2023 Houston Astros Thread

[TonyTexas 10512]

It’s Brown 

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

Something, something my butthole was a quark.

[tx 3 putt 76956]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s Brown 

[Mo Horn 8840]

41 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

@Mo Horn We need some Abreu disparagement 

Sorry. I've been in a meeting and then driving home. I'll step it up now. 

[Gut Wagon 8069]

Lots of Slavic concern in the stands 

[Gourmand 7774]

should've just left Javier in 

[Mo Horn 8840]

Brown you worthless twat. Get outs. 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, Gourmand said:

should've just left Javier in 

If you aren’t going to throw strikes… yeah. So irritating 

[David Dennison 18860]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If you aren’t going to throw strikes… yeah. So irritating 

Or when your strikes get roped.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Or when your strikes get roped.

exactly, they weren't hitting Javier at all

[Mo Horn 8840]

That was a fucking strike, even if he didn't swing

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just do what you’ve done all year. Maton can take the 6th as a clean inning and then go Nerris, Abreu, Presley. 
Don’t need to reinvent the wheel in the playoffs. 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Hunter brown sucks

[Js1 85335]

What in the hell in this zone 

[Horny Bull 2759]

Ump is dog shit

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Or when your strikes get roped.

Correa hit a 22 hopper through the right side. The crime on that inning was the walk. 

[Js1 85335]

Huge 

[Planet Houston 4930]

What a play. Eat your heart out, CC. 

[HOOKEM4 5036]

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Ok bring in abreau now.

[Gourmand 7774]

PENA YOU BEAUTIFUL SONOFABITCH!!!

[David Dennison 18860]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Correa hit a 22 hopper through the right side. The crime on that inning was the walk. 

Yeah, but the run scoring hit was smoked.

[Overlord 366]

Holy shit, that was a big boy play.

 

[Saint Tacky 1614]

Over-managing. Stick with your current pitcher to start the inning unless he's crossed a pitch count threshold. Particularly when a run by the leadoff man is meaningless. Ride the wave.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, but the run scoring hit was smoked.

Sure.  That was also the first hard hit ball of the inning. 
thank goodness Peña bailed us out. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Diaz will have 2 HR in his next playoff game. In 2024.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

That was uninspiring AB’s. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That was too quick. Damn.

[cabowabo 4484]

How about a 1-2-3 inning here.

[WBT 20570]

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just do what you’ve done all year. Maton can take the 6th as a clean inning and then go Nerris, Abreu, Presley. 
Don’t need to reinvent the wheel in the playoffs. 

Why show them all the A relievers in a 6 run game?

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Lots of Slavic concern in the stands 

I was laughing at an earlier crowd shot with one brother in it.

I started laughing, "Hey they found him!"

Gotdam that's a lot of white people.

 

 

[Planet Houston 4930]

 

[BrazilHorn 6604]

That was huge DP by Pena there. I’m texting with some Twins fans at the game and that play really took wind out of their sails. 
 

Both teams leaving a shit load of guys on base. 

[Scraps 13561]

These guys are such dopes. Do they realize this is the biggest fucking game of the season? Game 3 of a five game series tied 1-1 is huge.

I dIdNt ThInK wE WoUlD sEe AbReU hEre

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why show them all the A relievers in a 6 run game?

I mean- that’s fine. Go with Stanek or whoever then. Make it a normal game with people filling roles they have performed  all year. 

[Overlord 366]

Is there any way we get Abreu for 2?

Or bring in mad dawg Neris?

Edited October 10, 2023 by Overlord

[Planet Houston 4930]

Dirty. Well done, Abreu. And Dusty /ducks/

[kevwun 15788]

Nope, need to have him fresh for tomorrow.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- that’s fine. Go with Stanek or whoever then. Make it a normal game with people filling roles they have performed  all year. 

I like giving Brown the middle Inning.

If Urquidy is the starter tomorrow, then roles have been further defined.  one of those 2 was not going to be a starter.

Bottom line is that's quality at both spots.  I'd be cool with Brown or Urquidy either one in either spot, but if you start Brown in Game 4, it's a very similar style to Verlander in Game 5.

I'm cool with how Dusty rolled with it.

Edited October 10, 2023 by slorch

[Limp Brisket 546]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Is there any way we get Abreu for 2?

No

[David Dennison 18860]

 

[Overlord 366]

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

No

Just a thought. 
 

This is a must win game. Simple as that. 

[henrygandorf 29191]

7 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

That was huge DP by Pena there. I’m texting with some Twins fans at the game and that play really took wind out of their sails. 

i heard it even scared away the shadows.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

I like giving Brown the middle Inning.

If Urquidy is the starter tomorrow, then roles have been further defined.

Bottom line is that's quality at both spots.

In a vacuum fine. I just don’t like constant reinventing of the wheel. 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Peña DP was awesome. 

[kevwun 15788]

If it was a close game, you could have Abreu go 2.  There's no reason to make him unavailable tomorrow when you have a 5 run lead.

[BrazilHorn 6604]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

i heard it even scared away the shadows.

Oh doncha know. They’re hearing moose steps. 

[Scraps 13561]

 

The demise of Javier is highly overrated

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

In a vacuum fine. I just don’t like constant reinventing of the wheel. 

It's the playoffs.  Even in recent Astros lore, the pitching roles  have been changed.

 

It's fucking great to have options.

[Js1 85335]

Dusty gonna open his postgame PC with “WHAT NOW HATERS”