2023 Houston Astros Thread

[InkaUtexas 26891]

Someone buy him a beer. Take it from the wreath fund. 

 

[David Dennison 19542]

Awful.

[tx 3 putt 78682]

It’s never easy 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Awful.

that ten pitch at bat drained him 

[Scraps 13800]

Nice 77 pitch inning dillweed

[cabowabo 4691]

I’m just glad Yordan is able to get a much needed additional day (or 2 or 3….) after that grueling rehab assignment with the Space Cowboys.  Maybe he has another head cold??
 

When did baseball players become such gigantic pussies?

Edited July 25, 2023 by cabowabo

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

Down 2-0 and we usually get 1-2 hits by the 6th inning. 

[WBT 20979]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Love it when baseball jumps continents. And Cricket sucks. 

 

Should have waited for dollar hot dog night tomorrow imo

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT
don't merge me bro

[WBT 20979]

It's strange how little importance the organization puts on trying to win games this year.

Oh well, we're 7th in attendance I guess.

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT

[UTexasFight 9818]

I don’t know how I feel about eye black Bregman.

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by UTexasFight
Oppo single points to “ok”

[Mo Horn 8938]

Not the best of starts 

[WBT 20979]

Having Yordan up right now might be fun

[Scraps 13800]

I’m just glad Yordan is able to get a much needed additional day (or 2 or 3….) after that grueling rehab assignment with the Space Cowboys.  Maybe he has another head cold??
 
When did baseball players become such gigantic pussies?

He isn't the pussy....our team managment guys are.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Let’s fuck this dude up!

[WBT 20979]

rbi machine

[Scraps 13800]

OU Arlington trash may be the worst kind of trash

[WBT 20979]

Chazzy Fizz!!

Batting him 5th instead of 7th or 8th seems smart.

Edited July 25, 2023 by WBT

[UTexasFight 9818]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not the best of starts 

Not the worst either 

[rvm96 1643]

I'm following the game on my phone. Very exciting seeing the ball fly out of the park on the ESPN app, jk

Edited July 25, 2023 by rvm96
Apparently ESPN lied to me

[Smax 3800]

so close

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

11 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Down 2-0 and we usually get 1-2 hits by the 6th inning. 

Great reverse jinx you genius dumb fuck.

[elfenix 34751]

CHAZZY MCFIZZ

[Halohal 525]

Nothings going to stop me I'm all the way up...

[elfenix 34751]

Just now, Smax said:

so close

app had it as a grand slam

[kevwun 16438]

I don't think Chas needs to be involved in any trade proposals.

[WBT 20979]

ugly ab for Yainer

[UTexasFight 9818]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I'm following the game on my phone. Very exciting seeing the ball fly out of the park on the ESPN app

Yeah it just showed 5-2 with Pena at bat on MLB app too

[WBT 20979]

Productive out

[Scraps 13800]

Pussy boy ump helping this douche

[Mo Horn 8938]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Pussy boy Jake helping this douche

FIFY

[Guadaloopy 11130]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

app had it as a grand slam

Fooled Chas, Taveras, and statcast.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Bottom of the order doing their part. But I’ll take it. Let’s go Bielak.

[UTexasFight 9818]

I’m not sure I’m ready for another game like 3 weeks ago against these guys.

 

please hold a lead in this game 

[cabowabo 4691]

Throw strikes fuckface. 

[Dutchrudder 11243]

5 pitch walk followed by a 4 pitch walk...

[Scraps 13800]

Bruhhh

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Fucks sake

[cabowabo 4691]

Uhm, time to get someone up. 

[WBT 20979]

setting up the dp

[David Dennison 19542]

Nice effort.

[WBT 20979]

should have been out of the inning

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

My God. Gurriel would have had that.

[Mo Horn 8938]

Abreu should have had that, although on the replay you can see it had a nasty spin. 

[hornmpa96 2668]

What’s this ole bullshit?

[rvm96 1643]

I was about to shit talk Abreu's defense there but that bounce was wild

[WBT 20979]

I would have run on Meyers there

[cabowabo 4691]

Man, fuck you Abreu. 

[Mo Horn 8938]

Well fuck

[WBT 20979]

fucking fuck

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

AND THAT. JESUS.