2023 Houston Astros Thread

[HtownHorn 15236]

It is ridiculous you have to DFA Meyers to get him out of the lineup. He's absolutely not a MLB caliber player.

[Mo Horn 8938]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

End the Meyers experiment.

Waste of a roster spot

[Gut Wagon 8219]

In what upside-down, backwards mutation of reality is Meyers starting the first two games of the season for the reigning MLB champs? I'm more mystified by the day. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I’ve never understood the Jake love and never will. He’s done nothing to warrant the chances and the long leash. 

[David Dennison 19542]

All he had to do was lift it to the outfield.

Nah.

[Mo Horn 8938]

Pretty much every break going against us so far in a game+

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Julks still has our only hit tonight 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I will be happy when the offense shows up.

[UTHornFan014 755]

Watching Jake Meyers and Maldy bat makes my eyes bleed. At least Dubon isn't in the lineup tonight.

Though to be fair watching most of our offense bat so far this season makes my eyes bleed

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Watching Jake Meyers and Maldy bat makes my eyes bleed. At least Dubon isn't in the lineup tonight.

Though to be fair watching most of our offense bat so far this season makes my eyes bleed

In his defense Machete has more hits than Breggy and Tucker combined so far this season 

[David Dennison 19542]

Our offense. Wow.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I thought we were supposed to be excited about this offense.

[Rip76 5022]

Missing Altuve at the 1 like crazy.

[tx 3 putt 78682]

Siri was our best CF prospect in a looooong time 

[Hank Chinaski 6361]

2 hours ago, rvm96 said:

@Hank Chinaskiare we taking bets on over/ under 90 wins?

I’m not much of a betting man. And if I were to bet, I’d bet the probabilities, which probably would still put them a little over 90. Currently I’d take the under on 95 though (that’s their lowest total since 2017, bullshit Covid year excluded). 

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

Meyers/maldy and Peña is such an exciting inning. 

[David Dennison 19542]

Barf.

[UTexasFight 9818]

God Bless Lance Lynn

 

but hurry and knock him out so we can win this game 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 1, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Mo Horn 8938]

Minus the HR by Yordan last night, nothing but epic fails at the plate so far this year

[Planet Houston 4950]

FUCKING MEYERS. YOU SUCK!

[rvm96 1643]

Was that Lance Lynn screaming "Wooooo! Fuck you!" ?

Edited April 1, 2023 by rvm96

[David Dennison 19542]

Everything about this team is sloppy right now.

[WBT 20979]

Feels like most LF would get to that

[Mo Horn 8938]

Geez, horrible swing on a pitch way out of the zone turns into a double, and then another one leads to a run, and then a third for another run. I'm beginning to fear that that baseball gods are going to exact a little revenge this year. 

[HtownHorn 15236]

Some really shitty OF defense.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Chas would have had that. Screw Meyers

[UTexasFight 9818]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Was that Lance Lynn screaming "Wooooo! Fuck you!" ?

Yeah

edited my post above.

audio up.

it’s kind of his thing 

[WBT 20979]

Not a great route on that one either

[tx 3 putt 78682]

4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

FUCKING MEYERS. YOU SUCK!

zero coverage 

[Guadaloopy 11130]

That’s on Jake.  

[tx 3 putt 78682]

Maton about to drop the deep freeze on them 

[David Dennison 19542]

Holy hell. Maton.

[UTexasFight 9818]

Welfare check on Wulaw, please

Edited April 1, 2023 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78682]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Holy hell. Maton.

 K !!!!

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Welfare check on Wulaw, please

He’s pitching where he shouldn’t be, in a game we are going to lose. Don’t think I don’t have a stink eye on him still. He’s under suspicion for life. 
 

also- it was a nice run fellas. Looks like 0-162 right now though. 

[WBT 20979]

Money Maton!?

[Planet Houston 4950]

14 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

FUCKING MEYERS. YOU SUCK!

Oh and I thought it was all about defense. His route to the Jimenez double was fucking awful. Renfroe-esque. 

[Mo Horn 8938]

Horrible AB by Yordan

[tx 3 putt 78682]

We just doubled our hits !!!

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

This sucks. Let’s go back to the off-season

[perfectchaos007 6780]

We blew our offensive wad at the last spring training game

[WBT 20979]

a hit!

[tx 3 putt 78682]

King Tuck !!!!

[Mo Horn 8938]

Tuck 

[rvm96 1643]

[WBT 20979]

Ted!!

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Woohoo!

[perfectchaos007 6780]

[UTexasFight 9818]

Fuck THAT, Lance Lynn.

 

 

30/30 season here we go. 

[UTexasFight 9818]

That ball was in the zone a loooong time