2023 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4514]

It’s not even close. 

[Rip76 4963]

300 mph?

[rvm96 1643]

Still time to join the Abreu fan club before the playoffs

[Macklemore 2876]

Oh yeah

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Missed the HR buy 2 inches

[Rip76 4963]

What?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

THE RBI MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 77535]

Booooooo !

[cabowabo 4514]

Just now, cabowabo said:

It’s not even close. 

Ok, I thought it hitting the yellow line is a HR.  Nice ballpark design fucksticks. 

[Overlord 366]

WTF. That was a HR

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That was a HR

[David Dennison 18951]

HOLD THE LINE!

[Overlord 366]

If that was Julio Rodriguez they would have ruled it a homer. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

About 1 inch from being a HR. At least 2 scored

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

someone rang?  i heard "2 inches".

 

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Distance? How many parks is that a home run in?

[Lat22 4018]

30/30

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Since coming back from injured list Abreu still hasn’t had great average but the power has increased

[HtownHorn 14786]

Go get him, but not for Maton. Fuck. Why let Urquidy pitch if you are bringing in Maton behind him.

Edited September 30, 2023 by HtownHorn

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

I’ve been saying it for a month guys/ he’s fixed. This year from hell has been injury related he’s not washed. 
he might not stay healthy the next two years but if he does he will be fine. 

[Lat22 4018]

Nobody picked up the ball until Abreu was about to step on home plate. He should have been given a HR. 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Go get him.l

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

meanwhile, in seattle.

 

rangers cf just wiffed at a flyball.

 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

Dusty baker- 60 years in the game and absolutely no feel for it. It’s amazing. 

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Distance? How many parks is that a home run in?

All 30 of them according to stat cast. Also 432 feet. 
kind of funny. 

[cabowabo 4514]

Very nice. 

[tx 3 putt 77535]

Great visit 

[cabowabo 4514]

STFU Blumer. Gonna jinx it. 

[HtownHorn 14786]

We got playoff Urquidy.

Holy shit Jose. That is one fucking awesome performance.

Edited September 30, 2023 by HtownHorn

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve been saying it for a month guys/ he’s fixed. This year from hell has been injury related he’s not washed. 
he might not stay healthy the next two years but if he does he will be fine. 

[BrazilHorn 6635]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Pittsburg, St. Louis, and Milwaukee need to win tonight. That helps the Astros.

Pitt is up 3-0 on the Marlins. Milwaukee has nothing to play for, and they are tied 0-0 with the Cubs going into the B4. Cin is up 7-0 on the Cardinals.

Fuck the Pirates. Gave up 4 runs in the top of the 8th.

I’m at Brewers game. They just walked off Cubs 4-3 in 10th. 

[cabowabo 4514]

What a performance. 

[David Dennison 18951]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dusty baker- 60 years in the game and absolutely no feel for it. It’s amazing. 

[tx 3 putt 77535]

Let him start the 7th 

[cabowabo 4514]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Let him start the 7th 

No need. We got Montero. 

[TonyTexas 10534]

53 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Let’s take a couple of examples. 

If your mother or father die, that qualifies as an emergency. 
 

If your grandmother or grandfather die, well, that’s not an emergency. They were old. People die when they get old.

This is, of course, all predicated on whether it is a playoff baseball game or not.

And I think we all here agree, that these final 3 games should be treated as playoff games. 

That’s what grandma would want anyway. 
 

 

His wife is pregnant and I’m seeing that there were some complications but everyone is ok. I didn’t realize he’s married to Jess McCain who was on the Real World Portland and 4 seasons of The Challenge. 
 

Edited September 30, 2023 by TonyTexas

[Overlord 366]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

His wife is pregnant and I’m seeing that there were some complications but everyone is ok. I didn’t realize he’s married to Jess McCain who was on the Real World and 4 seasons of The Challenge. 
 

I was being stupid as usual. 
 

I hope everything is ok with his family. He’s a good dude. 

[tx 3 putt 77535]

You switch pitchers for maldy ?

[HtownHorn 14786]

Pinch hit Diaz.

[txduck87 996]

Not gonna miss gallen. Let’s get some insurance Stros! Winning time .

[cabowabo 4514]

That cannot happen. 

[Overlord 366]

Furk

[Rip76 4963]

Good lord.

[cabowabo 4514]

Stupid fuck. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Not sure how the fuck that’s over turned but ok

[Overlord 366]

Very unwise. 

[cabowabo 4514]

Fatass better not get another AB in this game. 

[David Dennison 18951]

Didn't matter.

[HtownHorn 14786]

Should have been bunting anyway.

[Rip76 4963]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Not sure how the fuck that’s over turned but ok

Clearly out.

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

14 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

He was dogshit. I get it. But apparently it was injury. The bat speed and how he’s turning on the ball and hitting it is just really obvious since he got the shots for back inflammation. He’s not an allstar anymore going forward I don’t think, and if you were smart you’d hit him 8th and Peña 9th, but he’s fine. Above average major league hitter still imo. 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Wulaw Horn