2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13,538]

so 7 HRs in a game has to be a Houston record, right? 

Doubt it

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

everyone but 3 guys have a HR 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Damnit! Did no one get the memo we stop at 9?

[elfenix 34,169]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

so 7 HRs in a game has to be a Houston record, right? 

matches record, done 2x previously

[kevwun 15,608]

Not scoring again until Wednesday now.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Houston Astros

7

Chicago Cubs

09-09-2000

 

 

we tied history today

m l 

Toronto Blue Jays

10

Baltimore Orioles

09-14-1987

Edited May 28, 2023 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[billfromlaketravis 11,357]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

We should never leave Oakland.

I mean, they should think about it. Oakland Coliseum will be vacant soon. 

[D3zii 3,641]

Oaklands pitching is basically having all-star batting practice at this point 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Hahahahahaha

[Scraps 13,538]

Lol ok i was incorrect

[kevwun 15,608]

I knew it was gonna happen.  Their manager was probably so pissed he was grinding his teeth in the dugout.

Edited May 28, 2023 by kevwun

[WBT 20,411]

lulz, can't be too upset

[billfromlaketravis 11,357]

16 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Abreu is definitely eating one from Oakland at some point for that slide at the dugout.

Good call. Didn’t break his hand though. Net negative. 

[LCHorn 2,585]

Abreu hitting a homer plus Paxton getting impeached is a very weird parlay for the weekend.  

[rvm96 1,643]

On 5/3/2023 at 9:09 AM, Scraps said:

I will be at the game today. If Abreu hits a homer I will buy his jersey

So when's the purchase happening?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

catch Texas by 1 game. 

[Scraps 13,538]

I knew it was gonna happen.  Their manager was probably so pissed he was grinding his teeth in the dugout.

I figured Julks was pissing them off more for tagging up with the lead we had and they have 10 wins lol

So when's the purchase happening?

No a homer the game i was at

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

HR derby in Oakland!

[runthebone 7,931]

Acton:  35 pitches, 7 earned runs.

He'll be able to tell his kids he played in the bigs, though.

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Watching his demise is painful ….

Jose Altuve is 10-for-27 with a home run and three doubles since coming off the injured list.

[Scraps 13,538]

Even montero cant fuck this up

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

Montero time. Hope he can hold them to fewer than 9. 

[Scraps 13,538]

Watching his demise is painful ….
Jose Altuve is 10-for-27 with a home run and three doubles since coming off the injured list.

He is like 5 years from being washed, but surly gonna surly

[kevwun 15,608]

He can also drag it out by going back to being a slap hitter towards the end.

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

[elfenix 34,169]

astros win!

[Scraps 13,538]

Abreu gonna be drunk as fuck on this flight home

[billfromlaketravis 11,357]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Perfect. Haha. 

[WBT 20,411]

Winning road trip

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

[WBT 20,411]

postgame show is loving the seagull shots

[runthebone 7,931]

24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He can also drag it out by going back to being a slap hitter towards the end.

To get to 3,000, he absolutely will.

[Rimbo 25,766]

GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS

[Guadaloopy 10,917]

Astros dugout after the Abreu bomb:

[HenryJames 65,884]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

We break the 10 rum streak tomorrow 

[dr99 551]

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We break the 10 rum streak tomorrow 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Best clubhouse in mlb

 

[rvm96 1,643]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Best clubhouse in mlb

 

Can't wait for Drew Gilbert to get called up and added to it!

[Dennis Taylor 18,690]

Was out boozing today and was only following the score, just watched the highlights 

[UTexasFight 9,375]

and we get the anniversary of the Memorial Day massacre tomorrow!

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Best clubhouse in mlb

 

Have you ever seen a more toxic bunch? Yeah, so have I. 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Have you ever seen a more toxic bunch? Yeah, so have I. 

Yordan was ready to smash someone’s head in 

[Wulaw Horn 18,968]

If we shove a broom up Minnesotas ass we will be on a 100 win pace. 
with all that’s gone wrong that ain’t bad. 

[UTexasFight 9,375]

looked up the box score the first time we hit 7 HRs

would not have Tim F’ing Bogar playing the part with Yordan (as the guy with 2 HRs) that day 

(Actually I guess you could say it was Berkman or Hidalgo as they each had 2 that day as well)

 

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200009090.shtml

[Victor Lazlo 1,742]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

looked up the box score the first time we hit 7 HRs

 Tim F’ing Bogar with 2 HRs that day

 

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200009090.shtml

[DallasGatr 216]

looked up the box score the first time we hit 7 HRs
would not have Tim F’ing Bogar playing the part with Yordan (as the guy with 2 HRs) that day 
(Actually I guess you could say it was Berkman or Hidalgo as they each had 2 that day as well)
 
https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200009090.shtml

I was thinking the wind was blowing out, but no 12kts in from RF. The answer probably lies in those pitching staffs. Absolute garbage on a good day.

[Pimphand 5,592]

21 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think they win 92 and make a wild card. I think we win 102 and win the league easily. We shall see. I’m not remotely concerned right now. 
in our podcast I set the over under on times I will look at the scoreboard with intent interest in what Anaheim, Seattle or Texas are up to at 0.5 and bet the under. 

Dusty vs Bochy is a pretty massive liability when push comes to shove....

[Gourmand 7,774]

So apparently the Astros social media manager triggered the usual pearl-clutchers with a tepid tweet that has since been deleted. 

Man, what a bunch of fuckin crybaby bitches. And I bet the overwhelmingly majority of them aren't even A's fans. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,357]

20 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

So apparently the Astros social media manager triggered the usual pearl-clutchers with a tepid tweet that has since been deleted. 

Man, what a bunch of fuckin crybaby bitches. And I bet the overwhelmingly majority of them aren't even A's fans. 

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