2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13570]

And then some

[David Dennison 18944]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

And Javier gives it right back

Plus some.

[David Dennison 18944]

Man, our starting pitching is a mess.

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

I see we’re not gonna take advantage of the rays series by probably getting swept by another under .500 team. Fun times.

[WBT 20649]

Seriously, he gave up a 3-run HR to Profar?  Fuck

[Hornsbay22 470]

If starting pitchers are going to suck anyways put chas and  diaz in so we can at least try to out score them but dumb fuck Dusty. 

[Scraps 13570]

Seriously, he gave up a 3-run HR to Profar?  Fuck

2 run but yeah

[Scraps 13570]

Need Mashitty to find his acorn

[Scraps 13570]

Of course not

[n64ra 1087]

another home game where we're losing, grrrr

[TonyTexas 10521]

Maton might be getting his mojo back

[Scraps 13570]

Fucking ground rule double fucking us

[Scraps 13570]

That ground rule double did not fuck us lol

[WBT 20649]

Ted!! 101 rbis so Kalas can stop talking about it

[Scraps 13570]

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[Js1 85483]

Just now, Scraps said:

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Feels like it took

[TonyTexas 10521]

33 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I see we’re not gonna take advantage of the rays series by probably getting swept by another under .500 team. Fun times.

 

[Scraps 13570]

One rbi closer to 130 for Abreu!

[elfenix 34331]

RBI machine

[Guest]

Turn the windmill

 

[rvm96 1643]

Still time to join the Jose Abreu club!

[tx 3 putt 77275]

Professional hitter 

[elfenix 34331]

Professional.

[WBT 20649]

Rbi machine and professional hitter coming through

[Guest]

am i the only one who thinks of Cerrano every time Abreu is up...and dig in that bucket of chicken?

[WBT 20649]

Pinch hit

[tx 3 putt 77275]

Maldy about to give the surly thread the finger 

[n64ra 1087]

finally - offense at home!!!

[Guest]

Maldy...give an ounce of substance behind your daddy's loyalty

[tx 3 putt 77275]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maldy about to give the surly thread the finger 

[elfenix 34331]

Machete!

[TonyTexas 10521]

You guys who bitch every time Dubon is in the lineup. Last 30 games he’s slashing .318/366/.529. 
 

 

[Guest]

Clutch machete.

Can't gripe there.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

You guys who bitch every time Dubon is in the lineup. Last 30 games he’s slashing .318/366/.529. 
 

 

Now do nanner puddin...

No seriously, what is McCormick's slash?

Edited September 10, 2023 by slorch

[tx 3 putt 77275]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You guys who bitch every time Dubon is in the lineup. Last 30 games he’s slashing .318/366/.529. 
 

 

 

Surly thread - numbers and analytics don’t matter if it doesn’t align with our grudges. But other than that, fucking analytics !!!!!

[David Dennison 18944]

Solid appearance, Graveman. Well done.

[tx 3 putt 77275]

Yes !

[Dutchrudder 11150]

Wow, great job getting out of that jam!

[TonyTexas 10521]

[WBT 20649]

I flip over and our chucklefuck fans are doing the wave when they have the tying run at the plate

[Dutchrudder 11150]

Time for Pressley to end it, don't fuck this up!

Oh look Chas got subbed in for Brantley in left so he gets credit for a game played...

[tx 3 putt 77275]

Do not fuck this up Pressley !!!

Edited September 10, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13570]

Get it together asshole

[WBT 20649]

1.5 up

[Scraps 13570]

Winning

[Mez2 4025]

#HTownPride 

[TonyTexas 10521]

8 minutes away from the perfect sports day

[elfenix 34331]

Astros win!

[Rimbo 26033]

GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS

 

 

[CycleTex87 2980]

Good job, Astros.  Let’s go Horns. 

[Js1 85483]

A win at home!