2023 Houston Astros Thread

[UTexasFight 9428]

How do you ignore a poster?

[tx 3 putt 76870]

now pena wants to hit 

[Mo Horn 8827]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Tucker is losing $1,000,000 per at bat. At this point….let him test the market.

There will be a long line of suitors. We should absolutely re-sign him. He's sucked this post season, but that's an anomaly

[rvm96 1643]

You really give him that strike call??? Ball doesn't lie.

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

How can you ignore this postseason. That is what guys are paid to do

A 35 AB slump?  Easily

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Of course Maldy is hitting here. Of course he is

[UTexasFight 9428]

How can you fucking bat him here 

even Ford is questioning it 

Edited October 24, 2023 by UTexasFight

[cabowabo 4484]

This makes me wish death  an asskicking on Dusty. 

Edited October 24, 2023 by cabowabo

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we have 8 starters next year

Yea let’s hope they have bounce back years. Garcia back will help. LMJ I have no faith in. 

[David Dennison 18849]

Wow.

Just wow.

Dusty Baker cannot be our manager next year. He just can't.

[perfectchaos007 6625]

Big spot here for Maldy

[rvm96 1643]

I love Machete but how is still in here??? Please shut us up and hit a homerun 

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Pinch hit moron

[Dutchrudder 11133]

You have to go Diaz here, it's the last game of the season, can't hold anything back!!! C'mon man

[LCHorn 2615]

Hell yeah!  Let’s save Diaz for later…

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

Let’s just hope he strikes out and doesn’t get a dp 

[WBT 20561]

I'm slightly surprised he gave him another ab

[Pimphand 5733]

Goddamnit fuck you you fucking fuckface dementia riddled piece of shit 

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

Dusty will never change. 

[rvm96 1643]

Altuve carry us

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Of course Maldy is hitting here. Of course he is

Need him to hold the Rangers right here at 8

[Overlord 366]

Dusty really going down with the ship, by not ph’ing

[tx 3 putt 76870]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea let’s hope they have bounce back years. Garcia back will help. LMJ I have no faith in. 

 

jv / framber / javier / brown / france / urquidy / garcia / lmj 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Dusty Baker can kiss my fucking ass

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

Altuve with a bomb here would help.

[Wulaw Horn 19067]

Love that maldy got to hit for himself with 2 on in the 4th. 
diaz last AB last night he hit the ball 108 mph. It was an out but process not results. 
look forward to Diaz PH down 12 in the 9th. 

[mrhorn 1383]

Fuck you Dusty. No wonder you’re 0fer in game 7s

[oh_snap 694]

We need 6 runs. And Dusty surrenders another out when RISP with maldo. I just don’t understand. 

[Beau Vine 54207]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Of course Maldy is hitting here. Of course he is

Y'all bitch way too much about Dusty, but this is really amazing.

Was.

[TejasPedro 1857]

Bang the can, buzz his shirt.

[TexArcher 37763]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Of course Maldy is hitting here. Of course he is

It's just a shame you only get one catcher on a postseason roster.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Altuve carry us

 

3 run homer would be eye opening 

[Wulaw Horn 19067]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I love Machete but how is still in here??? Please shut us up and hit a homerun 

Why would you love him?  He’s literally awful. 

[Macklemore 2876]

11 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not gonna be any “well we gave it a good run!!!” posts here.

I’ve said it a million times, but I fucking hate this team.

We are a 100+ win team with an invalid at manager and a roster full of head cases. My least favorite team I’ve watched in the golden era. Good riddance.

I wish I could give this post a 1,000 likes 

[Wulaw Horn 19067]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Y'all bitch way too much about Dusty, but this is really amazing.

Was.

We don’t bitch enough about him. He’s truly terrible. 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Managerial malpractice.

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

Another inning of stranded runners. Story of the entire season at home 

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Y'all bitch way too much about Dusty, but this is really amazing.

Was.

Maybe you don't bitch about him enough

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Why would you love him?  He’s literally awful. 

Just because he shouldn't be starting doesn't mean I have to hate him. 

Swung at ball 4 but I can't be mad at Altuve

[Wulaw Horn 19067]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Just because he shouldn't be starting doesn't mean I have to hate him. 

Seriously- what is to love?  He’s terrible and hasn’t deserve a roster spot in 4 years. Which is what happened the last time he was on the open market and Kc threw a 1 year deal at him to placate his agent after his agent fucked up. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Some guys finally decide not to tie themselves in knots pulling the ball, and what do you know...they go the other way and get on base. But then we decide to leave Diaz on the pine. I can't begin to explain it. 

[Overlord 366]

If Dusty was managing the Yankees, the fucking media would rip him apart. 
 

Yet in Houston he get’s asked “Dusty is it true you listen to Tupac?”

We need some hardcore reporters that will ask him the tough questions, not nastalgic bullshit.  

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Just because he shouldn't be starting doesn't mean I have to hate him. 

He could retire

[tx 3 putt 76870]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Another inning of stranded runners. Story of the entire season at home 

 

Unclutch City 

[Overlord 366]

4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Bang the can, buzz his shirt.

Too soon 

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

This makes me wish death on Dusty. 

 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wow.

Just wow.

Dusty Baker cannot be our manager next year. He just can't.

 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Dusty will never change. 

 

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Dusty really going down with the ship, by not ph’ing

 

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Dusty Baker can kiss my fucking ass

 

2 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Fuck you Dusty. No wonder you’re 0fer in game 7s

I'm not really a Dusty guy, but I'm thinking some part of baseball has passed him by.   Got to be a better option.  Give him some position to maybe save a little face as a special advisor, sr consultant or assistance to Jim C.  

[UTexasFight 9428]

“Why didn’t you pinch hit for Maldonado in the 4th?”

Dusty: 5 innings left. What if Diaz gets hurt and then we have no one left to catch?

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

If Dusty was managing the Yankees, the fucking media would rip him apart. 
 

Yet in Houston he get’s asked “Dusty is it true you listen to Tupac?”

We need some hardcore reporters that will ask him the tough questions, not nastalgic bullshit.  

Chandler Rome does occasionally but he's Chandler Rome so it never gets any traction 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Seriously- what is to love?  He’s terrible and hasn’t deserve a roster spot in 4 years. Which is what happened the last time he was on the open market and Kc threw a 1 year deal at him to placate his agent after his agent fucked up. 

I still think he has done a lot for the pitching staff off the field. 

[WBT 20561]

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'm not really a Dusty guy, but I'm thinking some part of baseball has passed him by.

In the 90s