2023 Houston Astros Thread

[YChang 3453]

Do something positive here Jeremy, please. 

[Macklemore 2872]

Dubie!! Where are the Dubon haters at?

[Overlord 366]

Largest salary in the bigs.

Yea, he’s worth it. 

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Chas Dubon and Tucker for starting OF next year!

[WBT 20614]

I'll be happy if jp avoids the dp to clear maldy this inning

[Rip76 4943]

6 non strikes called strikes.

Just now, WBT said:

I'll be happy if jp avoids the dp to clear maldy this inning

He did.

[Dutchrudder 11141]

I'm not a baseball purist, but I really really really hate that catchers helmet camera. 

[Pimphand 5764]

At least Maldonado can peacefully end the inning

[Rip76 4943]

#7

[Gut Wagon 8083]

The umpires' union has to cringe at how plainly the case for robo calls is being made here tonight. 

[Macklemore 2872]

Horrible called strike. Fuck this strike zone

[Dnaguy 12001]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

At least Maldonado can peacefully end the inning

[Dutchrudder 11141]

I recall reading that Scherzer did a 60 pitch simulation last week to get him on the roster, so he may have a limit a bit higher than that for this game to be safe. He's at 63 now, so we may only see him for 1 more inning.

[Smax 3800]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Horrible called strike. Fuck this strike zone

 

Consistency is why I want robo umps, don't care about any old school argument about taking from the game. 

[WBT 20614]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

I recall reading that Scherzer did a 60 pitch simulation last week to get him on the roster, so he may have a limit a bit higher than that for this game to be safe. He's at 63 now, so we may only see him for 1 more inning.

Davis said his limit was supposed to be 70ish

Dusty gives maldy credit, drink!

[YChang 3453]

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

Consistency is why I want robo umps, don't care about any old school argument about taking from the game. 

Have the existing umpires record their voices and some of their mannerisms for fun factor. But without the crappy calls. 

[Overlord 366]

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I recall reading that Scherzer did a 60 pitch simulation last week to get him on the roster, so he may have a limit a bit higher than that for this game to be safe. He's at 63 now, so we may only see him for 1 more inning.

Would it be wrong if I said I hope he gets a couple more innings?

[cabowabo 4487]

Framber better be taking notes. 

[Mo Horn 8849]

Javier

[WBT 20614]

50 through 4

[Macklemore 2872]

Great inning Cristian!

[tx 3 putt 77060]

[Mo Horn 8849]

Altuve has driven it all 3 times. 2 to the deepest part of the park

[YChang 3453]

Aww man close... but Jose is feeling it

[cabowabo 4487]

Man, fuck this ump. 

[Rip76 4943]

#8

[Overlord 366]

Damn, Tuve needed 11 ft. to have 3 HRs

[Pimphand 5764]

Gasoline alley in light the match!

[HOOKEM4 5037]

Nice strike ump. Fuck you.

[Mo Horn 8849]

Uncle Mike having a bad night so far

[Overlord 366]

Let’s make excuses for the 40 million dollar guy with bad postseason career. 

[kevwun 15797]

It would help him if the ump didn't call pitches 6 inches outside strikes.

[tx 3 putt 77060]

1-2-3 them 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Framber needs to watch some Pedro Martinez videos too 

[Macklemore 2872]

Breggy showing his Gold Glove form

[Limp Brisket 546]

Fine…thats out of the way now.

[Mo Horn 8849]

Fuck

[tx 3 putt 77060]

We got a game …

[Overlord 366]

Yep. Crooked number HR. 
 

They hurt more too

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Damnit

[cabowabo 4487]

We gonna need some more runs. 

[David Dennison 18922]

No bueno.

[rvm96 1643]

Dang 1 strike away from getting out of the inning twice.

[Pimphand 5764]

Javier is washed pull him now

[cabowabo 4487]

That’s aight…..

[Mo Horn 8849]

OK, let's get those back

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Of course it’s not going to be easy 

[Macklemore 2872]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Fuck

I hate how my stream is 30 seconds behind. It’s fine when we do something good to get excited about but sucks in this situation 

[cabowabo 4487]

If we can’t put up some runs on their shitty ass pen, we don’t deserve to win. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Just now, Macklemore said:

I hate how my stream is 30 seconds behind. It’s fine when we do something good to get excited about but sucks in this situation 

Same