2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Committed months ago to a double date night tonight.  Dinner and Nate Bargatze show.  I am 100% going to get in trouble for being "rude" and paying attention to my phone during dinner.  Show's not until 7, so hopefully the boys have things well in hand by then.

[tx 3 putt 77060]

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Committed months ago to a double date night tonight.  Dinner and Nate Bargatze show.  I am 100% going to get in trouble for being "rude" and paying attention to my phone during dinner.  Show's not until 7, so hopefully the boys have things well in hand by then.

[Halohal 498]

Go Astros.

[Rockethorn1978 6093]

If Astros win tonight they’ll win it in 7 and if the rangers win tonight they’ll win it in 6. Valdez is the sink hole for us I believe. Gotta get on Montgomery early and tax that bullpen like I just taxed my wife from behind. Little pre game anger bang never hurt nobody.

Edited October 20, 2023 by Rockethorn1978

[tx 3 putt 77060]

 

Let's Fucking Go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rockethorn1978 6093]

We need Tucker to unleash tonight. And the rest to stay locked in. 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Jeter and ARod still pulling for the Ranges lolol

[tx 3 putt 77060]

will smotlz be able to announce while choking on montogomery's cock the whole game ?

[Rockethorn1978 6093]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

will smotlz be able to announce while choking on montogomery's cock the whole game ?

Not if we hit the ball and score early. 

[Js1 85409]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Not if we hit the ball and score early. 

We should do that then 

[rvm96 1643]

26 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

If Astros win tonight they’ll win it in 7 and if the rangers win tonight they’ll win it in 6. Valdez is the sink hole for us I believe. Gotta get on Montgomery early and tax that bullpen like I just taxed my wife from behind. Little pre game anger bang never hurt nobody.

Wait I thought the season was over 

[TexArcher 37977]

Okay, let's help this guy's playoff ERA regress to the mean real quick.......

 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

damn, 2nd baseman was in the perfect position 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

damn, 2nd baseman was in the perfect position 

 

x2 

[Mo Horn 8849]

2 pitches, 2 outs 

[Js1 85409]

Ugh not like that dudes 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Bregs!!!!

[tx 3 putt 77060]

that'll work, shame the bases were empty 

[Rockethorn1978 6093]

Can’t score in the first inning every game. We need good JV today. 

[Mo Horn 8849]

Yes, breggy

[Smax 3800]

Bregybomb

[WBT 20614]

Bregs!!!

[Macklemore 2872]

BREGGY!!

[Rockethorn1978 6093]

Literally as I typed that he hit it and I couldn’t go back haha

[rvm96 1643]

[UTexasFight 9498]

Holy shit.

these seats and that hit did not suck 

[TexArcher 37977]

Rut roh, Arlington, here you go again........

[tx 3 putt 77060]

here we go, two out rally time 

[cabowabo 4487]

[WBT 20614]

Guess he can hit Montgomery's curve.  Fox gonna need a new talking point.

[Js1 85409]

I’ll take an early run

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Every time we hit a pitcher it ricochets to a fielder. all season

[rvm96 1643]

Good contact that inning. Warning signs for a crooked number later.

[WBT 20614]

Dubon sitting at 4 of 5 balls in play <75 mph exit velocity yesterday and today

[TexArcher 37977]

I'll take a run every inning.  Picket fence all the way down.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

All we need now is a vintage JV no-no

[Wulaw Horn 19097]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Dubon sitting at 4 of 5 balls in play <75 mph exit velocity yesterday and today

He’s the answer man. Because he had a couple dinks and a slow roller that found grass. It is known. 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Dubon sitting at 4 of 5 balls in play <75 mph exit velocity yesterday and today

.444    .444    .444

[WBT 20614]

Those two popups are a good sign.  Must have good hop on the fastball.

[cabowabo 4487]

That's an acceptable B1.

[Wulaw Horn 19097]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Those two popups are a good sign.  Must have good hop on the fastball.

And already as many swing and misses as in 6.2 last time out. 

[Mo Horn 8849]

Nice inning JV

[WBT 20614]

great start

[rvm96 1643]

Great inning by Kate Upton's husband.

[Macklemore 2872]

Nice quick inning JV!

[tx 3 putt 77060]

time to stack up some runs 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And already as many swing and misses as in 6.2 last time out. 

[Wishbone 4762]

Damn…that was a nice quick inning

[Mo Horn 8849]

Time for Tuck to put up a cooked number

[Pimphand 5764]

King Suck!

[Mo Horn 8849]

Or not

[Horn80 6129]

A mouse could pull his weight more than Tucker.