2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Macklemore 2876]

What the fuck are these first 2 swings Tuck?

[TexArcher 37774]

I am as likely to get a hit from my couch in Austin as Tucker is.

[Dark Horse 2280]

Do something Chas

[cabowabo 4484]

Fuck yeah. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Chas 

[YChang 3443]

MEATLOAF

[WBT 20561]

Y'all keep talking shit about Chazzy Fizz!!!!

[Dark Horse 2280]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Do something Chas

Thanks

[Overlord 366]

Crooked HR’s tonight

[Horn80 6118]

Boom🔥

[UTexasFight 9431]

Smack

[Guest]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

That was ugly Tuck

Sacrifice strike out on that scud by Heim to right center.

[Celery Man 20934]

It was still neat how you stole the base Abreu

[tx 3 putt 76905]

[rvm96 1643]

[Js1 85311]

Fat Boy!

[Scraps 13561]

We got the meatloaf

[Macklemore 2876]

Ma the Meatloaf!!

[TexArcher 37774]

Pooooooooor Aggyngton...

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Send brown Back out 

[UTexasFight 9431]

That banana behind home plate better watch its back.

 

Chas is hungry 

Edited October 20, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Overlord 366]

Weeeeeee’’’rrrrrreee Baaaaaaaacccckkk

[WBT 20561]

The 2nd longest save in playoff history is looking attainable now.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Diaz should have pinched hit here 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Ah, Maldy back to his mean 

[utxmike05 1828]

You crazy sons of bitches...why couldn't we do this in game 1/2. 

[Stringer 1438]

Can we defer our home field advantage?

[Brisketexan 105095]

There we fucking go.

And, watching this one simultaneously with the boy in Scotland. He texted me “I’m tired, but I can’t stop now.” 3:30 am his time. Fuck it, we’re watching together.

4 years ago today, we were at the juice box together to watch Altuve hit his walkoff to beat the Yankees.

Let’s fucking finish this.

[cabowabo 4484]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Send brown Back out 

Absolutely. 

[Dutchrudder 11137]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Ah, Maldy back to his mean 

And yet he has nearly doubled the batting average of Tucker...

[TexArcher 37774]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Send brown Back out 

Let him finish this thing.  Save everybody for tomorrow if at all possible.

Edited October 20, 2023 by TexArcher

[WBT 20561]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

The 2nd longest save in playoff history is looking attainable now.

guess not

[Pimphand 5735]

Hey fucksticks do you realize how badass the Rangers are and how shitty the Astros are?

[Mo Horn 8832]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

There we fucking go.

And, watching this one simultaneously with the boy in Scotland. He texted me “I’m tired, but I can’t stop now.” 3:30 am his time. Fuck it, we’re watching together.

4 years ago today, we were at the juice box together to watch Altuve hit his walkoff to beat the Yankees.

Let’s fucking finish this.

My two aren't across the pond, but we are all in 3 different states. We always have a running text stream, and have for several years. One of the greatest joys of my life. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Surprised that Dusty hasn’t given Maldonado the rest of the night off so that he’ll be rested for tomorrow’s afternoon game?

[Mo Horn 8832]

What a great play 

[David Dennison 18854]

Holy shit, what a play.

[TexArcher 37774]

Holy shit, Altuve!!!

[Horn80 6118]

What a play Altuve.

[Dutchrudder 11137]

Altuve looking like Omar Visquel out there. Nice play

[TexArcher 37774]

Nice pick by Abreu, too.

[HtownHorn 14677]

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Brown gave you 3, you get the 7th against the bottom of their order, let Maton take the it.

Yep.

[cabowabo 4484]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Nice pick by Abreu, too.

He’s pretty damn good at that. They must practice picking those. 😀

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Crews are rebuilding the batters eye at Minute Maid as we speak right?

I swear a couple years ago it looked like Altuves arm was shot and he could barely throw to first. His throws have been strong all year.

[Mo Horn 8832]

Tuve

[TexArcher 37774]

God damn, he's locked in!!

[Guest]

Watch out Manny...

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Altuve !!!!

[David Dennison 18854]

Double.

[cabowabo 4484]

He is gonna haunt their dreams tonight.