2023 Houston Astros Thread

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

[Scraps 13570]

Soft tossing closer in a bumblefuck game....what could possibly go wrong?

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fucking finally getting the Abreu we paid for, thank goodness for poor Texas Rangers OF defense.

But he's done right?

[cabowabo 4513]

Nice play

[MirrOlure 14817]

Hah. Ground out instead of 1-0

[Guadaloopy 11012]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Soft tossing closer in a bumblefuck game....what could possibly go wrong?
 

We aren’t trotting Gregerson out anymore.  Pressly touches 95 now and again.  He’s not a flamethrower, but far from a “soft-tosser.”

[Wishbone 4776]

Chazzz!

[Scraps 13570]

Chas yo

[MirrOlure 14817]

But he's done right?

Jose not Brian

[HtownHorn 14763]

Meyers turns that into a double.

[Scraps 13570]

We aren’t trotting Gregerson out anymore.  Pressly touches 95 now and again.  He’s not a flamethrower, but far from a “soft-tosser.”

Calm down

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Jose not Brian

There is no Brian on the roster btw.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Chas! Hero yesterday and so far the hero today.
Y'all remember when Dusty started the season playing Meyers over Chas!?

[mbtex 683]

Never a doubt LOL😄

[tx 3 putt 77332]

Never 

A

Fucking 

Doubt 

!

!

! 
 

[Wishbone 4776]

Huge win! 2 game swing!

[WBT 20653]

Never in doubt imo

[Rip76 4947]

Never a doubt.

[elfenix 34331]

Astros win!

[Uncle Boobs 1248]

BOOM.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Wow! What a game! When you win! 

[Guadaloopy 11012]

That game was a soul-stealer.  Hell, yes!

[Smax 3800]

wow

[rvm96 1643]

That's my closer!

[Chuckie Finster 22725]

There’s been more than a handful of those games this year. We do not have it, and acting otherwise is bordering on delusion at this point.

Look at this fuckin dumbass lol

[WBT 20653]

Moving Chas up out of the 8 hole was a genius move by Dusty

[Limp Brisket 546]

Shewwwwwfff…

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Never in doubt. Can’t believe you guys doubted this team. 

[cabowabo 4513]

[David Dennison 18944]

Wow. 

We actually turned that into a really shitty loss for Arlington.

Lolz.

[Dutchrudder 11150]

Hell of a game! 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I'm pissed.  I almost never get pissed over a regular season baseball game because there are 162 and that's just the nature of the beast, but this game has me furious.  Maldy and Dusty fucking up the decision making when it was so fucking obvious to everyone with a brain what was going on. We were stepping on their fucking throats and all we had to do was not fucking take a gun and put it to our dick and pull the trigger but the stupid fucking embarrassment that we have in the dugout couldn't resist herp derping his way to a fucking loss here.  He is a fucking clown and the fact that he's allowed to fuck shit up is so fucking embarrassing as an Astros fan.

Also, we signed Javier to an extension this offseason. I was definitely in favor and thought it was a great move. Not second guessing at all.  You do that move every day of the week and twice on sunday.  But, because this offseason is a spectacular and epic disaster of course that move looks like it's turning to shit as well.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. 

That’s the greatest reverse jinx ever. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Fuck Dusty Baker

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Dusty has a horseshoe wedged somewhere. Incredible win. 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Moving Chas up out of the 8 hole was a genius move by Dusty

How about bothering to play him?

[Rimbo 26051]

what the fucking hell is this team man

[perfectchaos007 6677]

We got ourselves a pennant race

[David Dennison 18944]

Never underestimate the heart of a champion.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s the greatest reverse jinx ever. 

Everything you wrote is still true expect for the loss part. 

[Storm the Field 5301]

Would have easily been the worst L of the year. A blown huge lead over the team you're chasing for first place. Would have been only the 16th time in franchise history we lost a game where we scored 10 runs. 

Great way to start the mid-week holiday break. I was going to spend the evening so fucking pissed.

Edited July 3, 2023 by Storm the Field

[Scraps 13570]

Can my boy Abreu still make the All Star team?

[Wishbone 4776]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

????

[The Earl of Texas 3161]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

????

IYKYK

[Slacks 6858]

39 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Dammit... I accidentally shut down the scoring notifications on my phone at 10-2.

I accept responsibility for this. 

I turned it back on. You're welcome, Dusty. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Maybe Chas will start playing every day after playing the hero the last two games?

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

????

FUCK THE RANGERS! FUCK YOU YOU RANGER MOTHERFUCKERS

[YChang 3462]

What a great game!

[runthebone 8029]

Well, my faith in this team is unshaken!

 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Everything you wrote is still true expect for the loss part. 

No doubt.