2023 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76956]

Let’s win ir now 

[perfectchaos007 6641]

Neris just wanted to pitch in challenge mode

[WBT 20570]

Y'all chill, Neris had it all the way

[Guest]

Neris shook off Maldy a lot when he swung his way back through the inning, icluding that final pitch.

 

True gut check.  Impressive.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Give Neris Monteros contract. 

They have to walk this bitch off now. 

[Guest]

in the 8th, that'd be badass...

 

Edit: Machete tried.

Edited July 9, 2023 by slorch

[Tommy Nobis 905]

No pitch hit for Maldy huh? Lol

[Rip76 4928]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Neris shook off Maldy a lot when he swung his way back through the inning, icluding that final pitch.

 

True gut check.  Impressive.

That final pitch was talked about on the mound visit.

Shook him off as a fake out.

Y’all keep.    
whatever

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Ok. Y’all can thank me for that post lol

[Rip76 4928]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

No pitch hit for Maldy huh? Lol

No

[Limp Brisket 546]

Oh boy

[perfectchaos007 6641]

Lets keep talking shit about Maldy

[David Dennison 18860]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Everything is Maldy's fault until proven otherwise.

Shut up, stupid.

[Smax 3800]

lol

[tx 3 putt 76956]

Machete !!!

[Honeysucklerose 989]

You morons keep digging Maldy

[Rip76 4928]

Lotsa Pearl Jam tonight music-wise, need some ZZ Top since we’re here.

[tx 3 putt 76956]

Brown probably a trade all set, maldy for ohtani, he just canceled it 

[YChang 3444]

Come on good Pressly

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

We really need to hold on to their game. 
I called the maldy bomb on a text thread with @Scipio

Edited July 9, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 76956]

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Come on good Pressly

That the only Presley !

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 base runner between the 1st and maldy hititng his HR. This would be a smash and grab. 

[David Dennison 18860]

This game should be over.

[Guest]

he struck out.

 

Bullshit call.

Fuck that fuckery.

get the split tomorrow.

 

LFG!!!

[David Dennison 18860]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

1 base runner between the 1st and maldy hititng his HR. This would be a smash and grab. 

Baseball, man.

Take any and all wins.

Two back.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Game over! We needed that.

[Gut Wagon 8069]

If we go on to do much at all the rest of this season, tonight was a huge win. 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Just win, baby.

[WBT 20570]

Split tomorrow 

[billfromlaketravis 11478]

I guess I can be happy with a split. Mariners are desperate as hell. If the Astros swept them it would have ended their season. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Good for Maldy. I’m happy for him. I love the guy. Doesn’t change the fact he should be backup catcher. 

[tx 3 putt 76956]

Must win tomorrow, we need to be at #51

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Must win tomorrow, we need to be at #51

It's not like the season will be over. The Astros play the rangers later this month. 

[tx 3 putt 76956]

Drew is the future cf, trade chas and/or Jake and call him up now. We need another starter + urquidy 

[tx 3 putt 76956]

I like chas, but drew is the future and we need a arm. Bad 

Edited July 9, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9442]

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

Edited July 9, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

When we’re on this site, we’re all manic depressives, don’t ya know

[Guest]

Nobody knew Maldy was getting a hit, much less a dinger.

Neris' comeback in the 8th was badass!!!

[tx 3 putt 76956]

He gone ….

 

[Guest]

Why would we assume Astros automatically do not pursue?

It has been demonstrated that pitching is valued...

[tx 3 putt 76956]

52 minutes ago, slorch said:

Why would we assume Astros automatically do not pursue?

It has been demonstrated that pitching is valued...

framber, Altuve, bregman, Tucker 

+ montero tying up a chunk of BP $$

[runthebone 7982]

Maybe Montero will give half of his money to Neris because he's obviously not earning it.

[Gourmand 7774]

On 7/7/2023 at 1:53 PM, HtownHorn said:

Can the training staff work with Maldonado the same way they are working with Altuve and Alvarez?

well done sir

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

and of course trade Chas and we need a pitcher!

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

12 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread tonight was classic surly

”fuckety fuck fuck. I hate this shit. Tear it all down and start over from nothing…..”

 

“….I knew we had it the whole way.”

This is the way

[Gourmand 7774]

On 6/21/2023 at 11:27 PM, Gourmand said:

So we're three plus weeks from Yordan returning because he's certainly not back before the ASG. 

Three games @LAD

Three games @ STL

Four games @ Arlington

Two games vs COL

Three games vs SEA

 

Can we go 9-6 over this stretch?

 

I misread the schedule and thought SEA was a three game series, but the answer here was yes. 

We're 9-6 since that Mets series at home. 

[Gourmand 7774]

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Gourmand 7774]

TAGS!!!