2023 Houston Astros Thread

[TonyTexas 10806]

Brown needs to draft about a dozen infielders this year. That unit’s depth in the minors is weak to say the least. 

Edited July 6, 2023 by TonyTexas

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

This rumor from last year is stirring up again, the Yankees have a lot of interest in chas McCormick 

 

I’m not sure what Yankees have that we necessarily would want at the moment. I know they have some young guys that are supposed to be good. Other than maybe including Chas in a package for Luis Robert, I don’t think there are many available players that would be a significant upgrade. Dude may not be the most athletic or graceful but he’s 100 percent all the time and will almost literally run through walls. Dusty may not get his personality but between the foul lines he is a player.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I kinda got used to afternoon games. Work suffered but now I’m wondering how I ever worked past 3pm.

[UTPhil2006 3932]

Altuve IL

Blanco up 

Hensley up 

mush down. 
 

Phil sad 

No reason not to IL Javi too but Dana is as dumb as Dusty 

[UTPhil2006 3932]

Chazzy lives. Also given injuries this ain’t bad 

[Gourmand 7778]

that's a decent lineup, Dusty!

[Scraps 13817]

Chas and Tucker wearing the same jersey number has to be some kind of rule violation

[tx 3 putt 78863]

a 'stranger things' night is just dumb

[Jshep34 2433]

I already have tickets. There is an additional thing to buy?

No. Just go to gate by home plate. Say you are a season ticket holder. But with it being give away day all gates open at same time. Head to corner of astros dugout. Section 127/128. Go first row

[dr99 566]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

a 'stranger things' night is just dumb

Maybe we're in the Upside Down with Chas and Yanier both playing

[Scraps 13817]

They do it every year but its actually fitting this year with this call

I would've gotten the add on shirt but didn't want to fuck with it

[Wulaw Horn 19600]

30 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

that's a decent lineup, Dusty!

Should be Meyers instead of Maldonado- that's leaving money on the table, but if that's the only bitch (Dubon should hit 6th or 7th that's minor) then that's better than most days.  

11 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

4 hours ago, huge said:

I already have tickets. There is an additional thing to buy?

No. Just go to gate by home plate. Say you are a season ticket holder. But with it being give away day all gates open at same time. Head to corner of astros dugout. Section 127/128. Go first row

what time does the season ticket gate open?  is that in time for Astros BP?

[Scraps 13817]

Season ticket holders get in 30 mins before normal gate openings except on giveaway days.  

You can buy tickets from a season ticket holder and states it on the ballpark app when you pull up your ticket

 

Edit - they may have changed it for giveaway days now where it doesn't matter:

We are excited to announce these updates for the 2023 season.

Early Entry

All STHs get early entry to Monday through Thursday home games that start at 7:10pm! During the week, Season Ticket Holders can access the stadium through the Center Field and Home Plate Entrances beginning 30 minutes before gates open to the general public regardless of the giveaway schedule.

Edited July 6, 2023 by Scraps

[Gut Wagon 8219]

35 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Chas and Tucker wearing the same jersey number has to be some kind of rule violation

Traveshirtmockery

[Scraps 13817]

Also found this on the website so they may not have gone through with early entry on giveaway days like they said they were going to

Season Ticket Holder Early Entry

Enter Minute Maid Park 30 minutes before gates open on non-giveaway Monday - Thursday games.

[Scraps 13817]

Gonna be big crowd tonight

[TonyTexas 10806]

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Gonna be big crowd tonight

There’s a big crowd every night. Attendance is running at 90% capacity this year. Houston is currently a baseball town. 
But yeah,  MM will be packed tonight. 

Edited July 6, 2023 by TonyTexas

[txduck87 1021]

There’s a big crowd every night. Attendance is running at 90% capacity this year. Houston is currently a baseball town. 
But yeah,  MM will be packed tonight. 

To be fair, Texans and Rockets make being a baseball town pretty damn easy. Go Stros.

[tx 3 putt 78863]

Yordan and Altuve have played 4 games together this season ?

it’s a miracle we’re two back 

[Mo Horn 8945]

Well that was a nice 1st inning Blanco

[Scraps 13817]

Meatball

[Mo Horn 8945]

Shit 

[Wulaw Horn 19600]

These fucking kids letting Maldy down. 

[David Dennison 19574]

If we ever get a HR prop, I'm out.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

You can’t throw that shit in the show. God damn what a meat pitch.

[perfectchaos007 6785]

Should we just count this as an L and leave Blanco out there for 9 innings to save our bullpen?

[Scraps 13817]

That DP thanks to Abreu for telling homeboy to throw to 2nd first

[Wulaw Horn 19600]

It’s always maldy with the biggest AB’s of the game. 

[David Dennison 19574]

It's like having the pitcher bat.

[Mo Horn 8945]

Predictable

[David Dennison 19574]

Swings at ball four for strike two and flies out weakly.

Great.

[Mo Horn 8945]

Should have left Blanco in Sugarland

[David Dennison 19574]

Keep calling those HR pitches, Maldy.

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Send this clown back. Good grief

[Guest]

JFC   batting practice or HR derby?

[rvm96 1643]

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Should have left Blanco in Sugarland

On 6/24/2023 at 6:49 PM, Mo Horn said:

Nice job Blanco

How quickly they turn on you.

[Harrison Stafford 3395]

Good Lord!  Our pitcher has one job and it ain’t happening 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Good Lord!  Our pitcher has one job and it ain’t happening 

Fun fact, it's impossible to win when you score 0 runs. 

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Fun fact, it's impossible to win when you score 0 runs. 

And only see 6 pitches per inning

[Mo Horn 8945]

It appears that it's going to be one of those nights where our bats are nonexistent. Maybe we'll do the reverse this series and score zero tonight and 10 every game the rest of the series. 

[Wulaw Horn 19600]

I mean- he’s given up 3 through 5 innings. One more inning and he’s done his job and done it well. 

[Mo Horn 8945]

Julks is the hottest player in baseball right now

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- he’s given up 3 through 5 innings. One more inning and he’s done his job and done it well. 

That's fair

[Scraps 13817]

Loud booing of Mashitty in the OF when announced lol

[Mo Horn 8945]

That was no where in the vicinity of the strike zone. Pathetic

[Harrison Stafford 3395]

18 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Fun fact, it's impossible to win when you score 0 runs. 

And that applies to both teams

[Guest]

14 HPB?

Just earhole the motherfucker if he wants to crowd the plate.

Make it fucking worth it.

[rvm96 1643]

Oh look a quality start

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

Good job. Blanco.  

[Scraps 13817]

I wouldve gotten tossed on that ring up

[Limp Brisket 549]

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Loud booing of Mashitty in the OF when announced lol

I thought I heard that on TV.  Dusty probably not hearing it.