2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Fuck it, let Neris pitch all 9 tomorrow too

[tx 3 putt 77086]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

We really have 2 pitchers on paternity leave? jfc

france is back

[Gut Wagon 8083]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We really have 2 pitchers on paternity leave? jfc

Meanwhile, Maldy's play is an abortion. 

[tx 3 putt 77086]

Damn we need insurance 

[Overlord 366]

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

 

Edited October 1, 2023 by Overlord
Can’t figure shit out

[Overlord 366]

Fuck. I don’t feel too good about the mood right now. 
 

Or lack of momentum. 

[WBT 20618]

Mid inning pitching changes are bullshit 

[cabowabo 4489]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Fuck. I don’t feel too good about the mood right now. 
 

Or lack of momentum. 

Don’t be a pussy. 

[tx 3 putt 77086]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Don’t be a pussy. 

[perfectchaos007 6674]

I would burn a starter to pitch the 9th. This inning means that much

[tx 3 putt 77086]

That last pitch was a strike

[cabowabo 4489]

Wow.  I take it all back. 

[UTexasFight 9504]

Machete!

[tx 3 putt 77086]

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Holy shit! Maldy with the snipe!!!!

[Overlord 366]

Here come the apologists. 
 

Welcome guys. Nice to hear you. 

[cabowabo 4489]

Throw strikes damnit. 

Inexcusable. 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Abreu is a roller coaster. Queasiness abounds. 

[tx 3 putt 77086]

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Why are the DBacks trying so hard. Go drink champagne 

[tx 3 putt 77086]

Walk him 

[David Dennison 18924]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Walk him 

Dude.

[oh_snap 694]

4 pitch walk to the #9 spot. Why does everything have to be soooo hard

[tx 3 putt 77086]

[elfenix 34318]

astros win!

[HtownHorn 14726]

Playoffs bitches.

[WBT 20618]

Well we're in.

3 in a row.  Keep winning series.

Go win the division tomorrow.

[tx 3 putt 77086]

Playoffs baby !!!!!

 

let’s win it tomorrow too 

[runthebone 8015]

Show some professional pride tomorrow, Seattle, old buddies, old pals.

[TonyTexas 10517]

Good time to break these out

 

[Js1 85422]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Well we're in.

3 in a row.  Keep winning series.

Go win the division tomorrow.

Just win baby

[Macklemore 2872]

Astros Win motherfuckers. We overcame Dusty. Hey Dusty — you no longer control the lineup anymore in the playoffs. DUSTY YOU’RE OUT

[mrhorn 1383]

Let’s go!!!

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Nice job, close game. Now go steal the division from the Rangers and make them sad!

[WBT 20618]

Rangers magic number is 1.

Astros magic number is 2.

[Guest]

my Arlington friends are all pinging me about their little ole Rangers.  I just keep telling them to party- hardy!!!

Better win tomorrow just to run through the tape.

 

LFG!!!

[David Dennison 18924]

Just now, WBT said:

Rangers magic number is 1.

Astros magic number is 2.

Little help, Seattle?

[oh_snap 694]

Damn, these last two games… 2-1 and 1-0.  Fucking beautiful

[tx 3 putt 77086]

Just now, oh_snap said:

Damn, these last two games… 2-1 and 1-0.  Fucking beautiful

[Lat22 4015]

Get the division. 

[tx 3 putt 77086]

Dbacks have to be throwing a AAA pitcher tomorrow ? 
 

save those arms ??

 

 

 

 

Maldy stepped up huge today 

 

Edited October 1, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Planet Houston 4930]

[Hornsbay22 468]

We in now lets ball out. 

[cabowabo 4489]

Rangers probably trying to cut a deal with the Mariners as we speak. 

[Rip76 4943]

So if we win tomorrow and the Rangers lose, we win the division?

[tx 3 putt 77086]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Rangers probably trying to cut a deal with the Mariners as we speak. 

 

[UTexasFight 9504]

3, 5, or 6.

I can’t imagine the Mariners being competitive at all tomorrow, especially with Mr. “I wish I wasn’t out there” as the probable SP. although maybe every ranger will be hungover…Texas teams like soaking the mariners’ visitor locker room 

I like that we aren’t popping bottles until tomorrow.

job’s not done yet

Edited October 1, 2023 by UTexasFight

[cabowabo 4489]

Just now, Rip76 said:

So if we win tomorrow and the Rangers lose, we win the division?

[Wulaw Horn 19116]

If the rangers jump out to a lead and Seattle is in mail it in mode I think we should intentionally lose to stay on the twins ranger side of the bracket 

[UTexasFight 9504]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If the rangers jump out to a lead and Seattle is in mail it in mode I think we should intentionally lose to stay on the twins ranger side of the bracket 

Hopefully the rays have multiple PPP with nothing to play for and needing to get things line up/rested for the WC round