2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Can we just have 1 game where we score and the other team doesn’t in the same inning.

[Scraps 13805]

Thanks for scheduling games at Coors Field Dusty you idiot

[Chuckie Finster 23090]

If the playoffs started this weekend (with Framber hurt), I think I’d want France starting game 1. Fuckin yikes.

[tx 3 putt 78716]

Bring in machete !!!

[Hornsbay22 483]

All I wanted was for Brown and Diaz to have a shutout so I could come on here and talk shit about Dusty.    Fuck Dusty though he got them out of sync. 🤣

[Mo Horn 8939]

That's not helpful

[Scraps 13805]

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

[rvm96 1643]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

What's the pizza place?

[tx 3 putt 78716]

Just now, rvm96 said:

What's the pizza place?

Domino’s 

[tx 3 putt 78716]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

I agree great park, I went in 99 or so. Loves it. Weather, views, great trip 

[Scraps 13805]

What's the pizza place?

No clue its been like 6 yrs since i went there. It is across maybe Blake St. I mean it isn't earth shattering, but they are open after night games if you are drunk and hungry

[Scraps 13805]

Its Ian's Pizza Denver....temp closed got flooded

[WBT 20989]

Ford on the radio said that Chas told Dusty that potw was the first award he's ever won.

I thought for sure he would have been district mvp in hs basketball.

[MirrOlure 15291]

Pena is a zombie. Jeez.

[Scraps 13805]

Blum says Yordan is starting tomorrow for Sugar Land


Okkkkkkkkkkkkk

Ford on the radio said that Chas told Dusty that potw was the first award he's ever won.
I thought for sure he would have been district mvp in hs basketball.

It was a 3 day award too lmao

[Mo Horn 8939]

Jake can't hit, and doesn't play well in CF, why hasn't he been DFA'd yet? 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Jake can't hit, and doesn't play well in CF, why hasn't he been DFA'd yet? 

Because it wouldn't make sense to DFA him.

[Scraps 13805]

Someone on our team hit a homer already

[Mo Horn 8939]

Very unclutch against the vaunted Rockies' bullpen tonight. 

[Limp Brisket 549]

37 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you haven't been to Coors Field...go.

Nice trip, nice park, nice ballpark museum right down the road, nice pizza spot across the street

Jack Daniels bar high as hell in upper deck that was just in one of the last shots before commercial does specials up until 1st pitch

I saw Sosa hit the longest home run I’ve ever seen in person there when him and McGuire were in that roid chase.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Right now Rangers leading, Astros losing. Need to control what we can control, but also wtf Rays get it together

[WBT 20989]

Slappy!

[HtownHorn 15235]

Giolito's asking price just tanked. I wouldn't touch him at the trade deadline, which also coincides with how his wife felt about him.

[David Dennison 19560]

Crap.

[WBT 20989]

Leadoff double, doesn't move until a 2 out single but can't score on that.  Furk.

[Mo Horn 8939]

Another fucking wasted chance

[David Dennison 19560]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Leadoff double, doesn't move until a 2 out single but can't score on that.  Furk.

 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Crap.

 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

We should attempt small ball the next time if/when we get a leadoff double.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Pena needs Yordan back quick. Hitting between Altuve and Yordan is only way he can get a pitch he can hit. He ain’t seeing shit in front of Meyers or Maldy at 8 and he isn’t a bad ball hitter. He’s a bad ball swinger and a bad ball misser.

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Giolito's asking price just tanked. I wouldn't touch him  which also coincides with how his wife felt about him.

Stay classy

[Scraps 13805]

Does Stanek give up a bomb over 465ft or 480ft?

[David Dennison 19560]

Wow.

Just wow.

[cabowabo 4692]

Chas killing his trade value. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

shades of Texas Longhorn baseball

[Hornsbay22 483]

This fucking team

[tx 3 putt 78716]

45 minutes ago, WBT said:

Ford on the radio said that Chas told Dusty that potw was the first award he's ever won.

I thought for sure he would have been district mvp in hs basketball.

he doesn’t have to worry about a gold glove 

[David Dennison 19560]

This game is about to be 6-3.

[WBT 20989]

potw went to his head imo

[Scraps 13805]

Lmao dumbass

[perfectchaos007 6780]

thank you pitch clock

[David Dennison 19560]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This game is about to be 6-3.

Yer dumb.

[Scraps 13805]

Free Ks are always welcome

[David Dennison 19560]

Furk.

[Mo Horn 8939]

More runners on, more unclutchness by our big hitters 

We always seem to suck in bullpen games

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Rangers just won again. Need this one 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Neris just needs to load the bases with no outs for him to get going. We saw this a couple weeks ago

[Gourmand 7778]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Jake can't hit, and doesn't play well in CF, why hasn't he been DFA'd yet? 

he is under team control. why would he be DFAd?

[Mo Horn 8939]

Because he's worthless. I'd be fine just sending him down

[Mo Horn 8939]

That was strike 3

[Guadaloopy 11137]

Way to overcome that shitty call, Neris.