2023 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4451]

Damn, they are a joke defensively.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

lol Boston's defense is so trash

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Woooooooooooow, this Red Sox team plays defense like little leaguers. 

[Scraps 13538]

Hoberg you dildo

[cabowabo 4451]

And the bench coach comes out to argue. Dick head.

[UTexasFight 9375]

8 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Lol 2 of those balls were called strikes against Bregman going in the RedSox favor and Cora gets tossed

Fuck off, Alex

[cabowabo 4451]

Y'all keep talking shit about Singleton

[Scraps 13538]

Jon doing work

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

JV with 9 strikeouts and no runs allowed through five innings.  A solid night’s performance.

[Gourmand 7774]

Yall Singleton haters can suck on it!

[Scraps 13538]

JV with 9 strikeouts and no runs allowed through five innings.  A solid night’s performance.

6 innings

[Overlord 366]

I love that guy

[Rip76 4912]

Maybe that “players only” talk sparked something.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Singleton is now JVs personal DH!

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

JV with 9 strikeouts and no runs allowed through five innings.  A solid night’s performance.

6 innings

Even more impressive 

[Gourmand 7774]

2 hours ago, Overlord said:

Singleton will go 0 for 3, with a walk. 
 

Or he’ll get some bullshit infield hit or blooper that came off his bat like a wet noodle. 

in related news, I convinced a buddy of mine to book a two-piece $100 parlay with Red Sox + Rangers 

 

Edited August 23, 2023 by Gourmand

[UTexasFight 9375]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Singleton is now JVs personal DH!

Made that joke when he hit the 2HRs in another JV start

 

dont test Dusty

[Guadaloopy 10917]

There is no way that Urias’ stance is conducive to an efficient baseball swing.   Weirdest stance I’ve ever seen.  

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Yall Singleton haters can suck on it!

He's comfortable in a AAA environment.

[Overlord 366]

I can just see David Hensley and Corey Julks, getting on the bus back to Sugarland before the playoffs  

“Hey Yanier, you coming?”

Not today boys.

Not today. 

[Smax 3800]

Fuck the yankeees

[Guadaloopy 10917]

AL West may look like this by the end of the night:

[Gourmand 7774]

cmon Montero get it together

[David Dennison 18646]

Montero's back.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Montero throwing batting practice again

[Guest]

I'm sorry, but it's weird seeing Turner in anything but Dodger blue...

[Overlord 366]

Fuck Montero. 
 

Regression

[runthebone 7931]

I mean, it's bad to say a guy is a piece of shit, but Montero is a piece of shit pitcher

[Scraps 13538]

Fucking shit down our leg even when we are destroying a loser ass team

[Scraps 13538]

Thank god we didnt have to use another RP

[Gourmand 7774]

Whewing is better than losing

[Guest]

Montero close opportunity...

[elfenix 34170]

Astros win!

[Rip76 4912]

Yes sir.

Let’s go DBacks!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I mean, it's bad to say a guy is a piece of shit, but Montero is a piece of shit pitcher

their RP was even worserer. 

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Yes sir.

Let’s go DBacks!

bases loaded no outs 

Jon Gray yanked after giving up three runs and seven hits

[Mez2 4020]

#HTownPride

[Dutchrudder 11113]

Nice win and a great performance by JV, very happy to see that. Bullpen could have been better, but whatever. 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

5-0 now. Going to bed and hoping the Dbags don’t fuck this up. 
bad night on the wild card scoreboard. Need a good night on the divisional one. Really need Baltimore to take 2/3 with Jays. They play nobody for 12 days straight. 

[Mez2 4020]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Nice win and a great performance by JV, very happy to see that. Bullpen could have been better, but whatever. 

It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile

[Gourmand 7774]

Arizona letting Arlington back in this game

[Scraps 13538]

5-0 now. Going to bed and hoping the Dbags don’t fuck this up. 
bad night on the wild card scoreboard. Need a good night on the divisional one. Really need Baltimore to take 2/3 with Jays. They play nobody for 12 days straight. 

Its Toronto dude....they will find ways to underachieve

[UTexasFight 9375]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

34 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

5-0 now. Going to bed and hoping the Dbags don’t fuck this up. 
bad night on the wild card scoreboard. Need a good night on the divisional one. Really need Baltimore to take 2/3 with Jays. They play nobody for 12 days straight. 

Its Toronto dude....they will find ways to underachieve

That’s how I feel about both the Jays and M’s 

 

Will this year be different? Maybe. But I gotta see them provide it before I take them seriously 

[Scraps 13538]

On paper Toronto should have won the AL East for like the last 10 years now

[tx 3 putt 76297]

Don’t let Singelton get hot and go on a mlb tear 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tx 3 putt 76297]

‘Fuck Off Alex’ …..

hahahaha

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwRH9U5Jo7j/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Rip76 4912]

DBacks about to blow this.

[Rip76 4912]

Let’s go boys!!!!

0.5

[UTexasFight 9375]

0.5 back

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Boo yah!