2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 74771]

[Pimphand 5502]

So far Altuve, Dubon, Abreu, & Tucker have made him throw 6 pitches to get 4 outs.  That ain't gonna work.

[tx 3 putt 74771]

chas and pena have to do something today at the plate

[perfectchaos007 6527]

Was hoping someone would get on base so Maldy wouldn't lead off the 3rd

[WBT 20132]

damn, couldn't clear the pitcher spot

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

I’m getting tired head with Montgomery getting attention like he’s a hof pitcher. We need to blast his ass because he’s due. 

[Pimphand 5502]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m getting tired head with Montgomery getting attention like he’s a hof pitcher. We need to blast his ass because he’s due. 

He's very much on pace for a complete game if we don't pull our heads out of arse stat....

[TexArcher 36905]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

chas and pena have to do something today at the plate

Yeah, we're gonna need a couple of RBI or runs scored from the bottom third of the lineup, I think.

[utxmike05 1825]

Nasssttyyyyy K

[Smax 3799]

Nice leather P

[WBT 20132]

Nice play JP

[TexArcher 36905]

Attaboy, JP!

Hey, JV, let's not hang one like that to Jung again, yeah?

[utxmike05 1825]

A great def play at 3rd and SS gives me a chub

[tx 3 putt 74771]

time to stack some R's 

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

Jung looks like an old 80’s player with a huge wad of dip in his mouth. I mean he is a tech shit kicker so it makes sense.

[WBT 20132]

2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Nasssttyyyyy K

lulz, I'll take it.  I'm sure they're rightfully complaining on the still shitty thread

[Rip76 4871]

Need to see a bunt soon, for some traffic.

[TexArcher 36905]

Just now, WBT said:

lulz, I'll take it.  I'm sure they're rightfully complaining on the still shitty thread

Well, it wasn't technically a strike, but you have to know that Hall of Famers are gonna get the benefit of the doubt.  Hell, Maddux got 3 inches outside the whole second half of his career.  Use that bat, son.

[tx 3 putt 74771]

that maldy walk  yesterday was damn important

[tx 3 putt 74771]

damn altuve is jumping on those first pitches

Edited October 20, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Pimphand 5502]

Fucking Altuve make the bastard throw pitches WTF....

What is the record for fewest combined pitches in a playoff game?  We have to be on pace at this rate....

[tx 3 putt 74771]

hmm, who knew dubon had the highest BA the last two months of the season in mlb 

[perfectchaos007 6527]

Montgomery will be able to pitch all 9 innings with less than 100 pitches at this rate. 

[Js1 82374]

Maybe we will wear out Seagar’s arm 

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

I get the aggressiveness but we want to get to the bullpen. Why can’t we ever support verlander? He’s pitching so we lose all plate discipline and just swing at whatever? 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I get the aggressiveness but we want to get to the bullpen. Why can’t we ever support verlander? He’s pitching so we lose all plate discipline and just swing at whatever? 

 

they're swinging at strikes looks like, just need to make better contact 

[Pimphand 5502]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Maybe we will wear out Seagar’s arm 

No shit have they gotten an out by anyone else yet?

[perfectchaos007 6527]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

No shit have they gotten an out by anyone else yet?

Jung threw at least one to first for an out

[Pimphand 5502]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Jung threw at least one to first for an out

No I know he got Chazzy Fizz's ball but still everyone besides Alvarez & Bregman has just hit weak ass shit on way too few pitches.

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

This is a classic verlander start. They can’t hit him, Astros won’t score for him, then he gives up 3-4 in an inning after 5/6 of scoreless dominate pitching. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Dumb walk

[Pimphand 5502]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

This is a classic verlander start. They can’t hit him, Astros won’t score for him, then he gives up 3-4 in an inning after 5/6 of scoreless dominate pitching. 

Doomed......  Sure would be nice if Dusty gave JV a real linueup one of these days.

[Pimphand 5502]

JFC JV you got like 7 outs on 22 pitches or someshit then the 8 and 9 hole come up and the train starts to derail

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

Just get out of the inning

[Js1 82374]

Uh oh

[MirrOlure 14397]

Nails

[Wishbone 4716]

Whew!

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

Fuck off semen and Seager

[Smax 3799]

Whew

[Pimphand 5502]

Thank god Semien is in Tucker mode

[WBT 20132]

nice job JV

[TexArcher 36905]

Attaboy, JV.

Let's get him a couple more now.

[Js1 82374]

Just now, Js1 said:

Uh oh

for the rangers!  Lol

 

[UTexasFight 9288]

Phew.wwwww.

 

 

 

I can’t believe they didn’t start with offspeed to either Semien or Seager with as aggressive as they obviously are right now

(And JV not getting a single swing and miss on a fastball in game 1)

Edited October 20, 2023 by UTexasFight

[perfectchaos007 6527]

That was big. I'm ready for our crooked number inning

[Macklemore 2829]

Thank God we got out of that without giving up a run. Come on bats wake up!

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This is a classic verlander start. They can’t hit him, Astros won’t score for him, then he gives up 3-4 in an inning after 5/6 of scoreless dominate pitching. 

[HOOKEM4 4872]

[tx 3 putt 74771]

[Rip76 4871]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Semen and Seager

Sounds like a 70’s light rock band.