2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Gut Wagon 8219]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Too bad Hunter went to Cranbrook...thats a private school. That guys a gangster? His real name is Clarence. And Clarence lives alone with both parents. And clarence parents have a real good marriage.
 

[tx 3 putt 78679]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

[Huckleberry 34654]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Meyers 6th ?

Who do you think has the highest OBP of that bottom 4?

[Scraps 13800]

Severino has sucked massive cock. We need to not blow this opportunity to fuck him up more

[Dnaguy 12630]

Can folks in Texas watch on Amazon prime tonight?

 

[UTexasFight 9818]

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Can folks in Texas watch on Amazon prime tonight?

 

Wrong A company 

 

Apple is your only option. Anywhere 

Edited August 4, 2023 by UTexasFight

[tx 3 putt 78679]

Hahahaha duck you Yankees 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Yainer!

[Scraps 13800]

Severino has sucked massive cock. We need to not blow this opportunity to fuck him up more

.

[WBT 20978]

I like Yainer

[UTexasFight 9818]

I literally love this lineup

 

way to not let severino get off the hook 

[dr99 566]

Dusty has been killing the offense having Pena and Abreu batting in the top 5

[henrygandorf 29225]

this lineup is auditioning tonight.  best not to fuck it up.

thanks yainer, see you on monday.

[hornmpa96 2668]

Yainer- Great start!

[WBT 20978]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Yeah i posted that he was called up yesterday.....looks like he actual had the perfect storm happen for him.

My understanding is he was doing well in 6 minor league starts with Min, and he had a timeframe to opt out of his contract which when Ryan got hurt he used .....which in turn gave the Twins two options, release him to sign with whoever or call him up.

Missed that.  Of course I had missed he even signed with the Twins.  Last I heard he was working out at home in Arizona somewhere, enjoying being Mr. Kelly Nash.  Hopefully he can get it together for another playoff run.

[Huckleberry 34654]

Díaz just murders balls in the zone right now. If the org can teach him to control the strike zone he's going to be really fucking good. 

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

Vic would definitely smash the 1B girl. 
 

Also gross.

[Scraps 13800]

Bruh. Don't fuck up this 3 run lead already gangster

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

jake doing work. 

[Scraps 13800]

Damn nice play by Meyers.

Slid into the unprotected bottom of wall that looked like just concrete

[Strat 151]

Jake becoming a Snake on that play. Wow.. 

[WBT 20978]

Nice route Magellan.  At least he caught it.

 

[Lat22 4086]

I know it’s ridiculous, but that ump cam makes me think that I’d be able to get a bat on the ball. 

[runthebone 8377]

21 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Can folks in Texas watch on Amazon prime tonight?

 

No

Walking Pena is not easy

[UTexasFight 9818]

Peña in the 8 hole scares you to death …at least severino 

[henrygandorf 29225]

chas with a tough ab, fouls balls off, takes close pitches, walks.  he's like a different guy. 

you really can't take yainer or chas out of the lineup.  if you need to play maldonado, yainer is your dh.  not sure why it's even a question at this point.  we can have 1 defensive player in and that should be meyers or maldonado.  never both.

[Scraps 13800]

Grand slam master up

[runthebone 8377]

Severino likes middle middle

Works also

[tx 3 putt 78679]

Hahaha serivino hack 

[Scraps 13800]

They just showed Helo in the crowd

[tx 3 putt 78679]

Finish him Yordan 

[Js1 87183]

Just now, Scraps said:

They just showed Helo in the crowd

[tx 3 putt 78679]

Just now, Scraps said:

They just showed Helo in the crowd

Yankee / Cowboys / Lakers jersey 

[runthebone 8377]

Damn

[Scraps 13800]

Yordan got mind fucked by that high strike call

[tx 3 putt 78679]

Damn Alvarez, that was a trash pitch 

Finish him Tuck 

[WBT 20978]

Lame

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Sit. Down. 

[henrygandorf 29225]

"it would really be special to do as a yankee"

get fucked, gerrit.

[Guest]

I still like Gerrit.  Thought he got fucked at the end and just wanted to compete.

Apple TV sucks.  

[WBT 20978]

nice dp

[tx 3 putt 78679]

8 minutes ago, slorch said:

I still like Gerrit.  Thought he got fucked at the end and just wanted to compete.

Apple TV sucks.  

He owes his career to Strommy and the staff, they fixed him and took him to the next level 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*spider tack 

Edited August 5, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 78679]

Fucking little league stadium 

[Scraps 13800]

That was fair?

[WBT 20978]

Where Chas jumped it looked fair

[tx 3 putt 78679]

Just now, Scraps said:

That was fair?

Damn, free chic fil a !!!!

[Scraps 13800]

Ah hit the pole. Wack

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He owes his career to Strommy and the staff, they fixed him and took him to the next level 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*spider tack 

their refusal to put him in the game might not have cost us the WS, but we know what NOT playing him did.

Not disputing Strommy one iota either.  I just didn't have a problem with a guy who was pissed because he wasn't given the opportunity to compete.  he most definitely had earned the chance.

Edited August 5, 2023 by slorch

[Huckleberry 34654]

1 out of 30 homer, right? 

Bush league cracker jack stadium. 

[Huckleberry 34654]

Meyers catch graphic shows the slalom route he took.