2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

Dusty or Maldy?

Why not both. 

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

Dusty’s radio interview / explanation about Yordan resting today was much better than Julia’s quote 

- he’s been getting jammed on pitches he usually jumps on 

- focusness at the plate 

- last night he never swang at that last at bat

 

Edited September 20, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Halohal 498]

Team getting ready to sit back and spend that hard earn cash

[Honeysucklerose 989]

Well, this game is over.

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Well, this game is over.

This guy owns us.  We are getting shut out- maybe no hit. 

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

This pitcher has our number, no hitter wouldnt shock me 

[Halohal 498]

They need to check the air in that ball, should have been a lead off homer 

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This guy owns us.  We are getting shut out- maybe no hit. 

16+ scoreless innings last season vs us 

[TexArcher 37,774]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This pitcher has our number, no hitter wouldnt shock me 

NO-HITTER ALERT!!!

KYLE BRADISH IS THROWING A NO-HITTER!!!

THE ASTROS HAVE NO HITS!!!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

He can hit those corners, I remember when Astro pitchers could hit those corners 

[Honeysucklerose 989]

No hitter over!

[kevwun 15,788]

Holy shit Jake.  That's ball bounced in front of the plate and he still swung at it.

[Halohal 498]

Inside the park single

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

Too bad Jake didn't have a rake to get that one out of the dirt. 

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

Perfect pitch out 

[David Dennison 18,859]

We can't do anything right.

[kevwun 15,788]

They might be losing on purpose.  It takes effort to play this bad.

Edited September 20, 2023 by kevwun

[Honeysucklerose 989]

What a retarded team. So freaking retarded

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

lol wtf was that?  Just bait the throw to first for a free base, or make them throw balls to Maldy...

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

It’s hard to describe just how bad we looked offensively the first 3 innings. It’s just a fucking disgrace. 

[perfectchaos007 6,641]

Haven’t seen uncle Mike in a while. Maybe he’s prepping for the 60 day IL

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Haven’t seen uncle Mike in a while. Maybe he’s prepping for the 60 day IL

Sore again allegedly. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

Sweet way to the end season. Swept and series losses to the rials and A’s. Fitting though. From Tom cruise in cocktail “things always end badly or they would never end”
 

hopefully this whiny post turns the game and season around.

[David Dennison 18,859]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sweet way to the end season. Swept and series losses to the rials and A’s. Fitting though. From Tom cruise in cocktail “things always end badly or they would never end”
 

hopefully this whiny post turns the game and season around.

Try to enjoy five more innings of first place.

[perfectchaos007 6,641]

Don’t see too many line drives caught by the pitcher, but coming off the end of Peña’s bat it was only hit at around 70mph

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

[Gut Wagon 8,069]

54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This pitcher has our number, no hitter wouldnt shock me 

Our lineup is more than capable of making it happen. 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Was it really only two weeks ago that we swept the Rangers and appeared to on our way to a division title? 

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

And we're going to get to sit and stew in this tomorrow.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

And we're going to get to sit and stew in this tomorrow.

[tx 3 putt 76,956]

Javier needed Some extra pre game warm up 

[TonyTexas 10,512]

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sweet way to the end season. Swept and series losses to the rials and A’s. Fitting though. From Tom cruise in cocktail “things always end badly or they would never end”
 

hopefully this whiny post turns the game and season around.

 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

Why has Brantley not played in 3 days? Is he hurt? I’ve been out of the country and vaguely checking in and here we are. What a shitshow. 

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Thank you for the laugh.  Frugal Carl Weathers always cheers me up.

[kevwun 15,788]

This is the best Javier has pitched in a long time.  His velocity is still down though.

Edited September 20, 2023 by kevwun

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why has Brantley not played in 3 days? Is he hurt? I’ve been out of the country and vaguely checking in and here we are. What a shitshow. 

It's the only thing that makes sense at this point.

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

Just now, kevwun said:

This is the best Javier has pitched in a long time.

[UTexasFight 9,441]

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The arrogant ass will be Dusty if he doesn’t pinch hit Yordan for Meyers in the 8th if the game is still this tight.

Setting aside he shouldn’t be sitting at all, I still want to hear his explanation for getting him an extra rest day against the best team in the AL vs the 2nd worst on Friday 

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

Feel free to use this as needed:

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

I'm not giving up on the season, but let me put it this way:  I won't be spending more than $3000 on Tempur-Pedic, Sealy, or Stearns & Foster mattresses at Gallery Furniture.

[perfectchaos007 6,641]

This team cannot figure out Bradish

[Honeysucklerose 989]

Man. The amount of pitches we have just stared at over the last week is insane

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

TK: "Dusty Baker looking for some offense."

I think we all know where he can find it.

 

[UTHornFan014 710]

We get actually get a runner on 2nd with no outs... and fail to move them any further

[David Dennison 18,859]

Whatever you do, don't look at scores.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

Jim Palmer has been effusive with his praise of Javier.

[Guadaloopy 10,970]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Jim Palmer has been effusive with his praise of Javier.

Don't care.

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

What a collection of chucklefucks. My god I absolutely loathe this team right now. Also- our only hit was bullshit and I’d have called it an error if I was the official scorer. 
fuck you dusty. You are the reason any of this matters you fucking nitwit. 

[TonyTexas 10,512]

Red light

[Honeysucklerose 989]

Nice job Neris. Let’s go