2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Does this work?https://cloud.tapatalk.com/s/6431bc1ed5d1b/VID_110151004_194136_209.mp4

Nope. 

[kevwun 16442]

Works on an iPhone 

[Scraps 13807]

Maton in....martinez immediately warming lol

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Y’all keep talking shit Maton !!!

[Scraps 13807]

Just told Tucker i need a HR this inning come see me....we will see how this works out

[HtownHorn 15235]

Going to need 2 from Maton today. Fuck me.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Maton in....martinez immediately warming lol

They just showed you / your area 

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Works on an iPhone 

This, great video 

[Scraps 13807]

Fail

[billfromlaketravis 11829]

Seth Martinez. Please discuss. 

[Scraps 13807]

Martinez can go to Sugar Land any day now

[UTHornFan014 755]

Even worse is that the guy who should be our catcher this year drove in that run 

[billfromlaketravis 11829]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Seth Martinez. Please discuss. 

Staggering that he made the club. So let's say he's the 23rd -25th man up. Why the f*** is playing so much? 

[Scraps 13807]

Don't yall get boners all at once....Stanek warming up

[tx 3 putt 78717]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Staggering that he made the club. So let's say he's the 23rd -25th man up. Why the f*** is playing so much? 

martinez had a 2.09 era last year. He’s good young arm. 

[billfromlaketravis 11829]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Don't yall get boners all at once....Stanek warming up

After finally winning it all as a manager, the Dodgers activated their Manchurian Candidate, Dusty Baker. 

[Scraps 13807]

Pena needs to go to Sugar Land too jfc

[tx 3 putt 78717]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Don't yall get boners all at once....Stanek warming up

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

We score and pitching disappears. Classic.

[kevwun 16442]

Peña’s going for back to back sombreros.

[Guest]

Pena going for B2B Golden Sombreros.

 

Edit; there's an echo in here.

Edited April 8, 2023 by slorch

[billfromlaketravis 11829]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

martinez had a 2.09 era last year. He’s good young arm. 

He's better than Blanco? 

[David Dennison 19560]

We have striking out down pat.

[WBT 20989]

So the starter only goes 4 but we're in a tie game.  Seems like a good time to me to go to your long man who hasn't pitched in 5 days.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

Just now, kevwun said:

Peña’s going for back to back sombreros.

[billfromlaketravis 11829]

Really bad call on Hensley. That's a ball all day everyday on any player 6'3'' or under. 

[UTHornFan014 755]

Think we pissed off the ump barking at him last inning based on that strike out on Hensley 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Pena has K'd in 7 of his last 8 ABs, right? Was it 7 in a row? 

[Guest]

Dusty needs to wake some people the fuck up.  Including his own damned self.

Edited April 8, 2023 by slorch

[Scraps 13807]

Diaz was droppin bombs in BP...need to PH here

[billfromlaketravis 11829]

So why is Kalas taking up for Maldy now? If the shadows bothered Maldy, they would have also bothered the Twins catcher. I get a little sick of this TexAgs like top-down messaging bullshit. 

If Maldy is the tits on defense, where's his Astros Gold Glove? 

Edited April 8, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Scraps 13807]

Oh nevermind lets just K again

[Scraps 13807]

Montero up

[Scraps 13807]

I think i hate this team

[Guest]

Astros ABs today.   Good fucking lord.

[Scraps 13807]

Kyle Farmer buttfucks our pitchers balls deep

[UTHornFan014 755]

Glad we have Maldy at catcher instead of Vazquez 🙄

[WBT 20989]

Nevermind, maybe Blanco wasn't the answer.

We really need our starters to start going deeper.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Glad we have Maldy at catcher instead of Vazquez 🙄

biggest mistake in franchise history

[tx 3 putt 78717]

That was a bomb 

[Scraps 13807]

Fuck yo

[UTHornFan014 755]

Our pitching staff is sucking a bunch of dick right now 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

can't pitch, can't hit, can't catch, can't manage, can't front office. 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Fire the GM

[thetruth 149]

Would someone please tell these assholes the season has in fact started and these games count. 

[David Dennison 19560]

26 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He's better than Blanco? 

Heh.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Sweet. Well looks like we’re gonna have to hope our WS hangover wears off at some point and we get it together. There’s a reason teams don’t repeat. And fuck me I wanted to keep Vazquez just for him being about to rake at the plate. We have enough black holes it would be nice to have him as our catcher. 

[Guest]

Maybe Farmer can bat twice in the inning...

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Looks like Maton is the ace of the staff. 

[David Dennison 19560]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sweet. Well looks like we’re gonna have to hope our WS hangover wears off at some point and we get it together. There’s a reason teams don’t repeat. And fuck me I wanted to keep Vazquez just for him being about to rake at the plate. We have enough black holes it would be nice to have him as our catcher. 

Every good team has a stretch or two like this. Hopefully, we're just getting ours out of the way early.

 

 

[Rimbo 27048]