2023 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20397]

Ted!!  2-out rbis get you to heaven.

[Mo Horn 8795]

Not a good AB for breggy

[Gut Wagon 8052]

After the wild pitch, I assumed they'd throw a 3-2 pitch well off the plate to put Tucker on first and set up the RH-RH matchup. Glad they didn't. 

Edited August 2, 2023 by Gut Wagon

[huge 3788]

Also Maldy is by far our most effective bunter.  He's the only one that ever does it.  Kind of surprised they didnt do it there.

Guys scored anyway...

[WBT 20397]

Just now, huge said:

Also Maldy is by far our most effective bunter.  He's the only one that ever does it.  Kind of surprised they didnt do it there.

Yeah, he usually gets them down when he tries.  He usually does it if there are runners on 1st and 2nd but he should be bunting pretty much anytime when a NL pitcher would have.

[Rimbo 25752]

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

We straight up robbed the Mets.

[Mo Horn 8795]

Good thing we're resting yordan tonight. Why would we need another big bat in the lineup tonight? And Maldonado still sucks in RBI opportunities. 

[WBT 20397]

3 frustratingly weak ABs after the first two got on.

[cabowabo 4449]

Lol. If you recall, Maldy lost quite a bit of weight in the off season and looked rather svelte (for him certainly) on opening day.  What the fuck does this guy do during the season when he is not striking out or letting passed balls go by?  Slam cheeseburgers and chocolate malts all day?  He is a true master of his craft. 

[Overlord 366]

Still clean

[Dutchrudder 11103]

Walked 1, and got him on a double play. Still a no no through 5 for Framber!

[Overlord 366]

Since Verlander and Maldy are so tight, does this mean Yanier won’t be catching him?

[runthebone 7929]

9 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Lol. If you recall, Maldy lost quite a bit of weight in the off season and looked rather svelte (for him certainly) on opening day.  What the fuck does this guy do during the season when he is not striking out or letting passed balls go by?  Slam cheeseburgers and chocolate malts all day?  He is a true master of his craft. 

You've obviously never been in an MLB clubhouse.  It's a food orgy

Edited August 2, 2023 by runthebone

[Overlord 366]

Just now, runthebone said:

You've obviously never been in an MLB clubhouse.

Shit, now they gotta bitch handing out B-Vitamin’s on flights for “blood flow”. 
 

Somewhere the 86’ Mets are laughing. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Since Verlander and Maldy are so tight, does this mean Yanier won’t be catching him?

Correct.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

16 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Lol. If you recall, Maldy lost quite a bit of weight in the off season and looked rather svelte (for him certainly) on opening day.  What the fuck does this guy do during the season when he is not striking out or letting passed balls go by?  Slam cheeseburgers and chocolate malts all day?  He is a true master of his craft. 

Camera adds 40lbs 

[WBT 20397]

How many cameras are on him?

[tx 3 putt 76159]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

How many cameras are on him?

The gear bulks him up 

not trolling again, but he’s getting another year 

[Overlord 366]

Framber got rid of the Mardi Gras beads and is back to the diamonds and white gold. 
 

it is working. 

[WBT 20397]

66 pitches

[Mo Horn 8795]

Abreu with the warning track power... although in any other park it's a lazy fly to not so deep left field

[dr99 551]

18 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Walked 1, and got him on a double play. Still a no no through 5 for Framber!

[Mo Horn 8795]

Myers with his typical shitty at bat with runners on base

[WBT 20397]

71 pitches

[WBT 20397]

Most trades with the Cardinals.  I would have guessed Padres or Phillies.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Maldy with the hat trick. May he not get up again to insure avoiding the golden sombrero. 

[RGBIII 22798]

6 more…

[Guadaloopy 10903]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

6 more…

6 more runs tonight would be great.   That MUST be what you are talking about.  

[Guadaloopy 10903]

[Mo Horn 8795]

👀

[Scraps 13531]

Most trades with the Cardinals.  I would have guessed Padres or Phillies.

My thought was Philly....2nd

[mrhorn 1376]

[WBT 20397]

81 pitches.

7-8-9 due up

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Okay Dusty put in Pressley in the 9th to shut the door










/s

[runthebone 7929]

Should make it easier for him and score here.

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

[Overlord 366]

If Shohei Ohtani is the best player ever, why does he have only one shitty assed New Balance commercial? He probably has 75 in Japan. 

[mrhorn 1376]

Anyone know why those top corner seats on the 3rd base side are always completely empty?

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

[Dutchrudder 11103]

No pinch hitter??? 

[runthebone 7929]

Jeez, Verlander really does make this pitching staff better.

 

Congrats to Framber...for doing what Maldonado said to do.

[Js1 85056]

[texashorne 1177]

FRAMBER

[tx 3 putt 76159]

The Framchise !

[Smax 3799]

hell yes

[Huckleberry 32685]

Oh man he hung that one. Worst pitch of the night to finish the no-hitter. 

Awesome

[rvm96 1643]

The Franchise!

[Halohal 498]

How about them apples 

[WBT 20397]

Somebody call the Framber-lamps!!!

[Mo Horn 8795]

NO-NO for Framber.