2023 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 7931]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If Altuve's swing is wrong, as someone dimly suggested a couple days ago, I don't want it to be right.

It's not that his swing is wrong, it's that his career is over.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

hold onto the W today, and Houston has the 4th best record in MLB, despite a putrid offense.  Thanks Oaktown! 

[runthebone 7931]

Need some more runs if we are going to use Montero

[tx 3 putt 76295]

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

So Altuve has more home runs than Abreu.  Took longer than I thought.

25 at bats 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Maton spitting is probably the most emotive I’ve ever seen him be. 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

Would have been AB #11 but he was just foul on Saturday. 
the guy running the game day experience did turn out all the lights and fire off the cannon or fireworks or whatever it is. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Maton spitting is probably the most emotive I’ve ever seen him be. 

He broke his hand out hung a locker after his brother got a hit. He’s got some emotion in there obviously. 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Would have been AB #11 but he was just foul on Saturday. 
the guy running the game day experience did turn out all the lights and fire off the cannon or fireworks or whatever it is. 

He broke his hand out hung a locker after his brother got a hit. He’s got some emotion in there obviously. 

Robots don’t cry… in front of other people. 

[tx 3 putt 76295]

$$$ Maton

 

[runthebone 7931]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Would have been AB #11 but he was just foul on Saturday. 
the guy running the game day experience did turn out all the lights and fire off the cannon or fireworks or whatever it is. 

He broke his hand out hung a locker after his brother got a hit. He’s got some emotion in there obviously. 

I know, he would have two more than Abreu except for a foot

[WBT 20411]

Money Maton!

[WBT 20411]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Need some more runs if we are going to use Montero

the fuck are you on about?  5 runs is enough.

Edited May 28, 2023 by WBT

[Scraps 13538]

Lmao thats awesome

[tx 3 putt 76295]

Fuck anyone that’s talked shit about Abreu !!!!

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Holy shit. I’ll always remember where I was when Abreu hit a home run. 

Edited May 28, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[WBT 20411]

Lulz, wtf was that?

[elfenix 34169]

imagine being so bad you give up a homerun to jose abreu

[Wishbone 4731]

How about 7?

[Huckleberry 32694]

Gotta admit, smiled for him. He didn't act too cool he showed how bad he's been and enjoyed the hell out of it. 

Now bench his ass.

[tx 3 putt 76295]

Julks. !!!!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

LOBreu gets one! 

[runthebone 7931]

Holy shit

#wearewitnesses

 

[WBT 20411]

He just needed to see Altuve hit one first!

[Scraps 13538]

Julks gonna get someone plunked

[kevwun 15608]

Abreu is definitely eating one from Oakland at some point for that slide at the dugout.

[tx 3 putt 76295]

[Scraps 13538]

Abreu is definitely eating one from Oakland at some point for that slide at the dugout.

Meh they dont give a shit.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That slide into the dugout was pretty awesome. Good for him. Hopefully that huge monkey is off his back. Dos Joses rule! 

[rvm96 1643]

My Abreu stock is going up!

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Abreu is definitely eating one from Oakland at some point for that slide at the dugout.

 

 

Edited May 28, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Scraps 13538]

My Abreu stock is going up!

I think i have the most and its been pretty bleak lol

Hell i didnt drop him from my fantasy team until like a week ago

[tx 3 putt 76295]

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Abreu is definitely eating one from Oakland at some point for that slide at the dugout.

 

[UTPhil2006 3790]

Someome check on @Wulaw Horn

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

everyone has a hit except the WS MVP

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

It’s a Christmas miracle!

[Scraps 13538]

Chas about to kill a bird

[TonyTexas 10481]

Pretty funny

 

[Scraps 13538]

Boooooooooo

[runthebone 7931]

The way he's been going, Abreu is lucky he didn't pull a hamstring.

 

3 hit day for ol' dinosaur Altuve.

[Scraps 13538]

everyone has a hit except the WS MVP

Need a recount

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

everyone has a hit except the WS MVP

and we're done

[Wishbone 4731]

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

everyone has a hit except the WS MVP

Not any more

[elfenix 34169]

pena power

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Careful boys. If you hit 10 you’ll get shut out for 19 innings. 
 

edit: shit. 

Edited May 28, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[tx 3 putt 76295]

Fiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[kevwun 15608]

Just now, runthebone said:

The way he's been going, Abreu is lucky he didn't pull a hamstring.

Or accidentally spike someone at the dugout.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

so 7 HRs in a game has to be a Houston record, right? 

[WBT 20411]

Errbody

[Gut Wagon 8052]

We should never leave Oakland.

[elfenix 34169]

you get a homerun and you get a homerun

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Abreu had two rubber bands in the beard. Mystery solved. Grow that bitch. Never go back to one rubber band.