2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13808]

Lol @ Ravech thinking choppy steps would've scored on that

[David Dennison 19564]

What does that make?

[TonyTexas 10784]

17 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

This season nauseates me. So far, this game is only making it worse. 

It’s hard to love any team that doesn’t have its 2 most lovable players

[UTexasFight 9819]

Who the fuck is this?

I wasn’t paying any attention and my eyesight sucks but saw #60 and K, U,H,L

”is this a right handed harder throwing goatee wearin’ instead of long beard Keuchel?”

Edited July 17, 2023 by UTexasFight

[Gut Wagon 8219]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Who the fuck is this?

Our new ace 

[Guest]

Who is this reliever in the Walmark cleats mowing them down?

[uoftorange 1391]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s hard to love any team that doesn’t have its 2 most lovable players

Not really.  We won the fucking World Series last year and have been 4 times and to 6 straight ALCS's.  The Astros could fuck my dead grandpa right now and I'd still love them

[UTexasFight 9819]

Time to tee off on their bullpen

i want to see Joel Kuhnel in the win column 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

12 LOB through 6.  

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Who the fuck is this?

cash money https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/37870737/astros-acquire-reds-rhp-joel-kuhnel-cash-considerations

[Guest]

Chazzy fizz!!!

 

[David Dennison 19564]

Amazing that he has to split time.

[UTexasFight 9819]

Meatloaf!

[dr99 566]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

cool orange suit senior fan

[UTexasFight 9819]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Amazing that he has to split time.

I knew we’d see Meyers today because he has a .400 average in all of 5 ABs against Anderson.

At least we still get chas with Yordan’s injury.

hopefully, meyers finally stays on the bench every game once Yordan is back 

Edited July 17, 2023 by UTexasFight
Well, who needs Yordan. Play these two. Bench Maldy, put diaz behind the plate

[David Dennison 19564]

Nice timing.

[Macklemore 2945]

Fuck yes!!!

[WBT 20993]

Chazzy Fizz and Rake Farm!

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Those baserunners were distracting our hitters. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

12 LOB through 6.  

 2-13 RISP.

 

[hornmpa96 2669]

Chas slept their scoreboard.

[Huckleberry 34711]

Eduardo Pérez working hard to explain why Maldy plays.

[WBT 20993]

Lulz at Eduardo thinking Dusty would hit for Maldonado here if we were still behind

[Rip76 5022]

Nice fucking tag up Kess.

[UTexasFight 9819]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 2-13 RISP.

 

2-14

[WBT 20993]

So our bullpen is so worn out three days after the asb that we have to throw Kuhnel a 2nd inning in a tie game?

[UTexasFight 9819]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

So our bullpen is so worn out three days after the asb that we have to throw Kuhnel a 2nd inning in a tie game?

Worn out?

or just shitty?

 

just be happy it’s not Montero …

although he’s probably coming 

Edited July 17, 2023 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78730]

you send everyone vs the Astros 

[UTexasFight 9819]

Ward v Meyers: worst OF arms in MLB

[Smax 3800]

These contracts are absurd, owners/teams.need to say enough, won't happen but it needs to.

[cabowabo 4692]

What the fuck are you doing Dusty??

[UTexasFight 9819]

Omg Dusty 

Unintentional intentional walk is fine…

if you have a catcher you know is going to catch everything.

 

we don’t have that

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Montero warming up !

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

lack of hits with 0-1 outs.  Altuve and Alvarez would fill in those gaps for a massive boost in production. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Worn out?

or just shitty?

 

just be happy it’s not Montero …

although he’s probably coming 

Got dammit 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Their rally starts with a barely fair blooper by a guy named for a vegetable. I believe that sums up our season to this point. 

[David Dennison 19564]

This season needs to hurry up.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

4 games back of Texas now. 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

[Rip76 5022]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Their rally starts with a barely fair blooper by a guy named for a vegetable. I believe that sums up our season to this point. 

We are cabbage.

The devil’s lettuce, if you will.

[cabowabo 4692]

Lol. Fuck this team. 

[David Dennison 19564]

Three years.

[Rip76 5022]

4 back

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Thats ballgame

[Macklemore 2945]

Fuck you Montero and Dusty.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

i'm not blaming Montero for this loss, but the LOBreu. 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Dear Lord

[Guadaloopy 11138]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i'm not blaming Montero for this loss, but the LOBreu. 

Bullshit.  He nearly had another 3 run HR and almost had a double past 3B.   Thems the breaks.  

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Well, that's that. When do pitchers and catchers report? I mean, if we have any?