2023 Houston Astros Thread

[InkaUtexas 25,907]

Someone buy him a beer. Take it from the wreath fund. 

 

[David Dennison 18,854]

Awful.

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

It’s never easy 

[tx 3 putt 76,905]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Awful.

that ten pitch at bat drained him 

[Scraps 13,561]

Nice 77 pitch inning dillweed

[cabowabo 4,484]

I’m just glad Yordan is able to get a much needed additional day (or 2 or 3….) after that grueling rehab assignment with the Space Cowboys.  Maybe he has another head cold??
 

When did baseball players become such gigantic pussies?

Edited July 25, 2023 by cabowabo

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

Down 2-0 and we usually get 1-2 hits by the 6th inning. 

[WBT 20,561]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Love it when baseball jumps continents. And Cricket sucks. 

 

Should have waited for dollar hot dog night tomorrow imo

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT
don't merge me bro

[WBT 20,561]

It's strange how little importance the organization puts on trying to win games this year.

Oh well, we're 7th in attendance I guess.

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT

[UTexasFight 9,431]

I don’t know how I feel about eye black Bregman.

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by UTexasFight
Oppo single points to “ok”

[Mo Horn 8,832]

Not the best of starts 

[WBT 20,561]

Having Yordan up right now might be fun

[Scraps 13,561]

I’m just glad Yordan is able to get a much needed additional day (or 2 or 3….) after that grueling rehab assignment with the Space Cowboys.  Maybe he has another head cold??
 
When did baseball players become such gigantic pussies?

He isn't the pussy....our team managment guys are.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Let’s fuck this dude up!

[WBT 20,561]

rbi machine

[Scraps 13,561]

OU Arlington trash may be the worst kind of trash

[WBT 20,561]

Chazzy Fizz!!

Batting him 5th instead of 7th or 8th seems smart.

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT

[UTexasFight 9,431]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not the best of starts 

Not the worst either 

[rvm96 1,643]

I'm following the game on my phone. Very exciting seeing the ball fly out of the park on the ESPN app, jk

Edited July 25, 2023 by rvm96
Apparently ESPN lied to me

[Smax 3,800]

so close

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

11 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Down 2-0 and we usually get 1-2 hits by the 6th inning. 

Great reverse jinx you genius dumb fuck.

[elfenix 34,230]

CHAZZY MCFIZZ

[Halohal 498]

Nothings going to stop me I'm all the way up...

[elfenix 34,230]

Just now, Smax said:

so close

app had it as a grand slam

[kevwun 15,774]

I don't think Chas needs to be involved in any trade proposals.

[WBT 20,561]

ugly ab for Yainer

[UTexasFight 9,431]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I'm following the game on my phone. Very exciting seeing the ball fly out of the park on the ESPN app

Yeah it just showed 5-2 with Pena at bat on MLB app too

[WBT 20,561]

Productive out

[Scraps 13,561]

Pussy boy ump helping this douche

[Mo Horn 8,832]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Pussy boy Jake helping this douche

FIFY

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

app had it as a grand slam

Fooled Chas, Taveras, and statcast.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Bottom of the order doing their part. But I’ll take it. Let’s go Bielak.

[UTexasFight 9,431]

I’m not sure I’m ready for another game like 3 weeks ago against these guys.

 

please hold a lead in this game 

[cabowabo 4,484]

Throw strikes fuckface. 

[Dutchrudder 11,137]

5 pitch walk followed by a 4 pitch walk...

[Scraps 13,561]

Bruhhh

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Fucks sake

[cabowabo 4,484]

Uhm, time to get someone up. 

[WBT 20,561]

setting up the dp

[David Dennison 18,854]

Nice effort.

[WBT 20,561]

should have been out of the inning

[Honeysucklerose 987]

My God. Gurriel would have had that.

[Mo Horn 8,832]

Abreu should have had that, although on the replay you can see it had a nasty spin. 

[hornmpa96 2,618]

What’s this ole bullshit?

[rvm96 1,643]

I was about to shit talk Abreu's defense there but that bounce was wild

[WBT 20,561]

I would have run on Meyers there

[cabowabo 4,484]

Man, fuck you Abreu. 

[Mo Horn 8,832]

Well fuck

[WBT 20,561]

fucking fuck

[Honeysucklerose 987]

AND THAT. JESUS.