2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Pimphand 5735]

whee chazzy fizz letting the black holes end the inning!

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Get a contact lens, man.  I don't care which one.  Stop looking a refurbished android.

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Nice SB!

[WBT 20561]

There you go chas

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Great job pena! 

[David Dennison 18854]

Sigh.

[WBT 20561]

And no diaz.  At least we cleared the pitchers spot

[Dnaguy 11944]

This is fucking dumb.

[YChang 3443]

Pena equally inept

[oh_snap 694]

Fuck you dusty for surrendering the RISP

[Macklemore 2876]

Peña is worthless 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Pena and Tucker both need a kick to the balls 

[HtownHorn 14677]

Fucking choke up Pena. I absolutely hate this coaching staff.

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

[cabowabo 4484]

Fat fuck. 

[Dnaguy 11944]

Maldonado had no business playing

[utxmike05 1828]

Go home, Peña. We don't need you. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Absolutely ridiculous. 

[David Dennison 18854]

I mean, what do you expect?

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Three of 4 batters in a row that are zero threat

[perfectchaos007 6634]

Great AB Maldy. Dusty will be proud

[Mo Horn 8832]

Fucking predictable

[HtownHorn 14677]

Why the fuck is he still playing?

[TexArcher 37774]

I had as much chance of an RBI single from my couch as Machete did.

[rvm96 1643]

I'm a Machete fan but he cannot be batting there. 

[Macklemore 2876]

Mashitty is pathetic. FUCK YOU DUSTY

[Pimphand 5735]

Just now, WBT said:

And no diaz.  At least we cleared the pitchers spot

Johnny B Shyte
 

Johnnie B. "Dusty" Baker Jr.

[Dnaguy 11944]

It’s game 7 and we’re playing like it’s the middle of May. 
Dusty Baker is a fucking joke.

PLAY YOUR BEST PlAyers AND sit the slumping ones.

God DAMMIT

[cabowabo 4484]

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Go home, Peña. We don't need you. 

Those smirks and facial expressions he makes after fanning make me want to kick him straight in the balls. 

[David Dennison 18854]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Three of 4 batters in a row that are zero threat

It's been like that all season.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

We all know these guys are gonna step up that need too. Hoping they do isn’t gonna make it happen. Bottom half of the lineup is just dog shit trash.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Are you done yet, Dusty?   Is that enough for you?

[Welch 635]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pena and Tucker both need a kick to the balls 

You forgot someone.

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

Maldy maldy maldy. Brown is pitching. He’s got a better era with Diaz. So does everyone left in the bullpen and they’ve all thrown plenty to him. No need to Ph before the 9th though for St. maldy. If this isn’t Bakers last game (and maldy) I will know for certain that Jim Crane has no interest in winning any more titles. 
Dusty is a buffoon. 

[utxmike05 1828]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Those smirks and facial expressions he makes after fanning make me want to kick him straight in the balls. 

I said the same and can't stand his stupid strut. When's last time you strutted around the diamond, son?

[Pimphand 5735]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

It’s game 7 and we’re playing like it’s the middle of May. 
Dusty Baker is a fucking joke.

PLAY YOUR BEST PlAyers AND sit the slumping ones.

God DAMMIT

He had a deram and a draem he didn't suck last year because we had the best bullpen in baseball history

[David Dennison 18854]

Maldonado should not hit again. Pena gets one more unproductive PA.

That's just me.

[Jshep34 2308]

I sat here and called all 3 pitches for maldy punch put. Way to easy to pitch to pena and maldy. Both have got to go

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

Just now, Welch said:

You forgot someone.

He didn’t forget. He loves mashitty. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

3 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Go home, Peña. We don't need you. 

Kessinger could do us as much good. And I'm honestly no fan of him. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

JFC

[Pimphand 5735]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

He didn’t forget. He loves mashitty. 

This needs to be the intro song for the podcast tomorrow..... 

Thanks Dusty!

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

Hahaha. 
this is not unexpected. 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Well this is gonna get ugly. 

[Dnaguy 11944]

Not like this

[tx 3 putt 76905]

Fuuuuck 

[Overlord 366]

Solo shot. Unfortunate but survivable. 

[Anastasis 23469]

Fuck that guy. 

[Dnaguy 11944]

How is Maldy a good catcher again?

[TejasPedro 1857]

Mr Roidtober.