2023 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4,484]

No excuse for leaving him in this game.  He’s throwing batting practice.  

[UTHornFan014 710]

Hunter Brown needs a few months off

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

What an impressive line for Brown. Hard to tee up that many that quickly to such a horrible team. 
 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

I feel like they are just messing with us. Get it back to 1 then give up 3. Fuck you. Don’t worry this team will let Seattle run a train on us and finish us off next. 

[WBT 20,562]

rbi groundouts vs HRs, lfg!

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

rbi groundouts vs HRs, lfg!

They know how to do just enough to tease us. I’m literally blown away at how bad we have sucked against what we thought were for sure wins.

[tx 3 putt 76,906]

Dubon to surly thread - Fuck You !

[perfectchaos007 6,635]

Urquidy should starts

 

over Brown

[WBT 20,562]

Hammerin Yordan!

[tx 3 putt 76,906]

Only 1 back 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

40 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Hunter Brown needs a few months off

Bielak was a better pitcher this year.  

[WBT 20,562]

Way too much maldy in this telecast.  Read the room AT&T

[tx 3 putt 76,906]

Good job by urquidy

[WBT 20,562]

Best Urquidy has looked since the injury.  Maybe he should get a start vs Arizona.

Edited September 24, 2023 by WBT

[Wulaw Horn 19,069]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Best Urquidy has looked since the injury.  Maybe he should get a start vs Arizona.

I am Hunter browns biggest fan. I don’t know how you can start him again this year. 

[WBT 20,562]

good job emo

Toronto won.  Rangers up 7-2 in the 5th.

[tx 3 putt 76,906]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I am Hunter browns biggest fan. I don’t know how you can start him again this year. 

he’ll be a force in 2024

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

Something good needs to happen now. Right now. 

[WBT 20,562]

Good job nanner pudding

[WBT 20,562]

Furk.  At least Pena will lead off the 9th

[WBT 20,562]

Seattle with 3 in the 6th to cut it to 7-5

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

Nice work with the 8 & 9 spots Press.  

[Overlord 366]

Pressly trying hard to give them some insurance runs. 

[Pimphand 5,736]

You.fucking.clowns

[Overlord 366]

Meyers for Pena

[WBT 20,562]

Gotta go get 'em Astros!

[Overlord 366]

When did Maton start pitching for KC?

[HtownHorn 14,677]

5 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Couldn’t have written it better myself. Gotta go all in next year especially if we can’t resign Tucker.

If you can't resign Tucker you trade him.

[Pimphand 5,736]

If Dustard is not fired after going 2-7 vs the Royals and A's when playoff lives are at stake then burn the whole thing to the ground. Too stupid to breathe but sadly it is a parasympathetic reaction so nature's food life persists.....

[Overlord 366]

Altuve ain’t going down easy. He’s the man

[WBT 20,562]

Altuve!  

Does he try to steal a bag here?

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

Come see the incredible shrinking Bregman! 

[WBT 20,562]

Yordan might as well walk it off

[HtownHorn 14,677]

This team has completely quit on the season and Dusty Baker. Not a shock.

[WBT 20,562]

furk

[cabowabo 4,484]

What an epic collapse and choke job.  Does anyone in here actually want us to make the playoffs?  I sure as fuck don’t. 

[Scraps 13,561]

Swept by KC....fucking KC

What a bunch of raisin balls

[Honeysucklerose 987]

On to Seattle

[perfectchaos007 6,635]

Better luck next year

[Overlord 366]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

If you can't resign Tucker you trade him.

We are not going to re sign Tucker. No way no how. Management philosophy won’t touch a big contract like that. Two cases in point.

George Springer.

Carlos Correa. 

[tx 3 putt 76,906]

What a shitty weekend of baseball 

[HtownHorn 14,677]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

We are not going to re sign Tucker. No way no how. Management philosophy won’t touch a big contract like that. Two cases in point.

George Springer.

Carlos Correa. 

Apples, Bananas, and Oranges.

Springer was 30 when he reached FA.

Correa's medicals were bad.

Tucker is 26 and healthy.

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This team has completely quit on the season and Dusty Baker. Not a shock.

If they've only recently quit on Dusty, they're way behind me. 

[Overlord 366]

I felt like we had 20 opportunities to win this game. 

[Lat22 4,010]

Chokers. 

[Overlord 366]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Apples, Bananas, and Oranges.

Springer was 30 when he reached FA.

Correa's medicals were bad.

Tucker is 26 and healthy.

Management philosophy also against keeping “sentimental” players, regardless of their team player histories. 
 

Either Altuve or Bregman will not end their careers in Houston. 
 

or both. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Chokers. 

Chockers 

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

On to Seattle

Not a fucking chance I stay up to watch these douchebags. Already pissed at them ruining my mornings when I check the score.

[tx 3 putt 76,906]

[tx 3 putt 76,906]

Ugh 

Jeremy Peña is homerless in his last 255 at-bats. Only Ji-hwan Bae (287) has a longer active drought.