2023 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4487]

Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

[Wulaw Horn 19096]

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

[cabowabo 4487]

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Lol. What a pussy.

[Wulaw Horn 19096]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

Honestly I’d be happy with this being the end of the line if we don’t score. It won’t be, but I just don’t trust him. 

[WBT 20614]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

He's going 7, maybe 8.

[Js1 85408]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Jesus 

[WBT 20614]

 

cool, cool.  This is the inning.

[TejasPedro 1858]

Giving up a home run to a 77 year old

 

Edited October 20, 2023 by TejasPedro

[Rip76 4943]

Just now, WBT said:

He's going 7, maybe 8.

This is the end of this series for Verlander.

Just let him go.

[HOOKEM4 5037]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

[cabowabo 4487]

He's going 7, maybe 8.

Not unless we get a lead. He's gonna give up another HR.

[Pimphand 5764]

This fucking lineup has managed 1 run in in 11.1 innings against Montgomery. Change shit up you dumb fucking muddaskunt

Edited October 20, 2023 by Pimphand

[IDIOTsavant 8497]

27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.

Edited October 20, 2023 by IDIOTsavant
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[TonyTexas 10516]

I’m pretty confident we win this game. In a contest between the Astros late innings bullpen and the Rangers, I’ll take ours every time

[Wishbone 4762]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

[uoftorange 1386]

Some of y'all seriously forgot that we won the World Series last year.  There is no pressure on the Astros at all.  And whatever happens, happens, still won the World series 2 times in the last 6 years.  

[cabowabo 4487]

Bregs is the only guy who has a chance against this fat fuck.

[TexArcher 37977]

There you go, Breggy.  Set that table.

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Bregman is the only Astro with a good read on Montgomery. 3 solid plate appearances out of 3

Edited October 20, 2023 by perfectchaos007

[WBT 20614]

It's cute he pitched around Bregman to get to Yordan

[Macklemore 2872]

Bregman has been the best hitter for us today 

[cabowabo 4487]

Just watch a fastball go by.

[Pimphand 5764]

1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

Some of y'all seriously forgot that we won the World Series last year.  There is no pressure on the Astros at all.  And whatever happens, happens, still won the World series 2 times in the last 6 years.  

Did not forget and if we were playing any other team not named Yankees or Rangers I would agree. They have some shitstack fans on this site who deserve sports agony.

[Mo Horn 8849]

Yordan the hitting machine

[Pimphand 5764]

Thank you Yordan! Swung at some shyte but stayed alive and made him throw pitches.

[TexArcher 37977]

Hell of an AB, Yordan!!

Please, let's get at least one here....

[WBT 20614]

Let's go rbi machine

[rvm96 1643]

This Yordan guy might be okay at hitting

[cabowabo 4487]

Time to be the hero again.

[Macklemore 2872]

Clutch hitting Yordan!!

[Wulaw Horn 19096]

Biggest AB of the year Abreu. No pressure. Our rbi guy. 

[cabowabo 4487]

I'll take a passed ball.

[WBT 20614]

108.6 mph

Just now, cabowabo said:

I'll take a passed ball.

yeah, maybe Heim will breakout his maldy impression one more time

[Pimphand 5764]

Fuck Abreu stop giving free strikes...

[cabowabo 4487]

What the fuck?

[Wishbone 4762]

He has no clue on that pitch

[Macklemore 2872]

Come on Abreu!

[billfromlaketravis 11515]

No faith in Abreu here. 

[cabowabo 4487]

Lolololololololol

[Wishbone 4762]

Lololol!!

[Wulaw Horn 19096]

That’s an rbi!  Can’t assume a double play! 

[Mo Horn 8849]

I'll take an unearned run

[Pimphand 5764]

Bailed out by the scrub #fml

[tx 3 putt 77060]

ill take it lolol

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I’ll take that

[TexArcher 37977]

Choke, you motherfuckers!!  It's who y'all are!!

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Good work Abreu!

[rvm96 1643]

I don't give a fuck that Abreu didn't deserve it. Suck it haters!!!

[Macklemore 2872]

I’LL TAKE IT!!

[tx 3 putt 77060]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s an rbi!  Can’t assume a double play! 

that's an error