2023 Houston Astros Thread

[InkaUtexas 25486]

Someone buy him a beer. Take it from the wreath fund. 

 

[David Dennison 18646]

Awful.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

It’s never easy 

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Awful.

that ten pitch at bat drained him 

[Scraps 13538]

Nice 77 pitch inning dillweed

[cabowabo 4452]

I’m just glad Yordan is able to get a much needed additional day (or 2 or 3….) after that grueling rehab assignment with the Space Cowboys.  Maybe he has another head cold??
 

When did baseball players become such gigantic pussies?

Edited July 25, 2023 by cabowabo

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Down 2-0 and we usually get 1-2 hits by the 6th inning. 

[WBT 20411]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Love it when baseball jumps continents. And Cricket sucks. 

 

Should have waited for dollar hot dog night tomorrow imo

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT
don't merge me bro

[WBT 20411]

It's strange how little importance the organization puts on trying to win games this year.

Oh well, we're 7th in attendance I guess.

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT

[UTexasFight 9375]

I don’t know how I feel about eye black Bregman.

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by UTexasFight
Oppo single points to “ok”

[Mo Horn 8807]

Not the best of starts 

[WBT 20411]

Having Yordan up right now might be fun

[Scraps 13538]

I’m just glad Yordan is able to get a much needed additional day (or 2 or 3….) after that grueling rehab assignment with the Space Cowboys.  Maybe he has another head cold??
 
When did baseball players become such gigantic pussies?

He isn't the pussy....our team managment guys are.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let’s fuck this dude up!

[WBT 20411]

rbi machine

[Scraps 13538]

OU Arlington trash may be the worst kind of trash

[WBT 20411]

Chazzy Fizz!!

Batting him 5th instead of 7th or 8th seems smart.

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT

[UTexasFight 9375]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not the best of starts 

Not the worst either 

[rvm96 1643]

I'm following the game on my phone. Very exciting seeing the ball fly out of the park on the ESPN app, jk

Edited July 25, 2023 by rvm96
Apparently ESPN lied to me

[Smax 3800]

so close

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

11 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Down 2-0 and we usually get 1-2 hits by the 6th inning. 

Great reverse jinx you genius dumb fuck.

[elfenix 34169]

CHAZZY MCFIZZ

[Halohal 498]

Nothings going to stop me I'm all the way up...

[elfenix 34169]

Just now, Smax said:

so close

app had it as a grand slam

[kevwun 15608]

I don't think Chas needs to be involved in any trade proposals.

[WBT 20411]

ugly ab for Yainer

[UTexasFight 9375]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I'm following the game on my phone. Very exciting seeing the ball fly out of the park on the ESPN app

Yeah it just showed 5-2 with Pena at bat on MLB app too

[WBT 20411]

Productive out

[Scraps 13538]

Pussy boy ump helping this douche

[Mo Horn 8807]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Pussy boy Jake helping this douche

FIFY

[Guadaloopy 10917]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

app had it as a grand slam

Fooled Chas, Taveras, and statcast.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Bottom of the order doing their part. But I’ll take it. Let’s go Bielak.

[UTexasFight 9375]

I’m not sure I’m ready for another game like 3 weeks ago against these guys.

 

please hold a lead in this game 

[cabowabo 4452]

Throw strikes fuckface. 

[Dutchrudder 11113]

5 pitch walk followed by a 4 pitch walk...

[Scraps 13538]

Bruhhh

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Fucks sake

[cabowabo 4452]

Uhm, time to get someone up. 

[WBT 20411]

setting up the dp

[David Dennison 18646]

Nice effort.

[WBT 20411]

should have been out of the inning

[Honeysucklerose 957]

My God. Gurriel would have had that.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Abreu should have had that, although on the replay you can see it had a nasty spin. 

[hornmpa96 2598]

What’s this ole bullshit?

[rvm96 1643]

I was about to shit talk Abreu's defense there but that bounce was wild

[WBT 20411]

I would have run on Meyers there

[cabowabo 4452]

Man, fuck you Abreu. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Well fuck

[WBT 20411]

fucking fuck

[Honeysucklerose 957]

AND THAT. JESUS.