2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 77514]

Altuve blowing up his teammates …

 

[tx 3 putt 77514]

[Fudge Nuggets 19227]

49 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Someone find the Rangers call of Altuves HR please.

I listened to it on the mlb app.  Their crew is shitty.  Guy called it a grand slam and 6-4 Astros lead... I wish.

In the lead up to the pitch, dude was saying "Altuve in his last five games at Globe Life is 12-28 with 6 HRs.  He has 8 HRs here this season."  That was cool.

[UTexasFight 9543]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Altuve blowing up his teammates …

 

I feel like the 8 and 9 hitters for both teams have played an out-sized role in this series so far

 

and one thing my 9 yo pointed out tonight: Maldy at least has a higher postseason batting average than Semien.

 

[Pimphand 5924]

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Most homers in playoff history:

Manny Ramirez 28
Jose Altuve 26

It's only a matter of time.

29 brah....

[tx 3 putt 77514]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

I feel like the 8 and 9 hitters for both teams have played an out-sized role in this series so far

 

and one thing my 9 yo pointed out tonight: Maldy at least has a higher postseason batting average than Semien.

 

I know dusty talks with the bench guys and tells them to be ready, keep your head in the game

grae’s catch was fucking huge. Stone cold of the bench, all instinct 

[TejasPedro 1858]

Chas and Jose let’s go!

[runthebone 8047]

Wilson was a fatty, so pound for pound still applies.

[Sealtm6 35]

Is Altuve a first ballot guy?

[The Dog 44158]

 

[Stringer 1439]

Lost in all the craziness was Tucker going 2-3. Maybe that gets him going for game 6

Maybe but Yordan was only 2-5 with two rocket singles, so he’s slumping.

[Pimphand 5924]

Capital Coin & Bullion is closed on Sunday but Monday I will go buy $300 worth of silver as I have done the past 3 days.

[oh_snap 694]

This has me rolling

 

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[The Dog 44158]

 

[David Dennison 18951]

11 minutes ago, Sealtm6 said:

Is Altuve a first ballot guy?

Yes.

[Zeus 6164]

Dusty was playing 9D chess by staying out there and forcing the fuckin dip shit umpires to eject him twice so he could make Leclerc get cold and choke. 

Absolutely based

 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Is he really driving home and at bucees tonight???

[tx 3 putt 77514]

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Is he really driving home and at bucees tonight???

he’ll get home before the team 

[Rimbo 26139]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So much act like you’ve been there before for the Rangers. I really don’t know where to start.

 

We have been there before, and we acted like jackasses then, too. Deal with it, Rangers fans!

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

oh do fuck off, Chandler

 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

I heard some idiot behind me at the game tonight say 6 more outs after Bregs got rung up to end the 7th.

And that’s when I gave my 9 yo a lesson in the foolishness of counting outs 

 

 

Nice. I got a 9 year old girl. Tho we live in SD, she's learning to love the Astros, too.

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

hehehehhee suck it, poo holes

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

Haha I sat next to that guy

[tx 3 putt 77514]

He saved bases loaded and no outs, maybe saved a run 

 

 

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[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

he wanted to drive home ?

Cubans like cars

[utxmike05 1828]

Lol. Shots fired again. 
 

"i'm from the country, pussy/bitch"

[APMP 688]

So... I'm at a buddy's apt.. We're on his patio watching tv in the house with the door open... 
He puts on the Astros. 
"Nah, man. I can't watch the game. Change it." 
So he throws on YouTube and we watch boxing, as we tend to do. 
Top of the 9th, he switches on the game. 
Him: "Oh, it's over. 4-2 top of the 9th."
Gray: "Close the fucking door. I'm not watching." 
I turn on the play by play app. 
Bing. Bang. BOOM!
TRASHCAN MOTHE4FUCKERRRRRE! 
 
I apologize for watching the 1st two games, but we're good, because the next Astros game I watch will be in March 2024.

Thank you for your service

[TejasPedro 1858]

3 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Cubans like cars

I don’t know what Abreu drives but I am imagining him driving back to H-town in this

[HtownHorn 14786]

Watching the NLCS, neither of these teams has the pitching to win a title. Phillies have two pitchers worth a shit and if either of them have a bad game they ain't winning, and while Kelly had a good season for Arizona, he'd probably be our 4th starter.

Edited October 21, 2023 by HtownHorn

[elfenix 34337]

[Pimphand 5924]

 

[Zeus 6164]

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

shaggy/surly game watching party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6fErPvfE2Q

[Guadaloopy 11018]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

 

Fuck you for bringing that buried and suppressed memory up

 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Mmmmm.  Too soon.

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I was there. It fucking sucked 

I forgot about it after the next game.   Pujols’ bomb was ultimately meaningless.  

[runthebone 8047]

Framber will either implode or throw a no hitter.

[Pimphand 5924]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

 

 

 

I forgot about it after the next game.   Pujols’ bomb was ultimately meaningless.  

Not even close we had to make Roy O start game 6 instead of G1 then it left the old heaters throwing in cold ass Chicago. It totally fucked us in the end.

[Pimphand 5924]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Framber will either implode or throw a no hitter.

Implosion imminent just wish we had Espada in to put France in soon enough to save the game.

[tx 3 putt 77514]

Siap
 

 

Edited October 21, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Fudge Nuggets 19227]

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

Peyton Yager can get it.

[runthebone 8047]

1 hour ago, Sealtm6 said:

Is Altuve a first ballot guy?

For Heaven, yes.

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[UTexasFight 9543]

41 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Cubans like cars

I heard pregame he grew up getting around in horse and buggy

 

dead serious 

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[Hornsbay22 470]

16 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Peyton Yager can get it.

Ya she just earned a follower

[tx 3 putt 77514]

Never thought I’d see this ,,,

 

[Frank Drebin 5654]

[UTexasFight 9543]

13 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Legend

 

[elfenix 34337]

[elfenix 34337]

Lulz

[wood 11279]

10 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

LOL. Crazy how loud Arlington Stadium Globe Life Field MinuteMaid North got when he hit that. 

[nnm 36664]

2 hours ago, Sealtm6 said:

Is Altuve a first ballot guy?

Should be, but some of those cranky idiot writers will keep him off because of the scandal.