2023 Houston Astros Thread

[TexArcher 39072]

That pitch is 4 fucking inches low.

[UTHornFan014 755]

This ump can suck my balls

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

If fucking Meyers is on this team past Aug 1 I think my head will explode. I dont care how many times people say he’s a good player my eyes will never believe it.

[Mo Horn 8938]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

If fucking Meyers is on this team past Aug 1 I think my head will explode. I dont care how many times people say he’s a good player my eyes will never believe it.

Nobody is going to take him in a trade, and they're not going to dfa him, so I'm guessing he will be. 

[rvm96 1643]

Bielak was not good tonight but he wasn't terrible. Abreu could have picked him up in a big way. 

[HtownHorn 15236]

Dusty shocked that you can search matchups with your hitters. This new fangled managing is lost on him.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Needs to be our inning right here. Do it. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bielak was not good tonight but he wasn't terrible. Abreu could have picked him up in a big way. 

he’s our #2, but the rangers are good 

[rvm96 1643]

That bobble head does not look anything like Yordan

[tx 3 putt 78682]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Someone buy him a beer. Take it from the wreath fund. 

 

Is he the whistler ????

 

Edited July 25, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 78682]

Gray owns Tuck 

[Mo Horn 8938]

Don't fuck this up Abreu

Edited July 25, 2023 by Mo Horn

[HtownHorn 15236]

K on a pitch 15" off the plate or a GIDP.

[HtownHorn 15236]

Kalas just makes up shit.

[Mo Horn 8938]

OK Chas... keep your hot streak going and be the hero tonight. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is he the whistler ????

Gray owns Tuck

 

The whistler is definitely a Rangers fan.  I just watched the 2 immaculate innings game in Arlington.   He's clearly heard during Maton's inning. 

 

 

 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

K on a pitch 15" off the plate or a GIDP.

[HtownHorn 15236]

That is your blue print Yanier.

[HtownHorn 15236]

Team baseball is the best baseball. Love productive outs.

[Mo Horn 8938]

At least they were both productive outs that tied the game 

[runthebone 8377]

Just hope Pena doesn't fuck it up for Meyers and Maldonado.

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Nice, tied up the game at least. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Peña is such a buzz kill.

[UTexasFight 9818]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Kalas just makes up shit.

Between that and the whistler and other overly sensitive field mics, I’m only radio broadcasts these days.

 

 

the amount of off days Sparks gets is annoying though.

eschenfelder back on the broadcast tonight. I feel like Sparks has been out more this month than Yordan 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Between that and the whistler and other overly sensitive field mics, I’m only radio broadcasts these days.

 

 

the amount of off days Sparks gets is annoying though.

eschenfelder back on the broadcast tonight. I feel like Sparks has been out more this month than Yordan 

Ford and Sparky are so damn good 

[Mo Horn 8938]

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

have to start burning up some of the back end arms 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Koufax reborn!

[UTexasFight 9818]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

Give him one more!

[Rip76 5022]

Hell yes.

 

[Hammerin Hank 1268]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

3 ks. Just like he drew it up

[tx 3 putt 78682]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Koufax reborn!

maybe he can grow some confidence 

[WBT 20979]

Parker Mushinski is the hero we deserve

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Hell of an inning for Mush

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Struck out the side, nice job Mush

[Guadaloopy 11130]

Mushinski earned the n instead of the t tonight.   Well done, kid.  

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

Stanek did it 2 days ago

[Mo Horn 8938]

I have no words left to describe the worthlessness that is Jake Myers. 

[UTexasFight 9818]

Maton on next

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Meyers looks awful at bat, should be replaced with Julks if he gets up again. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Meyers is a liability in the outfield and at the plate. Dude should be fighting for a lineup spot on the Space Cowboys not the Astros

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

[rvm96 1643]

On 8/25/2021 at 10:01 AM, Mo Horn said:

I'm definitely in the Meyers over Chas camp. I think he has more upside, especially long term. I think both will be overmatched in the playoffs, but Jake will do better. Plus, him getting the experience will have a big payoff in the future. Chas will have a role, but should not start. 

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I have no words left to describe the worthlessness that is Jake Myers. 

[David Dennison 19542]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

They should mock us roundly for trotting him out there every day.

[Scraps 13800]

Only 5th lowest? Come on we can get you down to 1st

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Maldy is due for a homerun here soon. Maldy for the walkoff

[Mo Horn 8938]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

 

Wow, nice find. Yup. Happy to eat those words. I'll own up to being dead wrong. 

Edited July 25, 2023 by Mo Horn

[hornmpa96 2668]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

Wow - It’s hard to imagine there are 4 hitters worse than Maldonado.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

 

My man came with receipts. Well played

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Wow, nice find. Yup. Happy to eat those words. I'll own up to being dead wound like wrong. 

Not going to lie, I searched for it and at first was like wow he hated him all along. I was about to quote one of those and  be like "he knew".