2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Oof, all that build up and happy fans for nothing. Just love to see it. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I love watching the Astros strike out Judge.

On 3 pitches lol

[tx 3 putt 76314]

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I love watching the Astros strike out Judge.

[kevwun 15624]

Yordan was moving.

[elfenix 34171]

"that hit was not hit as far, or, as hard"

love robert ford

[Dutchrudder 11115]

That's like the 4th infield hit to third base this game. The Yankees stats guys should probably analyze this or something. 

[dr99 551]

27 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yankees fans throwing beer cans on the field at Meyers.

Cool douchebags

At least it wasn't Tucker or Chas

[Dutchrudder 11115]

The Yankees pinch hit their catcher Higashioka for Judge for that 1 at-bat, and then swapped him for their backup catcher Rortvedt. Odd how they can be so nonchalant about swapping their catcher. 

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Montero about to mow them down

[Scraps 13540]

Montero about to mow them down

Stop doing drugs

[Wulaw Horn 18973]

Fucking Diaz calling the Hr pitch 3 times. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Would like to see us put up a crooked number against Middleton.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Would like to see us put up a crooked number against Middleton.

Ok, well fuck me I guess.

[David Dennison 18652]

Pressly?

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Why is he pitching here???

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Sloppy Pena 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Sloppy Pena 

Have I said I can’t stand him this year?

[Updawg 2261]

Why is he pitching here???

No clue.

[cabowabo 4451]

Why is he pitching here???

Because Dusty

[elfenix 34171]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 76314]

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Why is he pitching here???

He wanted to throw to Diaz !

[WBT 20415]

Good win

[Mo Horn 8807]

Couldn't watch because it was on Apple, but nice to get the win. JV day tomorrow. 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

That probability tracker in the bottom right for Apple TV is really annoying. 

[cabowabo 4451]

Glad the national broadcasts are done this series.

[henrygandorf 29174]

39 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fucking Diaz calling the Hr pitch 3 times. 

2/3 are only homers in yankee stadium.  cool.

[Scraps 13540]

Where's Helobodork?

[Wulaw Horn 18973]

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

2/3 are only homers in yankee stadium.  cool.

He should have known. Some his homework. 

[texashorne 1177]

There's been talk that Bader is a douch and Gardner 2.0 and all that.. then people are like "no, thats just his mouth piece."

Why the hell is he wearing a mouth piece? 

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Nothing worse than dedicating your Friday night to going to the park and watching your home side get their asses kicked by a team you hate. Astros continue to spread the joy 😈

[henrygandorf 29174]

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Yordan Alvarez, against LHP
.306/.380/.588, 164 wRC+ in 644 PA (Career)
.325/.379/.623, 172 wRC+ in 87 PA (2023)

Kyle Tucker, against LHP
.275/.329/.525, 134 wRC+ in 690 PA (Career)
.351/.416/.611, 183 wRC+ in 149 PA (2023)
 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

6 hours ago, texashorne said:

There's been talk that Bader is a douch and Gardner 2.0 and all that.. then people are like "no, thats just his mouth piece."

Why the hell is he wearing a mouth piece? 

A few years down the road, he and Gilbert can vie for being NYC's douchiest athlete. That title will be up for grabs upon the retirement of one Aaron Rodgers. 

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Hunter is settling in. Three QS in a row.

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

Even in a lot of those games that he gave up 4+ runs, it was just one inning where he lost his shit.

[Scraps 13540]

JV Day is back

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Hunter is settling in. Three QS in a row.

Diaz catching him has turned his season around.

[UTPhil2006 3790]

What in the absolute crackhead trash is this 

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

I will legitimately be livid if Dusty returns next year.

[Mez2 4021]

Is there some rule I don't know about where we try to give JV the least amount of runs possible?

[Js1 85095]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Is there some rule I don't know about where we try to give JV the least amount of runs possible?

He demands Maldy at C and Dubon at CF, so Dusty has to get creative with him bizarre decisions (Kessinger wtf)

[Mez2 4021]

[TonyTexas 10481]

I get sitting Diaz vs a LHP, don’t really understand why JV likes Dubon in CF but if that what he want then fine, I guess. But playing Kessinger is inexcusable. 

[kevwun 15624]

Yordan gets moved back down to 5th after hitting a home run?  Jesus fuck Dusty.

[BornOrange 1441]

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yordan gets moved back down to 5th after hitting a home run?  Jesus fuck Dusty.

Duh, he's facing a lefty today....

[Gut Wagon 8052]

5 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Duh, he's facing a lefty today....

Then move him to 2. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I don’t think that it’s that Verlander wants Dubon in center it’s that he absolutely wants nothing to do with Meyers in center. I don’t remember the exact game but I do remember a game where Verlander looked like he was about to lose it after watching noodle arm misplay a ball in center. After that he was done with him. I don’t think he ever played center again behind Verlander. I think I’m remembering that correctly. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Somebody didn’t fill out the lineup card while Dusty was in the shitter this morning. They had one damn job. 

[hornmpa96 2598]

What in the fucking fuck?

Can we leave an empty spot on the roster? This isn’t little league - all of the players aren’t required to play.

Kessinger?

[Guadaloopy 10918]

8 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

What in the fucking fuck?

Can we leave an empty spot on the roster? This isn’t little league - all of the players aren’t required to play.

Kessinger?

Kessinger is going to dump one over that joke of a RF wall today.