2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Here comes three straight swing and misses

[UTexasFight 9496]

And holy shit, has Dusty realized we’re in a playoff race?

losing the DH in the 7th?!

[HtownHorn 14723]

Brantley is playing tomorrow but can't PH here?

[Scraps 13562]

Losing the DH is overrated....means nothing.

[UTexasFight 9496]

One time…one time (other than those two times)

[Overlord 366]

Let’s go you fat bastard!

Make me eat my words. 
 

Please!!!

[YChang 3453]

That’s what shoulda happened in the first

[Overlord 366]

All Singleton is is Maldy with a beard. And 50 lbs. 

[WBT 20614]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

And holy shit, has Dusty realized we’re in a playoff race?

losing the DH in the 7th?!

Worth it every time to ph for maldy...if it were anyone but Singleton anyway

[oh_snap 694]

Singleton is just a fatfuck version of Maldo

[HtownHorn 14723]

I thought you had to throw the ball over the 3rd basemen's head from RF.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Not the worst thing he could have done

[Overlord 366]

I’m sorry. I expected more than that. 

[Overlord 366]

Come on Tuve. Make up for that error

[YChang 3453]

Bad. Bad bad

[UTexasFight 9496]

Our big time players are not stepping up in big time games 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Pathetic

[UTHornFan014 710]

That was fucking awful. Altuve stared at a backup cement mixer. 

[Overlord 366]

Nice to see the OG’s from 2017 team playing their hearts out. Leaving it all on the field. 

[David Dennison 18922]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Our big time players are not stepping up in big time games 

At least we swept Arlington.

[UTHornFan014 710]

6 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I’m sorry. I expected more than that. 

Unfortunately, Singleton is on the short list for offensive MVP tonight 

[Eastwood 4394]

I swear to fucking Christ, the MLB has the stupidest fucking media strategy in the modern era. I’m closer to Houston than I am to Dallas, but their blackout rules keep me from seeing any and all Astros games, even when they are on national television. Why do I even try to maintain my childhood fandom of a team that the league won’t even let me watch from the comfort of my home 180 miles away while they force feed me a team I never watch 240 miles away. Oh, and they let WGN broadcast the Cubs all the fucking time nation wide because that makes all the sense in the world. 

[WBT 20614]

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Oh, and they let WGN broadcast the Cubs all the fucking time nation wide because that makes all the sense in the world. 

[YChang 3453]

Just pathetic 

[Overlord 366]

This team is pretty good at one thing lately. 
 

Quitting. 

[Hornsbay22 468]

Not sure but don't think Abreu and Diaz strategy of swinging at all the balls and taking all the damn strike is effective. 

[Overlord 366]

13 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I swear to fucking Christ, the MLB has the stupidest fucking media strategy in the modern era. I’m closer to Houston than I am to Dallas, but their blackout rules keep me from seeing any and all Astros games, even when they are on national television. Why do I even try to maintain my childhood fandom of a team that the league won’t even let me watch from the comfort of my home 180 miles away while they force feed me a team I never watch 240 miles away. Oh, and they let WGN broadcast the Cubs all the fucking time nation wide because that makes all the sense in the world. 

I bought Fubo purely for Astros games. I already have Spectrum. 
 

I haven’t added it up in a while, but it’s somewhere around 1,200 bucks to watch the season. 

[Overlord 366]

The only guy on this team I’m totally down with, is Hector Neris. 
 

I like that motherfucker. 

[thetruth 149]

I really don't want to be defeatist. But something needs to change. Maybe sitting out the playoffs for a year would do this team some good. Because whatever IT is, they don't have it. I would love to eat my words but this entire year has the stink on it that 2020 did. 

[Scraps 13562]

Lacerated kidney

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Go Grae Go 

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Hopefully Chas' kidneys are okay

[Scraps 13562]

The only guy on this team I’m totally down with, is Hector Neris. 
 
I like that motherfucker. 

You should probably find a new team

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Just now, Scraps said:

Lacerated kidney

99 mph, that has to be extreme pain 

[Scraps 13562]

Come on bregman you have owned this dude before

[David Dennison 18922]

[tx 3 putt 77060]

He’s safe 

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Bregman is safe. Prolonging the inevitable though

[Hornsbay22 468]

Stop playing shit defense and stop swinging at ball in other box is the winning formula

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Win the series tomorrow 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

[David Dennison 18922]

[YChang 3453]

Sadly Mariner fan almost hitting Kirby was indeed the highlight of this evening. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

We better not have to rely on the Rangers to sweep the Mariners to save us... cause I have a feeling those fucktards will probably tank the last couple games on purpose if they already have the division clinched

[WBT 20614]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Win the series tomorrow 

Palabra

[Dutchrudder 11141]

41 minutes ago, YChang said:

Sadly Mariner fan almost hitting Kirby was indeed the highlight of this evening. 

They definitely hit him:

 

[YChang 3453]

Wow, i just kinda saw the ball arc down and land near the pitchers mound. Impressive arm from that kid, but what an idiot. 

[Macklemore 2872]

Dusty is such a fucking idiot. Hubris is killing the Astros. Time to take Dusty to the dumpster immediately after our last game in Arizona.

[Wulaw Horn 19096]

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Dusty is such a fucking idiot. Hubris is killing the Astros. Time to take Dusty to the dumpster immediately after our last game in Arizona.

Why not now?  

[Chuckie Finster 22700]