2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Game 6

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

30 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

We’re 5-15 at home last 20 games.

That's fucking shittily amazing.

[tx 3 putt 77335]

36 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

We’re 5-15 at home last 20 games.

[Macklemore 2873]

The wait for this game all day is driving me nuts and the stress of the game itself hasn’t started yet. Ughhh. Come on let’s get this done and get the W!!!

Edited October 23, 2023 by Macklemore

[TexArcher 38028]

As long as we're quoting shit from the past that probably doesn't matter: the Rangers have played one Game 7 in their history, and they lost it 6-2.

[futureman 22530]

40 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

We’re 5-15 at home last 20 games.

about to be 6-15.  no way the rangers pull this off.  y’all fucking own us.  we are not on your level, period.  and I hate it.  I wish you well in the world series though.  I’ll cheer for any team from the lone star state.

 

 

 

 

except aggy. 

[Rip76 4947]

Going back a couple of years.

LFG!!!

 

[Scraps 13570]

I wasn’t trying to single your post out in particular with the bitchassedness comment. It’s just funny to me how this thread turns every day after a loss in the postseason. And then we win and we’re never going to lose again

Its like the same 5 people

[tx 3 putt 77335]

Let’s Fucking Go Boys !!!!!!

this thread has 5 more wins in it 

 

[Mez2 4025]

Biggest game of the season, can't hold anything back!

[Rimbo 26052]

 

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

45 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I wasn’t trying to single your post out in particular with the bitchassedness comment. It’s just funny to me how this thread turns every day after a loss in the postseason. And then we win and we’re never going to lose again

Its like the same 5 people

Yes if the Astros win tonight it will be because of your unwavering belief in the Astros tonight on the surly message board. You be you and let others bitch if they want too. JFC. 

[tx 3 putt 77335]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yes if the Astros win tonight it will be because of your unwavering belief in the Astros tonight on the surly message board. You be you and let others bitch if they want too. JFC. 

If we win, it’ll be because Dusty’s plant managed the game 

[Lat22 4014]

Prende la vela. 

[Js1 85527]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If we win, it’ll be because Dusty’s plant managed the game 

If we win, the plant can have a 1 year contract to manage in 2024 then 

[tx 3 putt 77335]

Just now, Js1 said:

If we win, the plant can have a 1 year contract to manage in 2024 then 

I hope bagwell doesn’t read this thread 

[TexArcher 38028]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

If we win, the plant can have a 1 year contract to manage in 2024 then 

It would make fewer mistakes.........

[David Dennison 18945]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

about to be 6-15.  no way the rangers pull this off.  y’all fucking own us.  we are not on your level, period.  and I hate it.  I wish you well in the world series though.  I’ll cheer for any team from the lone star state.

 

 

 

 

except aggy. 

[HOOKEM4 5040]

Let's fucking go!

 

[tx 3 putt 77335]

Arod and Jeter love them some Rangers 

[Rip76 4947]

7 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Biggest game of the season, can't hold anything back!

Nothing at all. 
 

Pena needs to bunt.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Let's win. Whether by 1 or 16.  That's all. 

Edited October 24, 2023 by Gut Wagon

[TexArcher 38028]

LET'S FUCKING GO, Y'ALL!!

ONE GAME FOR THE PENNANT!!

[Evil Bill Obrien 3293]

Buckle up yall, Game 7!

[HtownHorn 14763]

We need 4+ opposite field hits to win this one.

[Bevo&Pevo 5217]

last game for one of these teams.

LFG Astros!

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

So I turn on mlb app, select the 790 AM feed and it’s the fucking Rangers shitty announcers. WTF?

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

We need dominant Javier and we will win. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5217]

[WBT 20653]

Peña can't get a HR for the FanDuels parlay, only an rbi.  Guess they wouldn't get any bets even at +10000

[TonyTexas 10524]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So I turn on mlb app, select the 790 AM feed and it’s the fucking Rangers shitty announcers. WTF?

Just change the source to KBME. I got Ford and Sparky

Edited October 24, 2023 by TonyTexas

[elfenix 34331]

Fuck

[WBT 20653]

That was rather crushed

[Mo Horn 8853]

Well fuck

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Lmao. Like clockwork. 

[tx 3 putt 77335]

Derp

 

[David Dennison 18945]

Yeah.

[tx 3 putt 77335]

He’d been popping up those balls 

[Rip76 4947]

Crushed.

[TexArcher 38028]

Okay, shake it off.  It's just one.  Breathe.

[Macklemore 2873]

Give me a fucking break 

[Horn80 6131]

Well, shit.

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Game 7 on the line and Javier comes out like it’s a meaningless game in April. 

[cabowabo 4513]

Where the fuck was that pitch?

[Macklemore 2873]

Come on Cristian throw strike 

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Wtf that was strike two!

[David Dennison 18945]

So much for a forgiving strike zone.

[tx 3 putt 77335]

Tight zone 

[Fudge Nuggets 19211]

So muich for this ump's big zone.

[HtownHorn 14763]

So much for a pitcher's zone.