2023 Houston Astros Thread

[TonyTexas 10482]

Doesn’t sound like amputation was necessary. 
Yordan Alvarez is better. Dusty says they’re hopeful he’s back tomorrow.

[UTexasFight 9376]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Doesn’t sound like amputation was necessary. 
Yordan Alvarez is better. Dusty says they’re hopeful he’s back tomorrow.

So in Dusty speak, that means “Labor Day.”

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

57 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

Best possible lineup they can put together if Yordan is out. 
 

So… is Diaz in the Circle of Dust now? Would he be our DH if the postseason started today? Yordan in LF of course. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

this may be strong in confidence but it's lacking in reality imo., Seattle is a very good, young team with playoff experience that has proven the ability to stay hot for a long time.

[David Dennison 18653]

Enjoy!

 

[henrygandorf 29174]

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Enjoy!

 

he can have my thanks when he pries it out of my cold, dead hand.

[Limp Brisket 546]

42 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Enjoy!

 

Wow

[hornmpa96 2598]

I will give Dusty a hearty Thank you when he retires at the end of this season.

[Wulaw Horn 18977]

I won’t be happy until Dusty and maldonado are keelhauled 

[tx 3 putt 76331]

24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I won’t be happy until Dusty and maldonado are keelhauled 

they’ll both be back next season 

Espada to the Yankees 

[Wulaw Horn 18977]

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

they’ll both be back next season 

Espada to the Yankees 

If you speak this into existence I will hunt you down and gut you. I’m afraid you might be right. 

[tx 3 putt 76331]

WTF !!!

[cabowabo 4452]

Good Lord Jose....

[hornmpa96 2598]

Is this the most “unclutch” Astros defense ever?

[HOOKEM4 5017]

What the fuck dude. 2 games in a row.

[huge 3788]

no blood

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Welcome back new Abreu. Same as the old Abreu.

[Dnaguy 11770]

Can someone explain why last night TBS was a blackout and now I can't watch this on MLBTV tonight too?

MLB blackout rules are a fucking beating. Even when they are nationally televised I can't watch them?

Total bullshit.

[tx 3 putt 76331]

47 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I won’t be happy until Dusty and maldonado are keelhauled 

Keep talking Shit about machete !!! 😂😂😂

[MirrOlure 14623]

Maldy Mash!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Americas catcher!

[tx 3 putt 76331]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Can someone explain why last night TBS was a blackout and now I can't watch this on MLBTV tonight too?

MLB blackout rules are a fucking beating. Even when they are nationally televised I can't watch them?

Total bullshit.

because you touch yourself 

[Scraps 13541]

Fucking idiot

Should still be a homer but come the fuck on vato

[hornmpa96 2598]

Maldy giving the Hook ‘em to his fans at Surly as he crosses home plate.

[huge 3788]

You just missed a Majestic Maldy Mammoth Masterpiece (bomb)

[tx 3 putt 76331]

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Maldy giving the Hook ‘em to his fans at Surly as he crosses home plate.

he reads this thread 

[TonyTexas 10482]

Not watching. What did Abreu do that has everyone clutching pearls?

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Can someone explain why last night TBS was a blackout and now I can't watch this on MLBTV tonight too?

MLB blackout rules are a fucking beating. Even when they are nationally televised I can't watch them?

Total bullshit.

I'm not allowed to discuss it.

You assessment is not incorrect.

[Dnaguy 11770]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

because you touch yourself 

Yeah but not at night.

It's throughout the day. On the hour. 

Every. single. day.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Not watching. What did Abreu do that has everyone clutching pearls?

Weak fly to shallow outfield for an out.

[MirrOlure 14623]

No Esteban Bartman here…move along

[UTexasFight 9376]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Enjoy!

 

Yeah. The organization will thank you for missing out on a rookie of the year and the extra draft pick next year because you’re stubborn ass refused to play him more often than not the first 4+ months of the year.

And Schwab’s company-line reply about “intangibles“ needed at the catcher position that he needs to learn…I’m betting Diaz can still pick those up before games and on the bench between coming up to bat every 2 or 3 innings as the DH and regularly hitting 110+ mph piss rockets.

Nevermind Maldy, absolutely no excuse for him to still be behind guys like Julks and Meyers in PAs with the injuries to Yordan opening up a huge # of DH opportunities.

 

[Dnaguy 11770]

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

No Esteban Bartman here…move along

 

I actually believe that Astros fan is actually Esteban Barthombre

[Dnaguy 11770]

Urquidy doing urquidy things. Sorry for spelling.

 

Sometimes strikes aren't always the best things to throw.

 

Oh well. Let the office keep scoring.

Edited August 24, 2023 by Dnaguy

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Urquidy doing urquidy things. Sorry for spelling.

 

Sometimes strikes aren't always the best things to throw.

 

Oh well. Let the office keep scoring.

the ball that Verdugo hit was up and away.  It wasn't a mistake pitch.  It was a great swing of the bat.

[David Dennison 18653]

Come on, dude.

[cabowabo 4452]

Get your shit together Jose. 

[Dnaguy 11770]

jesus

[David Dennison 18653]

More runs, please.

[huge 3788]

whew, could have been a real shitpile there

Great final pitch.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Sale has guns like a grasshopper.

[tx 3 putt 76331]

Maybe Abreu is waking up 

Edited August 24, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Abreu had some new voodoo beads. 
 

[UTexasFight 9376]

35 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Can someone explain why last night TBS was a blackout and now I can't watch this on MLBTV tonight too?

MLB blackout rules are a fucking beating. Even when they are nationally televised I can't watch them?

Total bullshit.

Correct. Not when AT&T sportsnet is also broadcasting and you are in the defined Astros territory.

[Dnaguy 11770]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Correct. Not when AT&T sportsnet is also broadcasting and you are in the defined Astros territory.

What's an ATT sportnset?

 

[TonyTexas 10482]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maybe Abreu is waking up 

He’s Rumplestiltskin waking up from a 2 week nap. 

[Dnaguy 11770]

sorry. wrong thread.

Edited August 24, 2023 by Dnaguy

[kevwun 15631]

A friend texted me that since his 2020 deal, Sale has been paid roughly 5 million per start.

[UTexasFight 9376]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwS41SuhNqV/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Gourmand 7774]

anyone got a link?