2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Damn 

[Limp Brisket 546]

He hit it hard!

[rvm96 1,643]

.710 xBA for Abreu

[Scraps 13,561]

Sexy Marco made it up there

[Rip76 4,928]

So, benches are clearing tonight.

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Julk stared down kopeck 

[Scraps 13,561]

Yeah cause he was trying to figure out why he is acting like a whackjob

I would almost guarantee dumbfuck Cintron is involved

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Julk stared down kopeck 

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

[Scraps 13,561]

Lol that tripped me out when i went there. They act like they won the WS on homers.

[Scraps 13,561]

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

Kopech literally cussed out our dugout and walked towards it directly before that AB....so yeah he had a reason to stare him down

[rvm96 1,643]

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

I saw that but it was more of a gay thing I think.  Julks had no reason to stare him down, he looked like shit on that K.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Missed the front end of that, just tuned in.  Is there history?

[Rip76 4,928]

Please make them pay for this silliness.

[WBT 20,572]

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Missed the front end of that, just tuned in.  Is there history?

If Cintron instigated...yes

[Scraps 13,561]

Kopech seems mentally retarded

Nice call ump lol wtf

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Let’s get him 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Fucking bregman 

[WBT 20,572]

Damn Bregs, that was a fastball right down the pipe

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Damn wasted opp 

[rvm96 1,643]

I thought Bregman was going to put that in the right center field gap 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Just now, rvm96 said:

I thought Bregman was going to put that in the right center field gap 

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Scraps 13,561]

Oh shit battle between the weenies this weekend.....Dubon has one more AB to go before he joins them 
 

Update....the A's dude hit one tonight....Dubon now qualifies....so its Abreu/Benentindi/Dubon

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

12 hours ago, kevwun said:

Sweet, we are going tomorrow.

 

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Bat flippin walks lol

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Tucker = base stealing machine

[Scraps 13,561]

Nice AB by Abreu

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Kopech is a moron throwing that 0-2 lol

[Dennis Taylor 18,828]

So we're praising a 260 lb, $19 M a year guy for dribbling to 2nd? 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Lot of chirping out there 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

[Scraps 13,561]

Lol these throws by Zavala are amazingly bad

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

That was a ball

[dr99 560]

Zavala

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Send maldy 

[HtownHorn 14,683]

That was a beautiful run scored in the 4th.

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So we're praising a 260 lb, $19 M a year guy for dribbling to 2nd? 

I was expecting him to line into a double play.

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Make him pay Yordan 

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Yordan finish this douche

[runthebone 7,983]

Better to have Tucker than Abreu next, at least.

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

100% I walk Yordan here 

[runthebone 7,983]

Clown ump

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

That’s a horrible strike call 

Fuck 

Come on Tucker 

Edited May 13, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[rvm96 1,643]

Fuck this ump 

.660 xBA for Yordan

[HtownHorn 14,683]

How the fuck did Bregman not score?

[Scraps 13,561]

We got a hit and a lead

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

How didn’t bregman score on that with two outs ?

[UTexasFight 9,453]

Keep your eye on the ball, Andrew

 

 

[runthebone 7,983]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How didn’t bregman score on that with two outs ?

 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck did Bregman not score?

You try running after eating his salsa.

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Do something Abreu 

[Dennis Taylor 18,828]

Abreu got all of that one

[rvm96 1,643]

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Abreu got all of that one

He does have the hardest hit ball for the Astros tonight.