2023 Houston Astros Thread

[TexArcher 37506]

That pitch is 4 fucking inches low.

[UTHornFan014 710]

This ump can suck my balls

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

If fucking Meyers is on this team past Aug 1 I think my head will explode. I dont care how many times people say he’s a good player my eyes will never believe it.

[Mo Horn 8807]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

If fucking Meyers is on this team past Aug 1 I think my head will explode. I dont care how many times people say he’s a good player my eyes will never believe it.

Nobody is going to take him in a trade, and they're not going to dfa him, so I'm guessing he will be. 

[rvm96 1643]

Bielak was not good tonight but he wasn't terrible. Abreu could have picked him up in a big way. 

[HtownHorn 14468]

Dusty shocked that you can search matchups with your hitters. This new fangled managing is lost on him.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Needs to be our inning right here. Do it. 

[tx 3 putt 76296]

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bielak was not good tonight but he wasn't terrible. Abreu could have picked him up in a big way. 

he’s our #2, but the rangers are good 

[rvm96 1643]

That bobble head does not look anything like Yordan

[tx 3 putt 76296]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Someone buy him a beer. Take it from the wreath fund. 

 

Is he the whistler ????

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Gray owns Tuck 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Don't fuck this up Abreu

Edited July 25, 2023 by Mo Horn

[HtownHorn 14468]

K on a pitch 15" off the plate or a GIDP.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Kalas just makes up shit.

[Mo Horn 8807]

OK Chas... keep your hot streak going and be the hero tonight. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is he the whistler ????

Gray owns Tuck

 

The whistler is definitely a Rangers fan.  I just watched the 2 immaculate innings game in Arlington.   He's clearly heard during Maton's inning. 

 

 

 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

K on a pitch 15" off the plate or a GIDP.

[HtownHorn 14468]

That is your blue print Yanier.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Team baseball is the best baseball. Love productive outs.

[Mo Horn 8807]

At least they were both productive outs that tied the game 

[runthebone 7931]

Just hope Pena doesn't fuck it up for Meyers and Maldonado.

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Nice, tied up the game at least. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Peña is such a buzz kill.

[UTexasFight 9375]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Kalas just makes up shit.

Between that and the whistler and other overly sensitive field mics, I’m only radio broadcasts these days.

 

 

the amount of off days Sparks gets is annoying though.

eschenfelder back on the broadcast tonight. I feel like Sparks has been out more this month than Yordan 

[tx 3 putt 76296]

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Between that and the whistler and other overly sensitive field mics, I’m only radio broadcasts these days.

 

 

the amount of off days Sparks gets is annoying though.

eschenfelder back on the broadcast tonight. I feel like Sparks has been out more this month than Yordan 

Ford and Sparky are so damn good 

[Mo Horn 8807]

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

[tx 3 putt 76296]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

have to start burning up some of the back end arms 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Koufax reborn!

[UTexasFight 9375]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

Give him one more!

[Rip76 4912]

Hell yes.

 

[Hammerin Hank 1224]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

3 ks. Just like he drew it up

[tx 3 putt 76296]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Koufax reborn!

maybe he can grow some confidence 

[WBT 20411]

Parker Mushinski is the hero we deserve

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Hell of an inning for Mush

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Struck out the side, nice job Mush

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Mushinski earned the n instead of the t tonight.   Well done, kid.  

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

Stanek did it 2 days ago

[Mo Horn 8807]

I have no words left to describe the worthlessness that is Jake Myers. 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Maton on next

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Meyers looks awful at bat, should be replaced with Julks if he gets up again. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Meyers is a liability in the outfield and at the plate. Dude should be fighting for a lineup spot on the Space Cowboys not the Astros

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

[rvm96 1643]

On 8/25/2021 at 10:01 AM, Mo Horn said:

I'm definitely in the Meyers over Chas camp. I think he has more upside, especially long term. I think both will be overmatched in the playoffs, but Jake will do better. Plus, him getting the experience will have a big payoff in the future. Chas will have a role, but should not start. 

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I have no words left to describe the worthlessness that is Jake Myers. 

[David Dennison 18646]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

They should mock us roundly for trotting him out there every day.

[Scraps 13538]

Only 5th lowest? Come on we can get you down to 1st

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Maldy is due for a homerun here soon. Maldy for the walkoff

[Mo Horn 8807]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

 

Wow, nice find. Yup. Happy to eat those words. I'll own up to being dead wrong. 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Mo Horn

[hornmpa96 2598]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

Wow - It’s hard to imagine there are 4 hitters worse than Maldonado.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

 

My man came with receipts. Well played

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Wow, nice find. Yup. Happy to eat those words. I'll own up to being dead wound like wrong. 

Not going to lie, I searched for it and at first was like wow he hated him all along. I was about to quote one of those and  be like "he knew".