2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

Why the test pitches?  Call him injured and get him out of there.

[Dnaguy 11,964]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Sometimes our game management just sucks.  

fIfy

[HtownHorn 14,681]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Sometimes this game just sucks.  

It sucks because the manager is a fucking moron.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Does it seem like even TK and Blum are low key second guessing Dusty?

[WBT 20,571]

Need a dp

[HtownHorn 14,681]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Does it seem like even TK and Blum are low key second guessing Dusty?

It's not low key anymore.

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Need a dp

Easy order with Mullins up.  

[Dnaguy 11,964]

No team in baseball would have a better record than they currently have with me as the manager other than the Astros. A fucking sponge could manage the talent we have better than that sack of shot of a manager we have.

[tx 3 putt 76,957]

Nice relay 

[Mo Horn 8,841]

Thank you for a dumb send, but still lost the lead. Eat shit Montero

[MirrOlure 14,773]

Lol at that horrible throw by Pena that still got an out

[David Dennison 18,860]

At least we aren't losing.

[HtownHorn 14,681]

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

[tx 3 putt 76,957]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Lol at that horrible throw by Pena that still got an out

Abreu was in the way 

[Dnaguy 11,964]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

Nah bro. Dude is a coach on the field! A coach with the prowess and acumen like a dusty Baker!

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Does it seem like even TK and Blum are low key second guessing Dusty?

They are calling him a drooling moron if you understand the code. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

JV had visions of a win for about 5 minutes. No way he gets to 300 wins. 275-280 maybe.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

They are calling him a drooling moron if you understand the code. 

Yep

[Dnaguy 11,964]

Idk if Total Wine can keep up with the amount that the Astros have me drink king this year. Maybe bc the horns are good this shit evens out.

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Thank you for a dumb send, but still lost the lead. Eat shit Montero

You misspelled Baker. 

[Mo Horn 8,841]

Abreu

[perfectchaos007 6,642]

That was a bomb!

[tx 3 putt 76,957]

Abreu !!!!!

[Scraps 13,561]

How long before we blow this lead lol

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

New batters eye!

[Planet Houston 4,930]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Over the next 12 days - if we give up early runs and short starts, We’re in deep shit. We can’t sustain that bullpen usage over 12 games. We need 10 / 12 quality starts, giving up 2 runs or less.
 

I’d hope to see Diaz in 9 out of 12 line ups

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

Remember when I said Abreu was fixed and fine?  20 RBI in September so far. Leads the majors. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Abreu loves the new eye! 

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

HIP HIP OTHER JOSE 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

PS - Abreu!

[elfenix 34,240]

who is this abreu?

[Scraps 13,561]

Tucker quit being a fucking doofus

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

So Dusty gives Montero the 8th too right?

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

Unless it’s Cody Bellinger.  

[tx 3 putt 76,957]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Tucker quit being a fucking doofus

horrible at bat

[Dnaguy 11,964]

Is drinking the last 2 cold Warsteiner octoberfests in the fridge, the last bit of Lalo tequila in the bottle as a ranch water, and the last two glasses of Matua Sauvignon Blanc from the wife’s open bottle considered hitting for the cycle?

if so, then I guess I just did.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Chas with the bat toss on a good AB walk lulz

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

It’s a good night for Pena to break this homerless streak. Then slide into the dugout.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Is drinking the last 2 cold Warsteiner octoberfests in the fridge, the last bit of Lalo tequila in the bottle as a ranch water, and the last two glasses of Matua Sauvignon Blanc from the wife’s open bottle considered hitting for the cycle?

if so, then I guess I just did.

Gamer

[Gut Wagon 8,069]

Great time for a Peña slumpbuster. 

[runthebone 7,982]

Montero must have been freaking out when his ERA dipped below 5.  Shithead

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

Love the name that Astro.  

Are you not entertained?!

[UTexasFight 9,444]

I found him. Maldy’s hashtag, one fan.

 

wait. does he mean number one fan?

there are more than one?!

 

[runthebone 7,982]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I found him. Maldy’s hashtag, one fan.

 

wait. does he mean number one fan?

there are more than one?!

 

You just hate to see a parent totally fail.

[Mo Horn 8,841]

Sox pull it out. Useful

Edited September 19, 2023 by Mo Horn

[David Dennison 18,860]

Arlington just lost.

[Dnaguy 11,964]

I’ve called CPS.

Hell be in a new home soon enough.

The hurting stops now.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I found him. Maldy’s hashtag, one fan.

 

wait. does he mean number one fan?

there are more than one?!

 

I’ve called CPS.

Hell be in a new home soon enough.

The hurting stops now.

[WBT 20,571]

stop doing the wave fuckheads

Neris really testing his luck bouncing these in to maldy

[runthebone 7,982]

Fucking put this guy away

Edited September 19, 2023 by runthebone

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

This feels bad. 

Fuck it- just dot him. I don’t go in for 10 pitch AB’s. 

Edited September 19, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[UTexasFight 9,444]

Nevermind the bat, I would really like to have Diaz’s arm (and glove) behind home plate right now

[UTexasFight 9,444]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

stop doing the wave fuckheads

Neris really testing his luck bouncing these in to maldy

I knew I found a good one but she reconfirmed it just now.

”what do the players think of the way? I think it’s stupid. I hate it.”