2023 Houston Astros Thread

[mbtex 683]

If Dusty was a good manager He would have multiple rings. He sure had the teams to get it done.

[Scraps 13539]

Nice throw Dusty

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Chuck Knoblach … is that you?

[elfenix 34170]

[David Dennison 18646]

And there it is. Nine unanswered runs.

That's hard to do.

[Wishbone 4731]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Something stupid in the 8th.

To go along with the stupid in the 4th, 5 th, 6th and 7th.

[tx 3 putt 76307]

Just now, mbtex said:

If Dusty was a good manager He would have multiple rings. He sure had the teams to get it done.

If he was a good manager, he’d make Altuve taller 

[HtownHorn 14468]

Bregman having an awful day. Pop out with 2nd and 3rd 1 out, and now the throw into RF.

[Scraps 13539]

If he was a good manager, he’d make Altuve taller 

If Hensley was playing 2B this wouldn't have happened

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Ballgame. This might be the game I look back at and say “yea we just didn’t have it this year”. Too many injuries to overcome. 

[HtownHorn 14468]

Just now, Scraps said:

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

If he was a good manager, he’d make Altuve taller 

If Hensley was playing 2B this wouldn't have happened

3D chess.

[tx 3 putt 76307]

Just now, Scraps said:

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

If he was a good manager, he’d make Altuve taller 

If Hensley was playing 2B this wouldn't have happened

[UTHornFan014 710]

Fuck Dusty

Fuck Bregman

Fuck Javier

Fuck Manfred

[WBT 20415]

So they're going to keep running out Will Smith as their closer over Chapman?  Interesting 

[runthebone 7931]

Best case would have been for this to be right before the ASB so everyone can stew in his failure.

[David Dennison 18646]

We blew a 10-2 lead.

Man.

[Rimbo 25766]

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I get the dusty hate but this team choking at the plate and on the mound is on them as well. 

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

Ballgame. This might be the game I look back at and say “yea we just didn’t have it this year”. Too many injuries to overcome. 

There’s been more than a handful of those games this year. We do not have it, and acting otherwise is bordering on delusion at this point.

[runthebone 7931]

Bregman's GIDP will go well with his defense

[Wulaw Horn 18969]

I'm pissed.  I almost never get pissed over a regular season baseball game because there are 162 and that's just the nature of the beast, but this game has me furious.  Maldy and Dusty fucking up the decision making when it was so fucking obvious to everyone with a brain what was going on. We were stepping on their fucking throats and all we had to do was not fucking take a gun and put it to our dick and pull the trigger but the stupid fucking embarrassment that we have in the dugout couldn't resist herp derping his way to a fucking loss here.  He is a fucking clown and the fact that he's allowed to fuck shit up is so fucking embarrassing as an Astros fan.

Also, we signed Javier to an extension this offseason. I was definitely in favor and thought it was a great move. Not second guessing at all.  You do that move every day of the week and twice on sunday.  But, because this offseason is a spectacular and epic disaster of course that move looks like it's turning to shit as well.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. 

[David Dennison 18646]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I get the dusty hate but this team choking at the plate and on the mound is on them as well. 

10 runs and choking at the plate?

[mbtex 683]

They did not choke at the plate today. They choked when they left the gas can in to long.

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

10 runs and choking at the plate?

Yeah, this is mostly management failure.

[WBT 20415]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I'm pissed.  I almost never get pissed over a regular season baseball game because there are 162 and that's just the nature of the beast, but this game has me furious.  Maldy and Dusty fucking up the decision making when it was so fucking obvious to everyone with a brain what was going on. We were stepping on their fucking throats and all we had to do was not fucking take a gun and put it to our dick and pull the trigger but the stupid fucking embarrassment that we have in the dugout couldn't resist herp derping his way to a fucking loss here.  He is a fucking clown and the fact that he's allowed to fuck shit up is so fucking embarrassing as an Astros fan.

Also, we signed Javier to an extension this offseason. I was definitely in favor and thought it was a great move. Not second guessing at all.  You do that move every day of the week and twice on sunday.  But, because this offseason is a spectacular and epic disaster of course that move looks like it's turning to shit as well.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. 

Javier will be fine

[David Dennison 18646]

Just now, mbtex said:

They did not choke at the plate today. They choked when they left the gas can in to long.

Dusty Baker allowed his catcher to mismanage the game.

You know, the catcher who can't hit or throw anyone out at second? That guy.

[Wishbone 4731]

Y’all keep on shitting on Abreu!

[HtownHorn 14468]

Fucking finally getting the Abreu we paid for, thank goodness for poor Texas Rangers OF defense.

Edited July 3, 2023 by HtownHorn

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

10 runs and choking at the plate?

I’m talking the overall season. The majority of this years losses are direct results of a shitty offense. 

[Scraps 13539]

Nice hitting Dusty!

[Wishbone 4731]

HELLO!!!!!

[David Dennison 18646]

Well I'll be damned.

[Wulaw Horn 18969]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Javier will be fine

Hopefully. HIs velo was always a little marginal and needed that hop on his fastball. I'd bet yes, but coming into the year I bet he had a cy young in his future.  

[UTexasFight 9376]

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The only question is does this game get lost on an Abreu HR in the 8th, Presley in the 9th, or something really embarrassing and stupid in the 10th?

I was worried about the correct answer being “all 3”……

 

[Ichabod 184]

Y’all Bitch ass pussies shut up

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Thank u will smith

[rvm96 1643]

Abreu bitches! And Chazz chomp!

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I take it allll backkkkk let’s gooooooo 

[elfenix 34170]

[Rimbo 25766]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I'm pissed.  I almost never get pissed over a regular season baseball game because there are 162 and that's just the nature of the beast, but this game has me furious.  Maldy and Dusty fucking up the decision making when it was so fucking obvious to everyone with a brain what was going on. We were stepping on their fucking throats and all we had to do was not fucking take a gun and put it to our dick and pull the trigger but the stupid fucking embarrassment that we have in the dugout couldn't resist herp derping his way to a fucking loss here.  He is a fucking clown and the fact that he's allowed to fuck shit up is so fucking embarrassing as an Astros fan.

Also, we signed Javier to an extension this offseason. I was definitely in favor and thought it was a great move. Not second guessing at all.  You do that move every day of the week and twice on sunday.  But, because this offseason is a spectacular and epic disaster of course that move looks like it's turning to shit as well.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. 

Yeah. One game doesn't make a season, necessarily, but sometimes there's that one game that is the turning point, the point where your realize what the team is made of.

In 2017, it was that one game in Minnesota where we came back from an 8 run deficit with 12 runs in an inning. The team later referenced that game as the moment they knew they could win it all. And the pitcher on the mound for the Twins who choked it all away? One Ryan Pressley.

This is the game where we had our divisional rivals by the throat, but they showed us they have what it takes, and we showed we don't. I don't care if we...

I look forward to seeing what we do at the trade deadline. If anything.

But this is...

this is...

 

 

...

 

... oh, nevermind.

[Limp Brisket 546]

LULZ

[WBT 20415]

[Guadaloopy 10918]

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This fucking team 

THIS FUCKING TEAM!

[tx 3 putt 76307]

Chazzy Fizz !

[Wishbone 4731]

Need 1 more hit.

[David Dennison 18646]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Need 1 more hit.

Bigly.

[HtownHorn 14468]

C'mon good Pressly. This thread needs you today.

[David Dennison 18646]

OK, Pressly. You're gonna have to earn this one.

[Wishbone 4731]

Ok. Time to hold on!

[tx 3 putt 76307]

Close it down !