2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Gourmand 7778]

BOOOOOM BAH

[Scraps 13820]

Diaz bomb

Back 2 back

That should already be like 4 homers off this dude

[Gourmand 7778]

BOOOOM BABY BOOOOM

[Dbeasy 15619]

I’m amazed the Astros haven’t found a catcher better than Maldonado. . 

[HtownHorn 15243]

41 pitches through 1+ for Perez, Rangers bullpen getting some action today.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m amazed the Astros haven’t found a catcher better than Maldonado. . 

The guy that should replace him hit a HR in this very inning.

[Hornsbay22 487]

Hasn't Perez had our number quite a few times in starts?  

[WBT 21142]

10 pitch walk for Maldonado.  It might not be Perez's day

[HtownHorn 15243]

Altuve has to be more selective there.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Not a good at bat by Altuve. Guys on the ropes. See some pitches.

[Wulaw Horn 19603]

Cmon Tucker. 

[runthebone 8380]

Holy fuck, be grooved that.  King Tuck!

[Scraps 13820]

Bombbbbb

[WBT 21142]

Poooor Perez.  The strain was more than he could bear

[Guadaloopy 11144]

Big BOOM

[rvm96 1643]

[HtownHorn 15243]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Poooor Perez.  The strain was more than he could bear

Tucker was his huckleberry.

[WBT 21142]

Ted is now tied with Yordan for the team lead in rbis

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

the one time it's ok on this website to say "TUCK FEXAS".   

Double meaning too with King Tuck. 

[runthebone 8380]

Nice call, ump

This isn't Little League.  They have an elite offense

[Gourmand 7778]

That was fucking awesome

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

King Tuck!

[Guadaloopy 11144]

[UTexasFight 9839]

with the way Javier has been going spotting us 6 and giving up 3 outs feels about the right handicap for the rangers.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

they said 6 of last 7 games, the Astros have supported Javier with 9 runs.  Damn that's nuts. 

[The Earl of Texas 3217]

STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[UTexasFight 9839]

6 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

they said 6 of last 7 games, the Astros have supported Javier with 9 runs.  Damn that's nuts. 

The A’s would be a .500 ball club if they got that kind of offense!

[David Dennison 19574]

This game is far from over.

[HtownHorn 15243]

This game isn't close to being over. Javier is still struggling.

[rvm96 1643]

38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We were the biggest Brantley is done honks on this site. Somewhat ridiculed for it.

Well if you were the GM Yordan and Tucker wouldn't be Astros. 

[David Dennison 19574]

Jesus.

[UTexasFight 9839]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Jesus.

 

 

 

 

Is that Jeremy Peña over there?

Edited July 3, 2023 by UTexasFight

[APMP 688]

Just noticed Ted's wearing batting gloves... just one of those temporary things? My son likes to simulate the batting rituals of the Astros hitters and he's gonna be bummed if batting gloves are a regular thing for Mr. Tucker.

[Rip76 5023]

That was crushed.

[UTexasFight 9839]

I like this 

[Scraps 13820]

Abreu bombbbbbb

[Dutchrudder 11253]

The bats are alive today!

[billfromlaketravis 11898]

A better throw gets the little guy there. He’s not the speed demon he once was. 

[cabowabo 4692]

goodness gracious....

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Oh, hi. Right in the old wheelhouse. 

[billfromlaketravis 11898]

Holy shit. Crushed. 

[Guadaloopy 11144]

aBreU HAs nO BAt SpEEd!

[mbtex 697]

Just now, APMP said:

Just noticed Ted's wearing batting gloves... just one of those temporary things? My son likes to simulate the batting rituals of the Astros hitters and he's gonna be bummed if batting gloves are a regular thing for Mr. Tucker.

He has been wearing them since Dodger Series

[elfenix 34820]

10 runs seems like a lot

[UTexasFight 9839]

1 minute ago, APMP said:

Just noticed Ted's wearing batting gloves... just one of those temporary things? My son likes to simulate the batting rituals of the Astros hitters and he's gonna be bummed if batting gloves are a regular thing for Mr. Tucker.

He’s been waffling for a while but will be shocked if he stops any time soon 

[Huckleberry 34793]

Okay I might start to believe Abreu isn't dead yet if he's going to turn on inside fastballs like that. 

[Gourmand 7778]

ABREU DOESN"T SUCK!!!!

 

[rvm96 1643]

Abreu, bitches!

1 minute ago, APMP said:

Just noticed Ted's wearing batting gloves... just one of those temporary things? My son likes to simulate the batting rituals of the Astros hitters and he's gonna be bummed if batting gloves are a regular thing for Mr. Tucker.

I feel like it at least partially has to do with the pitch clock not giving him time to do his dirt ritual without the gloves.

[runthebone 8380]

Chas is getting benched after that shit

Those of you going tomorrow will at least get to fill up on hot dogs while watching our offense struggle.

[UTexasFight 9839]

Tucker needs a triple for the cycle.

Team needs a 2 run shot for the HR cycle.

oh, and it’s the 4th inning 

[Scraps 13820]

Just noticed Ted's wearing batting gloves... just one of those temporary things? My son likes to simulate the batting rituals of the Astros hitters and he's gonna be bummed if batting gloves are a regular thing for Mr. Tucker.

Not trying to be a dick but do you not listen with sound on? Because Kalas and Blum have beat that into the ground for awhile now. They comment on it daily