2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Damn 

[Limp Brisket 549]

He hit it hard!

[rvm96 1643]

.710 xBA for Abreu

[Scraps 13812]

Sexy Marco made it up there

[Rip76 5022]

So, benches are clearing tonight.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Julk stared down kopeck 

[Scraps 13812]

Yeah cause he was trying to figure out why he is acting like a whackjob

I would almost guarantee dumbfuck Cintron is involved

[Limp Brisket 549]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Julk stared down kopeck 

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

[Scraps 13812]

Lol that tripped me out when i went there. They act like they won the WS on homers.

[Scraps 13812]

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

Kopech literally cussed out our dugout and walked towards it directly before that AB....so yeah he had a reason to stare him down

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

[Limp Brisket 549]

Missed the front end of that, just tuned in.  Is there history?

[Rip76 5022]

Please make them pay for this silliness.

[WBT 20998]

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Missed the front end of that, just tuned in.  Is there history?

If Cintron instigated...yes

[Scraps 13812]

Kopech seems mentally retarded

Nice call ump lol wtf

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Let’s get him 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Fucking bregman 

[WBT 20998]

Damn Bregs, that was a fastball right down the pipe

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Damn wasted opp 

[rvm96 1643]

I thought Bregman was going to put that in the right center field gap 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Just now, rvm96 said:

I thought Bregman was going to put that in the right center field gap 

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Scraps 13812]

Oh shit battle between the weenies this weekend.....Dubon has one more AB to go before he joins them 
 

Update....the A's dude hit one tonight....Dubon now qualifies....so its Abreu/Benentindi/Dubon

[tx 3 putt 78762]

12 hours ago, kevwun said:

Sweet, we are going tomorrow.

 

[Scraps 13812]

Bat flippin walks lol

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Tucker = base stealing machine

[Scraps 13812]

Nice AB by Abreu

[Scraps 13812]

Kopech is a moron throwing that 0-2 lol

[Dennis Taylor 19385]

So we're praising a 260 lb, $19 M a year guy for dribbling to 2nd? 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Lot of chirping out there 

[tx 3 putt 78762]

[Scraps 13812]

Lol these throws by Zavala are amazingly bad

[tx 3 putt 78762]

That was a ball

[dr99 566]

Zavala

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Send maldy 

[HtownHorn 15231]

That was a beautiful run scored in the 4th.

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So we're praising a 260 lb, $19 M a year guy for dribbling to 2nd? 

I was expecting him to line into a double play.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Make him pay Yordan 

[Scraps 13812]

Yordan finish this douche

[runthebone 8380]

Better to have Tucker than Abreu next, at least.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

100% I walk Yordan here 

[runthebone 8380]

Clown ump

[tx 3 putt 78762]

That’s a horrible strike call 

Fuck 

Come on Tucker 

Edited May 13, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[rvm96 1643]

Fuck this ump 

.660 xBA for Yordan

[HtownHorn 15231]

How the fuck did Bregman not score?

[Scraps 13812]

We got a hit and a lead

[tx 3 putt 78762]

How didn’t bregman score on that with two outs ?

[UTexasFight 9819]

Keep your eye on the ball, Andrew

 

 

[runthebone 8380]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How didn’t bregman score on that with two outs ?

 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck did Bregman not score?

You try running after eating his salsa.

[tx 3 putt 78762]

Do something Abreu 

[Dennis Taylor 19385]

Abreu got all of that one

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Abreu got all of that one

He does have the hardest hit ball for the Astros tonight.