2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13598]

Damn must be nice to have a manager who pulls their shitty players and replaces them with better players and gives 0 fucks about feelings

[Guadaloopy 11039]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

We do need to put a shitload more pitches on Eovaldi.  Terrible approaches so far.

Dammit, Tuve.

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Another hard hit! Astros win! 14 hard hits to 6 hard hits! Yeahhhhh

Get a grip

[tx 3 putt 77925]

So much for getting a hitters count

0-0, I’m swinging !!!

[David Dennison 19119]

The HEB commercial talent needs to get it together.

[Rockethorn1978 6153]

1 hit. This is what the Braves and dodgers felt like watching their stars shit the bed against teams that got hot. Is what it is. You can close your eyes and dream of a huge comeback but it’s not happening with this team this year. Maybe we will be back next year if we make smart off season moves.

[n64ra 1118]

If this was in Arlington, I'd say Astros come back down 4 runs. In Houston, that ain't happening.

[Guadaloopy 11039]

I'm not against pulling Maldy in favor of Diaz.  I AM against making panic moves and communicating that to your team at this point in the series.

Edited October 16, 2023 by Guadaloopy

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

1 hit. This is what the Braves and dodgers felt like watching their stars shit the bed against teams that got hot. Is what it is. You can close your eyes and dream of a huge comeback but it’s not happening with this team this year. Maybe we will be back next year if we make smart off season moves.

getting dodger vibes 

[Rockethorn1978 6153]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Get a grip

Oh I’m sorry. No worries we will win. 

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Great catch chas !

[LCHorn 2641]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

We do need to put a shitload more pitches on Eovaldi.  Terrible approaches so far.

I turned it off for this reason.  Unless you're Ichiro, not working counts is just nails on a chalkboard bad. 

[TexArcher 38415]

Don't think I've heard a national booth more bored by am amazing catch.  That was pretty much Dave South covering a Longhorn touchdown.

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Montero stepping up 

[Pimphand 6051]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Don't think I've heard a national booth more bored by am amazing catch.  That was pretty much Dave South covering a Longhorn touchdown.

.............................................................. it was Ziegler

 

Edited October 16, 2023 by Pimphand

[UTexasFight 9606]

That’s one more

cluck cluck

Edited October 16, 2023 by UTexasFight

[HOOKEM4 5075]

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Let’s fucking Go !!!!!

[TexArcher 38415]

There you go, Breggy!

Keep hacking, boys!!

[Bevo&Pevo 5387]

AB punches one out the park.

[Scraps 13598]

.

[Macklemore 2881]

BREGGY!!!

[David Dennison 19119]

Kyle Tucker is absolutely lost.

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Evaldi channeled his inner framber there, flat ball with no movement 

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Kyle Tucker is absolutely lost.

I’ll catch hell for this, should have sat him today

[Rockethorn1978 6153]

Man seriously. King tuck is hitting like a queen.

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Damn 

[David Dennison 19119]

Dominated.

[HOOKEM4 5075]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Man seriously. King tuck is hitting like a queen.

Hitting? Swinging yes.

I would be telling him what I tell my LL team, don't swing until they throw you a strike. At least we get 1 more pitch on this asshole.

Edited October 16, 2023 by HOOKEM4

[Rockethorn1978 6153]

Amazed at a solo shot followed by straight shitty ab 

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

Hitting?

Standing? Staring?

[Mo Horn 8899]

If we can't put up some crooked numbers we ain't winning. Can't rely on just solo shots. 

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Pre game JP France coming back to haunt us 

[Rockethorn1978 6153]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

If we can't put up some crooked numbers we ain't winning. Can't rely on just solo shots. 

Yes I was told 7 solos we could win. But why stop there. If we had 10 solo we would win. It’s possible! Just believe!

[Scraps 13598]

Yes I was told 7 solos we could win. But why stop there. If we had 10 solo we would win. It’s possible! Just believe!

I never remembered you being a shitty poster, but man you are on one today.

Change your tampon and smoke a joint

Or nicely said....get a grip

[David Dennison 19119]

Just now, Scraps said:

I never remembered you being a shitty poster, but man you are on one today.

Change your tampon and smoke a joint

We're spoiled. 

[UTexasFight 9606]

Like the national tv broadcast crew, this thread becomes a beating in the playoffs 

[WBT 20742]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Like the national tv broadcast crew, this thread becomes a beating in the playoffs 

It's worse

[Rockethorn1978 6153]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I never remembered you being a shitty poster, but man you are on one today.

Change your tampon and smoke a joint

Or nicely said....get a grip

So being a great poster is saying dumb shit like “we can win with 7 solo homers?” Hahaha ok. 

[YChang 3472]

If we insist on this solo homer method, let's get another this inning please. 

[tx 3 putt 77925]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Like the national tv broadcast crew, this thread becomes a beating in the playoffs 

[TexArcher 38415]

Okay, let's get him out of here and get into the bullpen, come on.

[Scraps 13598]

So being a great poster is saying dumb shit like “we can win with 7 solo homers?” Hahaha ok. 

Never said i was a great poster dummy.

But you suck Helo ass today

[David Dennison 19119]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Okay, let's get him out of here and get into the bullpen, come on.

He's totally going seven, bruh.

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Make him work

 

Get uncle Mike home

[Bevo&Pevo 5387]

Nice one from Uncle Mike.  Let's move him over.

[WBT 20742]

professional leadoff single

[TexArcher 38415]

Great AB from Uncle Mike.  Set that table.

[WBT 20742]

gotta wear that one chas

or maybe not with pena and maldy up next

Edited October 16, 2023 by WBT

[tx 3 putt 77925]

Here we go boys 

[perfectchaos007 6713]

If the nine hitter comes up to bat, I will throw a fit of rage if Maldonado bats