to do better tomorrow 

[Rimbo 25574]

[Fudge Nuggets 19097]

Win a fucking home game, assholes.

[Honeysucklerose 956]

Baseball is one crazy jackass

[animaltobacco11 107]

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

3 guys going 0-4, we need to do better tomorrow 

Got fat and happy off Rangers horrible pitching and thinking it was the new normal. Now it's back to reality.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

give up 11 , blame the batters. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Hunter brown needs to be in the bullpen come playoff time. He’s been horrible. 

[ChickenSandwich 9788]

28 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hunter brown needs to be in the bullpen come playoff time. He’s been horrible. 

Rookie fatigue has to be a factor. 

Edited September 9, 2023 by ChickenSandwich

[UTexasFight 9313]

Don’t show Chas

 

[Dutchrudder 11082]

So I'm going to the game tomorrow with a 2 and 4 year old. I don't expect them to make it past the 4th inning, but does anyone have any advice or suggestions on things for the kids to do? Should we get there early to let them "run the bases"? Any "Kid Zone" type places we should check out? 

[Jshep34 2297]

Unfortunately there is no kid zone at mmp. Run the bases is after the game has ended.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

I accept blame for last night's performance.  I took a MILF out on a date.  Like the Stros, I underperformed.  Shame!

Today will be better.  Astros reclaim MMP.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Rookie fatigue has to be a factor. 

Baseball players are pussies. 25 years old and pitches once a week, rarely if ever touches 100 pitches and fatigued? Give me a fucking break. Man the fuck up. 

[Gourmand 7773]

8 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Baseball players are pussies. 25 years old and pitches once a week, rarely if ever touches 100 pitches and fatigued? Give me a fucking break. Man the fuck up. 

I'm sure some of y'all already saw this. That team is soft and this dumbass saying that publicly is an indictment of their manager and the leaders in the clubhouse. 

 

[tx 3 putt 75895]

He needs a pudding 

[Gut Wagon 8049]

These kids today. 

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/418425-jerry-koosman-tom-seaver-nolan-ryan-and-pitch-counts.amp.html

[UTexasFight 9313]

54 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I'm sure some of y'all already saw this. That team is soft and this dumbass saying that publicly is an indictment of their manager and the leaders in the clubhouse. 

 

The SeaUsRise hashtag at the end was a nice touch 

[Scraps 13510]

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[Guest]

Every lineup card is just a fucking troll job. WTF?

[Fudge Nuggets 19097]

I’m watching Mets v Twins and Cohen / Darling we’re talking about the George Kirby comments.  Correa was at bat and they added he said he disagreed with Kirby and if he was at least 50% he would always play.  That’s not how I remember his days in Houston at all.  Dude was always hurt and seemed to take days off at a very high rate.

[n64ra 1073]

17 hours ago, txduck87 said:

Are we ever going to win a game again at MMP? Unreal

 

Time for covid restrictions to come back to MLB. All remaining games must be played at Globe Life Field.  😂

Edited September 9, 2023 by n64ra

[Js1 84939]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Correa was at bat and they added he said he disagreed with Kirby and if he was at least 50% he would always play.

[Fudge Nuggets 19097]

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Pretty sure that was my exact facial expression. I remember in 2019 when fan frustration was high he had a quote along the lines of “If I’m not 100% I’m not playing.”. 50% < 100% I do believe.

[WBT 20343]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

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Maybe Chas eats because he's sad when he doesn't get to play?

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

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When we have to play in the first round or miss the playoffs entirely, remember how frequently the manager refused to play his best players. 

[WBT 20343]

Seattle scores 3 in the top of the 1st

[Guest]

52 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m watching Mets v Twins and Cohen / Darling we’re talking about the George Kirby comments.  Correa was at bat and they added he said he disagreed with Kirby and if he was at least 50% he would always play.  That’s not how I remember his days in Houston at all.  Dude was always hurt and seemed to take days off at a very high rate.

You’re not wrong and that was my issue with him too-  yeah you’re great, elite even; but not if you aren’t on the field. 
 

That being said, he has 2 forever passes with me and I cannot hate him: 1) being the face of the Astros during the bullshit and 2) Joe Kelly bomb

[UTexasFight 9313]

Don’t show Chas.

Fortunately, with him and Diaz out of the lineup, the odds of getting 3 runs is much lower.

 

Edited September 9, 2023 by UTexasFight
It’s too bad they chose tucker’s stance instead of Chas’

[WBT 20343]

Rays have cut the lead to 4-3

[Scraps 13510]

Luke Weaver probably didn't want to go out there another inning

4-4 tie rays/Ms

[David Dennison 18427]

5-4 Rays.

[Scraps 13510]

Dumbass 3B with an error that is making the 8th shaky.

1st and 3rd 2out

[David Dennison 18427]

5-5

[Scraps 13510]

Walk off Rays

[UTexasFight 9313]

Weeeeee

[WBT 20343]

Saucedo wishes he wasn't out there for the 9th tbh

[Fudge Nuggets 19097]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

You’re not wrong and that was my issue with him too-  yeah you’re great, elite even; but not if you aren’t on the field. 
 

That being said, he has 2 forever passes with me and I cannot hate him: 1) being the face of the Astros during the bullshit and 2) Joe Kelly bomb

He’s good in my book as well.  I just found it funny how his past injury history is now being swept under the rug.

[UTexasFight 9313]

No posts and we’re three innings in?

some other game going on I don’t know about?

[UTexasFight 9313]

Now there  is something to post about 

[Scraps 13510]

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[WBT 20343]

Hammerin' Yordan!!  apparently

[Scraps 13510]

And Javier gives it right back