2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

Let’s win ir now 

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Neris just wanted to pitch in challenge mode

[WBT 20,412]

Y'all chill, Neris had it all the way

[Guest]

Neris shook off Maldy a lot when he swung his way back through the inning, icluding that final pitch.

 

True gut check.  Impressive.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Give Neris Monteros contract. 

They have to walk this bitch off now. 

[Guest]

in the 8th, that'd be badass...

 

Edit: Machete tried.

Edited July 9, 2023 by slorch

[Tommy Nobis 905]

No pitch hit for Maldy huh? Lol

[Rip76 4,913]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Neris shook off Maldy a lot when he swung his way back through the inning, icluding that final pitch.

 

True gut check.  Impressive.

That final pitch was talked about on the mound visit.

Shook him off as a fake out.

Y’all keep.    
whatever

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Ok. Y’all can thank me for that post lol

[Rip76 4,913]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

No pitch hit for Maldy huh? Lol

No

[Limp Brisket 546]

Oh boy

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Lets keep talking shit about Maldy

[David Dennison 18,646]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Everything is Maldy's fault until proven otherwise.

Shut up, stupid.

[Smax 3,800]

lol

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

Machete !!!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

You morons keep digging Maldy

[Rip76 4,913]

Lotsa Pearl Jam tonight music-wise, need some ZZ Top since we’re here.

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

Brown probably a trade all set, maldy for ohtani, he just canceled it 

[YChang 3,430]

Come on good Pressly

[Wulaw Horn 18,968]

We really need to hold on to their game. 
I called the maldy bomb on a text thread with @Scipio

Edited July 9, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Come on good Pressly

That the only Presley !

[Wulaw Horn 18,968]

1 base runner between the 1st and maldy hititng his HR. This would be a smash and grab. 

[David Dennison 18,646]

This game should be over.

[Guest]

he struck out.

 

Bullshit call.

Fuck that fuckery.

get the split tomorrow.

 

LFG!!!

[David Dennison 18,646]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

1 base runner between the 1st and maldy hititng his HR. This would be a smash and grab. 

Baseball, man.

Take any and all wins.

Two back.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Game over! We needed that.

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

If we go on to do much at all the rest of this season, tonight was a huge win. 

[Harrison Stafford 3,325]

Just win, baby.

[WBT 20,412]

Split tomorrow 

[billfromlaketravis 11,358]

I guess I can be happy with a split. Mariners are desperate as hell. If the Astros swept them it would have ended their season. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Good for Maldy. I’m happy for him. I love the guy. Doesn’t change the fact he should be backup catcher. 

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

Must win tomorrow, we need to be at #51

[rvm96 1,643]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Must win tomorrow, we need to be at #51

It's not like the season will be over. The Astros play the rangers later this month. 

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

Drew is the future cf, trade chas and/or Jake and call him up now. We need another starter + urquidy 

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

I like chas, but drew is the future and we need a arm. Bad 

Edited July 9, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9,375]

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

Edited July 9, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Harrison Stafford 3,325]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

When we’re on this site, we’re all manic depressives, don’t ya know

[Guest]

Nobody knew Maldy was getting a hit, much less a dinger.

Neris' comeback in the 8th was badass!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

He gone ….

 

[Guest]

Why would we assume Astros automatically do not pursue?

It has been demonstrated that pitching is valued...

[tx 3 putt 76,306]

52 minutes ago, slorch said:

Why would we assume Astros automatically do not pursue?

It has been demonstrated that pitching is valued...

framber, Altuve, bregman, Tucker 

+ montero tying up a chunk of BP $$

[runthebone 7,931]

Maybe Montero will give half of his money to Neris because he's obviously not earning it.

[Gourmand 7,774]

On 7/7/2023 at 1:53 PM, HtownHorn said:

Can the training staff work with Maldonado the same way they are working with Altuve and Alvarez?

well done sir

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

and of course trade Chas and we need a pitcher!

[Gourmand 7,774]

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

12 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

This is the way

[Gourmand 7,774]

On 6/21/2023 at 11:27 PM, Gourmand said:

So we're three plus weeks from Yordan returning because he's certainly not back before the ASG. 

Three games @LAD

Three games @ STL

Four games @ Arlington

Two games vs COL

Three games vs SEA

 

Can we go 9-6 over this stretch?

 

I misread the schedule and thought SEA was a three game series, but the answer here was yes. 

We're 9-6 since that Mets series at home. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

[Gourmand 7,774]

 

[Gourmand 7,774]

TAGS!!!