2023 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20564]

Gave up a run in the 1st.  Cool, cool.

[David Dennison 18856]

Free runs! Get your free runs here!

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Rays walk it off against the Jays. 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Gave up a run in the 1st.  Cool, cool.

Only gave up 1 !

[UTexasFight 9432]

Can we fucking play a first inning without giving up a fucking run to fucking shitass teams like the royals?!
FUCK!

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Only gave up 1 !

Progress 

[Scraps 13561]

Like 10 years ago i did random grab bag of autographed ball at Astros game.

I got Jordan Lyles.


/cool story bro

[UTexasFight 9432]

Well the start to this inning looks familiar 

[Scraps 13561]

News flash

We suck

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Much better throw 

[Scraps 13561]

We did something good woooo

[UTexasFight 9432]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Like 10 years ago i did random grab bag of autographed ball at Astros game.

I got Jordan Lyles.


/cool story bro

This is why I wouldnt do one of those “current player” bags for the Astros Foundation charity night.

I don’t want a fucking Singleton ball I could have gotten in Round Rock 8 years ago when he came through with Fresno

[Scraps 13561]

JP lettin his nuts hang

[Gut Wagon 8065]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is why I wouldnt do one of those “current player” bags for the Astros Foundation charity night.

I don’t want a fucking Singleton ball I could have gotten in Round Rock 8 years ago when he came through with Fresno

On the plus side, a Singleton ball wouldn't have any bat scuffs. 

[n64ra 1081]

How is 5 runs not enough to beat the worst team in MLB? Oh and the Astros are losing again today already!?

[Scraps 13561]

No respect for rag ass arm Meyers

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Just now, Scraps said:

No respect for rag ass arm Meyers

such a weak arm

[Scraps 13561]

Hit the ball fucksticks

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Hit the ball fucksticks

The correct phrasing is, “Hit the fucking ball, assholes.”

[Scraps 13561]

This team has full blown AIDS

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Go Brooks Go !!!!!

[Hornsbay22 468]

Offense is shit because everyone is trying to hit the "big" homer

[Scraps 13561]

Lol damn that woulda been badass by Bregman

[Js1 85318]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This team has full blown AIDS

Tear it down, starting at the top. Just fucking pathetic. We used to be the hunters and now we keep rolling over and showing our belly 

[perfectchaos007 6636]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Lol damn that woulda been badass by Bregman

He was trying to show off to the Cricket scouts.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

He was trying to show off to the Cricket scouts.

[Scraps 13561]

We are getting punked by fucking Jordan Lyles


Anyone want to buy an autographed ball?

[Honeysucklerose 987]

What kind of BS call was that??

[WBT 20564]

1 goddamn hit against Lyles.

Anyway, back to the Texas game

[Hornsbay22 468]

The fucking rule has some judgement in it and that was piss poor.  He had a whole throwing lane open and he was going to be safe anyways. 

[TonyTexas 10510]

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What kind of BS call was that??

Watching with sound off please explain that call

edit NM Interference. Questionable 

Edited September 24, 2023 by TonyTexas

[oh_snap 694]

Any half competent manager would have tore that ump a new asshole and hanging in the clubhouse by now. 

Instead our fucker is still in the dugout, snoring his ass off, drool probably rolling down side of his cheek…

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Here is where the wheels come off tonight

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Bases loaded, no outs 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

6 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Any half competent manager would have tore that ump a new asshole and hanging in the clubhouse by now. 

Instead our fucker is still in the dugout, snoring his ass off, drool probably rolling down side of his cheek…

 

the umpires made the proper call. It’s a bs rule 

Aaron Boone will be looking for a job very soon if you like coaches that argue dumb shit 

Edited September 24, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76928]

At least we got one 🥺🥺🥺

[UTexasFight 9432]

Somehow strikeout Witt

and then get the DP

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Nice pick off !!!!

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Fuck me 😭😭😭😭

[Scraps 13561]

God dammit Mashitty Jr

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Who we blaming for that passed ball??

[WBT 20564]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

God dammit Mashitty Jr

 

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Who we blaming for that passed ball??

Maldonado's mentoring is making a difference

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Who we blaming for that passed ball??

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Honeysucklerose 987]

We are just “almost” in everything right now

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

This team is done. Out of gas and don’t give a fuck they’re losing to the royals. Embarrassing. But couldn’t have ever dreamed of a run we just went on. 4 WS and 2 rings. 

[n64ra 1081]

The 2013 Astros season died a more honorable death than this one is.

Edited September 24, 2023 by n64ra

[perfectchaos007 6636]

Dusty tinkering with the lineup every game gives them no chance for rhythm 

[TonyTexas 10510]

I give a hearty salute to this Sousa guy. 

Edited September 24, 2023 by TonyTexas

[HtownHorn 14678]

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dusty tinkering with the lineup every game gives them no chance for rhythm 

I think they have quit on him. He's the only manager that has likely had a different lineup for every game this season. He thinks he's being smart, he's just a fucking idiot.