2023 Houston Astros Thread

[elfenix 34230]

Tv broadcast here is 3 pitches behind MLB app wtf

[BrazilHorn 6586]

What a hit!!! Damn. 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Smoltz had just finished blowing the rangers pitcher too 

[lilMAC25 3792]

Tucker, it’s your turn!

[WBT 20561]

Just now, elfenix said:

Tv broadcast here is 3 pitches behind MLB app wtf

Always that way.  And the app is 2 pitches behind terrestial radio.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

56 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Putting lots of pitches on Dunning already.  This game could get very ugly in about two innings.   

Oh hai

[Pimphand 5735]

OMFG yellow teeth!!!!

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Tucker, it’s your turn!

That is not talking shit brah. Do your part...

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

They invited Abreu into their home but he took an upper decker smh

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Abreu and Yordan carrying this team in the playoffs. Fuck ya buttons.

[tx ind 7012]

Just now, Pimphand said:

OMFG yellow teeth!!!!

Mack Brown-esque 

[rvm96 1643]

On 10/18/2023 at 6:21 PM, WBT said:

Just want to point out I was never fooled by Abreu fool's gold last series.

You are a good poster but I have to ask is it still fools gold?

[Honeysucklerose 987]

I never doubted Abreu

[David Dennison 18854]

If you want to get whiplash, go back and forth between this thread and the still shitty thread.

Baseball, man.

[Dutchrudder 11137]

We should look into starting Brantley in RF and giving Tucker a night off.

[WBT 20561]

Both rather crushed, too bad Yordan just got under it

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Fuck yo buttons! That was awesome

[cabowabo 4484]

Please be on tonight Hunter. 

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

You are a good poster but I have to ask is it still fools gold?

that was half lingering regular season hatred and half in jest

[zlavydra 2119]

Cody Bradford was thinking about that time he was on the wrong end of a 2-0 Chase Shugart shutout.

[Mo Horn 8832]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

We should look into starting Brantley in RF and giving Tucker a night off.

He's frustrating, no doubt, but he could break out at any moment. He's just too talented. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Smoltz had just finished blowing the rangers pitcher too 

They are not quite in Keith Jackson sucking off USC in 2005; but gotdam that splooge is still running down their chins.

[oh_snap 694]

If it weren’t for Abreu’s bomb I’d say stanek the player of the game so far for his 1 pitch 2 out efficiency 

[Celery Man 20934]

3 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

They invited Abreu into their home but he took an upper decker smh

Had him over for a dinner party and it still smells like upper deckers and drakkar noire, please help.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Dusty always finds a way to praise Maldy.  

[Overlord 366]

Brown makes me nervous

[cabowabo 4484]

Why do they let that banana retard behind the plate?

[Pimphand 5735]

Brown seems like he sucks!

[cabowabo 4484]

MF’er is dealing tonight. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Nice inning Hunter

[TexArcher 37774]

Hunter's fastball looks harder than 98.  That thing is fucking live.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Damn hunter mowed them down

[tx 3 putt 76905]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Brown makes me nervous

1 2 3. !!!

[Overlord 366]

Damn that was nice

[rvm96 1643]

This alternate pitch cam can fuck off unless it's for replays 

[MirrOlure 14760]

Brown keeps that shit up his middle name will be Fucking

[Macklemore 2876]

Now that’s how you pitch!!

[Guadaloopy 10960]

They can bring back Joe Buck if they stop the fucking ump cam.    

[WBT 20561]

4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

We should look into starting Brantley in RF and giving Tucker a night off.

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He's frustrating, no doubt, but he could break out at any moment. He's just too talented. 

He just hit a ball at 101.7 mph and .650 xBA...just right at the CF.  He'll be fine.

[HtownHorn 14677]

Brown has the Devo strut down, but has way more better stuff.

[Guest]

Just now, rvm96 said:

This alternate pitch cam can fuck off unless it's for replays 

The ump cam sucks.

You can't see shit as to whether the pitch is in the zone.

I call it AngelVision, our friends in Anaheim notwithstanding.

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

They can bring back Joe Buck if they stop the fucking ump cam.    

let's not get crazy and start saying things we can't take back

[HOOKEM4 5036]

Brown just fucked all your wives and walked it off. That dude fucks.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

They can bring back Joe Buck if they stop the fucking ump cam.    

[David Dennison 18854]

6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

We should look into starting Brantley in RF and giving Tucker a night off.

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

They can bring back Joe Buck if they stop the fucking ump cam.    

 

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Good deal, thru 4 in just under 2 hours now. Loooong game tonight.

[kevwun 15774]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

This alternate pitch cam can fuck off unless it's for replays 

Yeah, it's awful.  You can't see shit.  It's only neat when they show it on things like Abreu's home run.

[HtownHorn 14677]

Still calling that bullshit strike.

[WBT 20561]

Nanner pudding unlucky there

[cabowabo 4484]

lol.  Fuck the ump.