2023 Houston Astros Thread

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

[Scraps 13537]

Soft tossing closer in a bumblefuck game....what could possibly go wrong?

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fucking finally getting the Abreu we paid for, thank goodness for poor Texas Rangers OF defense.

But he's done right?

[cabowabo 4451]

Nice play

[MirrOlure 14617]

Hah. Ground out instead of 1-0

[Guadaloopy 10916]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Soft tossing closer in a bumblefuck game....what could possibly go wrong?
 

We aren’t trotting Gregerson out anymore.  Pressly touches 95 now and again.  He’s not a flamethrower, but far from a “soft-tosser.”

[Wishbone 4731]

Chazzz!

[Scraps 13537]

Chas yo

[MirrOlure 14617]

But he's done right?

Jose not Brian

[HtownHorn 14467]

Meyers turns that into a double.

[Scraps 13537]

We aren’t trotting Gregerson out anymore.  Pressly touches 95 now and again.  He’s not a flamethrower, but far from a “soft-tosser.”

Calm down

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Jose not Brian

There is no Brian on the roster btw.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Chas! Hero yesterday and so far the hero today.
Y'all remember when Dusty started the season playing Meyers over Chas!?

[mbtex 683]

Never a doubt LOL😄

[tx 3 putt 76285]

Never 

A

Fucking 

Doubt 

!

!

! 
 

[Wishbone 4731]

Huge win! 2 game swing!

[WBT 20410]

Never in doubt imo

[Rip76 4911]

Never a doubt.

[elfenix 34169]

Astros win!

[Uncle Boobs 1245]

BOOM.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Wow! What a game! When you win! 

[Guadaloopy 10916]

That game was a soul-stealer.  Hell, yes!

[Smax 3800]

wow

[rvm96 1643]

That's my closer!

[Chuckie Finster 22594]

There’s been more than a handful of those games this year. We do not have it, and acting otherwise is bordering on delusion at this point.

Look at this fuckin dumbass lol

[WBT 20410]

Moving Chas up out of the 8 hole was a genius move by Dusty

[Limp Brisket 546]

Shewwwwwfff…

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Never in doubt. Can’t believe you guys doubted this team. 

[cabowabo 4451]

[David Dennison 18646]

Wow. 

We actually turned that into a really shitty loss for Arlington.

Lolz.

[Dutchrudder 11109]

Hell of a game! 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I'm pissed.  I almost never get pissed over a regular season baseball game because there are 162 and that's just the nature of the beast, but this game has me furious.  Maldy and Dusty fucking up the decision making when it was so fucking obvious to everyone with a brain what was going on. We were stepping on their fucking throats and all we had to do was not fucking take a gun and put it to our dick and pull the trigger but the stupid fucking embarrassment that we have in the dugout couldn't resist herp derping his way to a fucking loss here.  He is a fucking clown and the fact that he's allowed to fuck shit up is so fucking embarrassing as an Astros fan.

Also, we signed Javier to an extension this offseason. I was definitely in favor and thought it was a great move. Not second guessing at all.  You do that move every day of the week and twice on sunday.  But, because this offseason is a spectacular and epic disaster of course that move looks like it's turning to shit as well.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. 

That’s the greatest reverse jinx ever. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Fuck Dusty Baker

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Dusty has a horseshoe wedged somewhere. Incredible win. 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Moving Chas up out of the 8 hole was a genius move by Dusty

How about bothering to play him?

[Rimbo 25766]

what the fucking hell is this team man

[perfectchaos007 6596]

We got ourselves a pennant race

[David Dennison 18646]

Never underestimate the heart of a champion.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s the greatest reverse jinx ever. 

Everything you wrote is still true expect for the loss part. 

[Storm the Field 5271]

Would have easily been the worst L of the year. A blown huge lead over the team you're chasing for first place. Would have been only the 16th time in franchise history we lost a game where we scored 10 runs. 

Great way to start the mid-week holiday break. I was going to spend the evening so fucking pissed.

Edited July 3, 2023 by Storm the Field

[Scraps 13537]

Can my boy Abreu still make the All Star team?

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

????

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

????

IYKYK

[Slacks 6791]

39 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Dammit... I accidentally shut down the scoring notifications on my phone at 10-2.

I accept responsibility for this. 

I turned it back on. You're welcome, Dusty. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Maybe Chas will start playing every day after playing the hero the last two games?

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

????

FUCK THE RANGERS! FUCK YOU YOU RANGER MOTHERFUCKERS

[YChang 3430]

What a great game!

[runthebone 7931]

Well, my faith in this team is unshaken!

 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Everything you wrote is still true expect for the loss part. 

No doubt.