2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Can we just have 1 game where we score and the other team doesn’t in the same inning.

[Scraps 13531]

Thanks for scheduling games at Coors Field Dusty you idiot

[Chuckie Finster 22583]

If the playoffs started this weekend (with Framber hurt), I think I’d want France starting game 1. Fuckin yikes.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Bring in machete !!!

[Hornsbay22 461]

All I wanted was for Brown and Diaz to have a shutout so I could come on here and talk shit about Dusty.    Fuck Dusty though he got them out of sync. 🤣

[Mo Horn 8795]

That's not helpful

[Scraps 13531]

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

[rvm96 1643]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

What's the pizza place?

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Just now, rvm96 said:

What's the pizza place?

Domino’s 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

I agree great park, I went in 99 or so. Loves it. Weather, views, great trip 

[Scraps 13531]

What's the pizza place?

No clue its been like 6 yrs since i went there. It is across maybe Blake St. I mean it isn't earth shattering, but they are open after night games if you are drunk and hungry

[Scraps 13531]

Its Ian's Pizza Denver....temp closed got flooded

[WBT 20397]

Ford on the radio said that Chas told Dusty that potw was the first award he's ever won.

I thought for sure he would have been district mvp in hs basketball.

[MirrOlure 14607]

Pena is a zombie. Jeez.

[Scraps 13531]

Blum says Yordan is starting tomorrow for Sugar Land


Okkkkkkkkkkkkk

Ford on the radio said that Chas told Dusty that potw was the first award he's ever won.
I thought for sure he would have been district mvp in hs basketball.

It was a 3 day award too lmao

[Mo Horn 8795]

Jake can't hit, and doesn't play well in CF, why hasn't he been DFA'd yet? 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Jake can't hit, and doesn't play well in CF, why hasn't he been DFA'd yet? 

Because it wouldn't make sense to DFA him.

[Scraps 13531]

Someone on our team hit a homer already

[Mo Horn 8795]

Very unclutch against the vaunted Rockies' bullpen tonight. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

37 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

I saw Sosa hit the longest home run I’ve ever seen in person there when him and McGuire were in that roid chase.

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Right now Rangers leading, Astros losing. Need to control what we can control, but also wtf Rays get it together

[WBT 20397]

Slappy!

[HtownHorn 14446]

Giolito's asking price just tanked. I wouldn't touch him at the trade deadline, which also coincides with how his wife felt about him.

[David Dennison 18604]

Crap.

[WBT 20397]

Leadoff double, doesn't move until a 2 out single but can't score on that.  Furk.

[Mo Horn 8795]

Another fucking wasted chance

[David Dennison 18604]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Leadoff double, doesn't move until a 2 out single but can't score on that.  Furk.

 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Crap.

 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

We should attempt small ball the next time if/when we get a leadoff double.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Pena needs Yordan back quick. Hitting between Altuve and Yordan is only way he can get a pitch he can hit. He ain’t seeing shit in front of Meyers or Maldy at 8 and he isn’t a bad ball hitter. He’s a bad ball swinger and a bad ball misser.

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Giolito's asking price just tanked. I wouldn't touch him  which also coincides with how his wife felt about him.

Stay classy

[Scraps 13531]

Does Stanek give up a bomb over 465ft or 480ft?

[David Dennison 18604]

Wow.

Just wow.

[cabowabo 4449]

Chas killing his trade value. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

shades of Texas Longhorn baseball

[Hornsbay22 461]

This fucking team

[tx 3 putt 76158]

45 minutes ago, WBT said:

Ford on the radio said that Chas told Dusty that potw was the first award he's ever won.

I thought for sure he would have been district mvp in hs basketball.

he doesn’t have to worry about a gold glove 

[David Dennison 18604]

This game is about to be 6-3.

[WBT 20397]

potw went to his head imo

[Scraps 13531]

Lmao dumbass

[perfectchaos007 6593]

thank you pitch clock

[David Dennison 18604]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This game is about to be 6-3.

Yer dumb.

[Scraps 13531]

Free Ks are always welcome

[David Dennison 18604]

Furk.

[Mo Horn 8795]

More runners on, more unclutchness by our big hitters 

We always seem to suck in bullpen games

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Rangers just won again. Need this one 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Neris just needs to load the bases with no outs for him to get going. We saw this a couple weeks ago

[Gourmand 7774]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Jake can't hit, and doesn't play well in CF, why hasn't he been DFA'd yet? 

he is under team control. why would he be DFAd?

[Mo Horn 8795]

Because he's worthless. I'd be fine just sending him down

[Mo Horn 8795]

That was strike 3

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Way to overcome that shitty call, Neris.