2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76873]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Last night time of game: 2:11

today time of game (thru 4): 2:05
 

i figured I’d be home by 4. There’s a nude female in my bed @4pm if anyone is free 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yesterday, Have to see if Lee can hit enough to be a catcher at the MLB level. There really is no point for Maldonado to be on this roster after the trade deadline.

Lee is even worse. Maldy as backup only.  Love the Dubon to 1b move. 

Dubon 1b, Altuve, Pena, Bregs, Diaz, Tucker, Julks, Chaz, Yordan DH.  That's 100% efficiency. 

[Mo Horn 8831]

Wait, we're allowed to get them 3 up and 3 down? Why haven't we been doing that all day?

[tx 3 putt 76873]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Lee is even worse. Maldy as backup only.  Love the Dubon to 1b move. 

Dubon 1b, Altuve, Pena, Bregs, Diaz, Tucker, Julks, Chaz, Yordan DH.  That's 100% efficiency. 

lee and chas will be traded 

[Mo Horn 8831]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i figured I’d be home by 4. There’s a nude female in my bed @4pm if anyone is free 

🏃‍♂️

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lee and chas will be traded 

trading Chas is a massive mistake.  

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

trading Chas is a massive mistake.  

depends on the return

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

depends on the return

bird in the hand

[Jshep34 2308]

Diaz keeps hitting, dusty will give him a week off.

[Tylerocks 2553]

Now that Diaz and McCormick have gone yard, I fully expect Kessinger to be DH and Meyers back in CF for the next game.

 

Thanks Dusty

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Damn 

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Diaz keeps hitting, dusty will give him a week off.

 Save some of those hits for sept !

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

oh shit, Martinez and Montero same game.  We dead. 

[Mo Horn 8831]

Not scoring last inning may come back to bite us

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Derp 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

[David Dennison 18850]

That's the least shocking thing to happen today.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I know he just signed a three year deal, but we can't keep sending Montero to the mound. At least it's the 6th, and we will have time to dig out of whatever sized hole he leaves us in.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Glad we paid a lot of money to lock Montero down lol

[Scraps 13561]

Monteto needs 3 yr tommy john

[tx 3 putt 76873]

No outs 

Some Ahole next to me keeps boo’ing montero 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

crowd loudly booing Montero.  Is Dusty wearing hearing aids?

Montero 7.28 ERA, $34 million. Is that good? 

haha, Stanek Panic up next. 

we dead. 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Montero getting boos.  Not a fan of booing home team guys, but I can't argue against it.

[David Dennison 18850]

In hindsight, I'm kind of surprised Brad Ausmus isn't our GM.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

No outs 

Some Ahole next to me keeps boo’ing montero 

[Pablo 494]

He should be fucking booed.

Maybe that will wake up Dusty.

Sweatergawd he's sleeping through this game.  and most games.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

No outs 
Some Ahole next to me keeps boo’ing montero 

I don’t boo home town guys but I cannot blame anyone for doing so. He’s been fucking awful this year.

[David Dennison 18850]

Can't wait for the wave to start.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Julks !!!

[Guadaloopy 10960]

JULKAMANIA!

[Pablo 494]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can't wait for the wave to start.

There was no wave last night, might be why we pulled out the W

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Julks is damn good, should play every day. Only dummies argue against that. 

[Scraps 13561]

No outs 
Some Ahole next to me keeps boo’ing montero 

That would be me

These club level folks in front of me weren't feeling it i don't think

#rumandcoke

[Jshep34 2308]

Trade montero and maldy for bag of sunflower seeds, or big league chew

[Scraps 13561]

Whatcha gonna do wheh Julkamania runs wild on you brother

[David Dennison 18850]

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can't wait for the wave to start.

There it is!

[Mo Horn 8831]

Julks again

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

7 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Julks is damn good, should play every day. Only dummies argue against that. 

sticky worthy

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i figured I’d be home by 4. There’s a nude female in my bed @4pm if anyone is free 

We’ll, I’m not free, but I’m reasonable.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Jose Abreu , Montero, Maldy -- should never play again. 

Neris needs to pitch 2, maybe 3.  

Edited June 21, 2023 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[dr99 559]

18 minutes ago, Pablo said:

He should be fucking booed.

Maybe that will wake up Dusty.

Sweatergawd he's sleeping through this game.  and most games.

Dusty is such a troll he will pitch him more if he gets booed

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Love these walk in stores at mmp ….

 

[Pablo 494]

13 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Julks is damn good, should play every day. Only dummies argue against that. 

Chaz

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

Chaz

both should play every game. 

[dr99 559]

Hopefully Pressly is down today

[Scraps 13561]

Julks shouldve been given home. Bullshit

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

This game seems drunk.  

Can the 10 run curse not affect us if we have a day off the next day?

Also- do you people see right now why I was so hostile to Dusty refusing to play Diaz?  The only difference between now and April is a little bit better luck and more consistency in playing time. He was always one of our best bats and he always needed to play and he's also always  been better at being an actual catcher than Maldy.  

If his playing time goes back down to 2X a week when Yordan is healthy I swear I'm going to drive to minute maid park and skull fuck Dusty.  You'd like to think even he can't be that obtuse.  

[Scraps 13561]

This game seems drunk.  

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Imagine of Altuve, bregman, Abreu get Going …

[Pablo 494]

this game is drunk, Maldy just safety squeezed

[Scraps 13561]

HOLD ON TO YER BUTTS