2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Macklemore 2,872]

Have to PH for Mashitty here 

[WBT 20,615]

straight off the palm, never had it

[TexArcher 37,978]

Ohhhhhhh, shit, make them pay for that!!

And LOL at Smoltz audibly dejected when he sees the replay that makes it clear they're not getting the call overturned.  Get fucked, you cocksucker.

[cabowabo 4,487]

Bunt time..

[Wishbone 4,762]

Need to strike now for JV

[HOOKEM4 5,037]

Hahahahha dumbass LL play there.

[utxmike05 1,828]

Don't cry, Simien. Your eye liner will run. 

[WBT 20,615]

since they're not going to ph, should be bunting here

couldn't even get it down the other day though

[Wishbone 4,762]

Here we go! C’mon Tuve

[WBT 20,615]

whatever, didn't gidp and gives altuve a chance

[cabowabo 4,487]

Fucking stupid..

[TexArcher 37,978]

Good idea, bad bunt.

[Rockethorn1978 6,093]

Talk about over thinking an at bat. Ducking dumb as shit altuve 

[Mo Horn 8,849]

Nice try, but he needed to get it down the line

[Smax 3,800]

ummm not sure about that

[perfectchaos007 6,673]

Wasted chances

[Wulaw Horn 19,098]

Maldy swing away and Altuve bunt. The world is upside down. 

[tx 3 putt 77,061]

not a fan of that

[WBT 20,615]

wtf?  Hate that

[utxmike05 1,828]

Wtf

[Honeysucklerose 990]

What a stupid stupid stupid decision. If dusty called that, he shouldn’t even get on the plane home

[HOOKEM4 5,037]

[Wulaw Horn 19,098]

Altuve did that on his own guys. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

What a stupid stupid stupid decision. If dusty called that, he shouldn’t even get on the plane home

I hate dusty as much as anyone but that was all Jose

[Wulaw Horn 19,098]

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JV dealing, but I expect at least one meatball HR, which he pretty much airways gives up. Need to get a cushion. 

Hopefully it’s a solo one. 

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

Checking in to make sure I’m not on crazy pills and still have some baseball sense, thinking that bunt was stupid as fuck. 

[Gut Wagon 8,083]

Didn't do much to deserve that opportunity, but wish we'd done more with it. The bunt really wasn't a bad idea. 

[WBT 20,615]

no way dusty called that

He just seems to like to bunt for the hit with runners on 3rd sometimes but never seems to get it down, always right in front of the plate or straight back to the pitcher.

[Wulaw Horn 19,098]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Checking in to make sure I’m not on crazy pills and still have some baseball sense, thinking that bunt was stupid as fuck. 

Altuve is an agent of chaos not a baseball savant. 

[uoftorange 1,386]

Sorry not sorry, that was an awesome idea with bad execution.  Guaranteed single and run if he gets that almost anywhere down the line

[WBT 20,615]

1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

Sorry not sorry, that was an awesome idea with bad execution.  Guaranteed single and run if he gets that almost anywhere down the line

his odds of a hit are better if he swings away.  His odds of a 3-run homer are infinitely higher.

Edited October 20, 2023 by WBT

[Wulaw Horn 19,098]

Wtf Tucker? 

[cabowabo 4,487]

Tuck needs to be benched before he costs us this series. Bring in Brantley.

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

Ok Tucker, scare the fuck outta me why don’t you?

[uoftorange 1,386]

Just now, WBT said:

his odds of a hit are better if he swings away

They are?  With the infield so far back?

[Saint Tacky 1,614]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

no way dusty called that

He fell back asleep after Maldanado flied out

[utxmike05 1,828]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Wtf Tucker? 

Lost it in the Fielder's eye. 

[DoobieWah 1,446]

32 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Sounds like a 70’s light rock band.

Or a Surly motto. 

[uoftorange 1,386]

I didn't realize that Dusty has only coached in 5 more games than Altuve has played in.  That's a crazy stat

[TexArcher 37,978]

JV's gotten away with a lot of shit right down the middle today.  

Edited October 20, 2023 by TexArcher
Fuck

[Mo Horn 8,849]

And there's the meatball

[cabowabo 4,487]

Pop out HR.

[Rockethorn1978 6,093]

Another wasted verlander start.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

We knew it was coming. Let’s go boys

[perfectchaos007 6,673]

Yep that was inevitable. 

[Macklemore 2,872]

FUCK

[HOOKEM4 5,037]

19 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He’ll fuck up against the bottom of the order this time through. Hopefully Altuve is clutch today 

 

Motherfucker. I blame you. 

[tx 3 putt 77,061]

4 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

Sorry not sorry, that was an awesome idea with bad execution.  Guaranteed single and run if he gets that almost anywhere down the line

 

bad execution, but that's an easy single if bunted down either line 

[Pimphand 5,764]

We have to be the dumbest team that has been to so many LCS. You shouldnt be allowed to be that stupid....

[UTexasFight 9,498]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Motherfucker. I blame you. 

For talking about Montgomery?