2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8831]

Shitty HPU is shitty 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Eddings is terrible.  

[Wishbone 4759]

Throw the fucking ball over the plate at hit the clubhouse dammit.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Throw strikes clown

[Stros121 4]

1 more mother fucking out and we win this game. 

[Mo Horn 8831]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Throw the fucking ball over the plate at hit the clubhouse dammit.

HPU will call it a ball

[elfenix 34223]

astros win!

[Wishbone 4759]

Astros Win!

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Best of 3 

[Horn80 6114]

Keep it going tomorrow.

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[Mo Horn 8831]

Nice win, let's do it again tomorrow

[Macklemore 2876]

Tops drop Htown

[Wishbone 4759]

3 game series now. 

[Stros121 4]

We win great game! Get on top tomorrow and try to win win at home.  

[Brisketexan 105075]

3 game series now. 

Bingo. Whole new series now.

[Macklemore 2876]

 

[TexArcher 37770]

Trunks pop, top drop, and the front end hop.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

[Hornsbay22 467]

Good win boys. Give them more smoke. 

[elfenix 34223]

just saw @Ldogg53 on the tv

[runthebone 7967]

Brown should be ready to go for Framber's next start.

[henrygandorf 29189]

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

that was more about montgomery, and probably something to do with our inability to hit at home as of late.

you fucking marys will wet your pants about anything.

we've hit the ball well in this park in sept and again last night, when our run expectancy (is that a thing?) was probably north of 12.  give me good playoff urquidy, normal bullpen, and hit the fucking ball.  we've faced heaney a ton through the years, and i doubt they're planning on him going deep into the game.

let's fucking go. 

give me good playoff urquidy

normal bullpen - check

and hit the fucking ball - check

we've faced heaney a ton through the years, and i doubt they're planning on him going deep into the game - double check

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Alright. Good win. Time to sweep the road trip tomorrow and then head back to Houston to clinch. 

[henrygandorf 29189]

 

[Fondren & Main 6702]

[runthebone 7967]

Stealing innings with Maton and Montero is great

[utxmike05 1828]

Not yet, you Creed mfers. 

[Enchubben 5510]

I for one feel awful for all these Dallas area banana Dick bags having to drive home to Dallas from Arlington in the their leased 3 series bmw’s.

Edited October 20, 2023 by Enchubben

[TonyTexas 10508]

Stanek threw one pitch, got two outs and is the winning pitcher. Lulz

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Stanek threw one pitch, got two outs and is the winning pitcher. Lulz

he’s good for tomorrow 

[HtownHorn 14668]

Have to get Brantley an AB tomorrow, so he doesn't go 3 days without one.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Have to get Brantley an AB tomorrow, so he doesn't go 3 days without one.

He shouldn’t start. It’s a lefty and he shouldn’t ever start against a lefty. He should absolutely PH for Dubon the second a RHP is in against him in a situation that matters. 

[UTexasFight 9429]

9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Stanek threw one pitch, got two outs and is the winning pitcher. Lulz

Just came here to post that.

 

baseball gods with a sense of humor considering this is the same place I thought his season was over after that ankle turn in September 

[WBT 20561]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He shouldn’t start. It’s a lefty and he shouldn’t ever start against a lefty. He should absolutely PH for Dubon the second a RHP is in against him in a situation that matters. 

or Pena and move Dubon to short afterward

[UTexasFight 9429]

This series got me mad we couldn’t pull off the comeback in 2020 against the Rays and getting a shot to play in this ballpark for the rematch against the Dodgers

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Epic Boschy fail not starting dunning tonight 

[Scraps 13561]

Astros demise is severely overrated

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Just now, Scraps said:

Astros demise is severely overrated

 

[runthebone 7967]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Astros demise is severely overrated

They're only mostly dead.

[We’reTexas 1473]

 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Are we finally over the Yuli break-up?  No way he comes through like Abreu has this post-season.  

[WBT 20561]

The Kalas/Stanton postgame show must be doing monster ratings.  No Blum or Julia, wtf?

[Guadaloopy 10960]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Epic Boschy fail not starting dunning tonight 

It’s not Bochy’s fault that he was forced to choose between a turd sandwich and a giant douche.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The Kalas/Stanton postgame show must be doing monster ratings.  No Blum or Julia, wtf?

[The Dog 44019]

38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Strobu:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Astros/s/Fm7lJSqGiz

[Huckleberry 32848]

36 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Stanek threw one pitch, got two outs and is the winning pitcher. Lulz

If Urquidy hadn't given up the lead I think the official scorer would have given Brown the win. But the way it worked out the rule doesn't give any room for judgment.

[UTexasFight 9429]

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

The Kalas/Stanton postgame show must be doing monster ratings.  No Blum or Julia, wtf?

We never played on Thursdays in the regular season so they probably said, why start working now? 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Oct 19 is our day …