2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

Fucking walks

[UTHornFan014 710]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Nope. Need Javier to not give up runs and Dusty not to push his luck with him. 

I would pull him after this inning (and possibly in this inning) depending on how things play out 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Fucking arsonist up. Just give him a clean inning. Hell, bring nerris in with guys on base. He only feels alive pitching with traffic or when he cuts himself. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Double play let’s go

[UTHornFan014 710]

Fucking throw strikes!

[cabowabo 4484]

Got to pull him now.

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

More walks! Awesome!

[WBT 20561]

5 BBs and 1 hit allowed.  Challenge them.

[Js1 85300]

Puckering factor: a million

[Smax 3800]

Wow

[Js1 85300]

And of course we got screwed on that

[BrazilHorn 6586]

That’s a Big 12 referee call right there for the walk. Jeez. 

[Js1 85300]

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

That’s a Big 12 referee call right there for the walk. Jeez. 

[cabowabo 4484]

Strike 1 make up call.

Edited October 10, 2023 by cabowabo

[WBT 20561]

good morning, good afternoon, good night

[elfenix 34228]

haha

[tx 3 putt 76883]

Let’s Go !!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark Horse 2280]

Thank you baby Jesus 

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

[Js1 85300]

Phew 

[HOOKEM4 5036]

HUUUUGE

[WBT 20561]

Nice recovery.  Maybe stop walking people when they haven't touched you?

[cabowabo 4484]

He got out of a third jam. Can believe it.

[Guest]

El Reptil has earned 17 outs in 5 innings.

Respecto mucho.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Phew. 
mid Dusty sends him out for the 6th he needs to be electroshocked. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Some intestinal fortitude right there!!

Meanwhile I’m shitting myself 

[DaysOff 7947]

Didn't see that coming

[WBT 20561]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Phew. 
mid Dusty sends him out for the 6th he needs to be electroshocked. 

87 pitches and 5-6-7 coming up, why not?

He's been nasty, savant has the Twins xBA at .111

Edited October 10, 2023 by WBT

[Gourmand 7774]

TOOTHPICK WISDOM SAYS CRISTIAN GO CLEAN YOUR OWN ROOM

What a job by Javier.

[Stros121 4]

Mother fucking Christian Javier is nails.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Just now, WBT said:

87 pitches and 5-6-7 coming up, why not?

Because he’s not commanding the strike zone and he’s playing with borrowed money right now. No need for it. The bullpen is perfectly capable of shutting this shit down.  

[HOOKEM4 5036]

I was clenching but I have covid and I hate to admit I think a little got out. Whew.

[YChang 3443]

WHEW WHEW whew whew wheeeeee

[Gourmand 7774]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Because he’s not commanding the strike zone and he’s playing with borrowed money right now. No need for it. The bullpen is perfectly capable of shutting this shit down.  

they also can't get on base unless he gives them a walk. theyre not hitting shit off him right now.

[WBT 20561]

still should have bunted

[UTexasFight 9431]

Hit and run!!!

103 mph

Edited October 10, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Js1 85300]

SCORE RUNS

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Guy that can put the bat on the ball?  
try staying out of a DP assholes. 

[UTexasFight 9431]

France and Brown up in the pen 

looking like Urquidy tomorrow 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

they also can't get on base unless he gives them a walk. theyre not hitting shit off him right now.

You want to wait around thin to hang one after putting 2 on base via walk? 
our bullpen is good. Trust it. 

[WBT 20561]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

France and Brown up in the pen 

looking like Urquidy tomorrow 

Huh, I was guessing France/Urquidy piggyback tomorrow

[YChang 3443]

I miss seeing more of this version of the Astros

[Js1 85300]

Just now, YChang said:

I miss seeing more of this version of the Astros

Go to more road games?

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Huh, I was guessing France/Urquidy piggyback tomorrow

Urquidy france so he can start maldonado. 

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You want to wait around thin to hang one after putting 2 on base via walk? 
our bullpen is good. Trust it. 

no i'm not saying that, i'm just noting that they're only on base because he's letting them get there

[henrygandorf 29189]

hmm, the astros scored again.  y'all follow baseball, is it because:

a) twins are nervous

b) off-inning shadows

c) tuesday is generally an unlucky day

d) astros are cheating by using a pitching machine that mimics maeda's pitches

[UTexasFight 9431]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Huh, I was guessing France/Urquidy piggyback tomorrow

I guess he’s the low man on the SP pole.

ford speculating we’d see JP for length in this game if we get another run or two here 

[YChang 3443]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Go to more road games?

True, I had a great time in Seattle recently, lol. 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Just now, Gourmand said:

no i'm not saying that, i'm just noting that they're only on base because he's letting them get there

Command of strike zone is first and foremost as far as I’m concerned when protecting a lead. So yeah- I get what you are saying and it’s true, but the more pitches you throw the more susceptible you are to hanging one. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Now we need to get Tucker going.

so do we move the Astros to the third base dugout at Minute Maid?