2023 Houston Astros Thread

[David Dennison 18,603]

Friggin' April.

[Welch 635]

Neanderthal Rangers using sac bunts to create two runs.  

Much more fun to swing away and GIDP like we do, imo.

[WBT 20,397]

I'd say the check swing hit and the bloop hit off the hands did a lot more good than the bunt

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

1 minute ago, Welch said:

Neanderthal Rangers using sac bunts to create two runs. 

That's so second millennium of them. 

[David Dennison 18,603]

Oh, sure, NOW you hit a HR.

[Wulaw Horn 18,963]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Oh, sure, NOW you hit a HR.

He draws a decent amount of walks and occasionally runs into one. I have no idea what the numbers are as to if he’s more likely to run into one with the bases empty vs traffic. 
get a fucking big fly here Abreu. 

[WBT 20,397]

I was told Abreu was an rbi machine?

[Honeysucklerose 957]

I was told Abreu was an rbi machine?

Exactly. Bring back Yuli

[WBT 20,397]

Money Maton!

[Wulaw Horn 18,963]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Money Maton!

I TOLD YOU HE WAS GREAT @LCHorn

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

I was told Abreu was an rbi machine?

Biggest disappointment of the year so far to me. Well, tie with Garcia anyway. 

[WBT 20,397]

I mean, there's no reason Maton shouldn't have a great year.  He has good stuff and relief pitchers bounce up and down so much year to year.

[WBT 20,397]

Lulz at that 0.00 ERA and 6.70 xFIP for Dunning

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

No updates on chas is weird 

Edited April 15, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Go Maldy Go !

[perfectchaos007 6,593]

Meyers at leadoff seems like a recipe for a certain Loss

[Wulaw Horn 18,963]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No updates on chas is weird 

Didn’t look like anything. Really weird. 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Meyers at leadoff seems like a recipe for a certain Loss

Not great Bob. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No updates on chas is weird 

hmmm that is weird. did Chas get cross with Dusty?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Bochy looks like he can barely walk to the mound

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Chas - vision issues 

[Guest]

As a Techsan, of course I like Jung.  His mannerisms in the batter's box make him look like he chugged 12 cups of coffee before the game.

[WBT 20,397]

Vision issues?  wtf?

[HtownHorn 14,446]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

I'd say the check swing hit and the bloop hit off the hands did a lot more good than the bunt

Other than the bunt made the infield play in which allowed the bloop hit.

[HtownHorn 14,446]

47 minutes ago, WBT said:

I mean, there's no reason Maton shouldn't have a great year.  He has good stuff and relief pitchers bounce up and down so much year to year.

Same with Smith, who still owns the Astros lately.

Edited April 15, 2023 by HtownHorn

[HtownHorn 14,446]

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Vision issues?  wtf?

Is this the equivalent of anal fissures?

[HtownHorn 14,446]

I think we can also end the Ronel Blanco experiment.

[dr99 551]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Is this the equivalent of anal fissures?

brown eye vision issues

[David Dennison 18,603]

6-8

Right on schedule.

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Garcia - 7.71 era 

🥺🥺🥺

[Wulaw Horn 18,963]

We want Whitley, clap clap clap clap clap. 
we want Whitley. 

[perfectchaos007 6,593]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Garcia - 7.71 era 

🥺🥺🥺

Pitch clock's biggest casualty? 

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Pitch clock's biggest casualty? 

his ball isn’t moving at all 

[Rip76 4,909]

54 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

6-8

Right on schedule.

 

[Hornsbay22 461]

If Garcia is going to keep going with the Serena Williams look he better start winning like her

[Guest]

He needs to lose the braids and be free...

[Gourmand 7,774]

12 hours ago, Rip76 said:

 

Reminder that their record at the end of April 2022 was 11-10.

Definitely trending that way, or worse, for April 2023. 

Can this team reel off an 11-gm winning streak like they did early last May and then finish May with a 32-18 overall record?

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

11 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Reminder that their record at the end of April 2022 was 11-10.

Definitely trending that way, or worse, for April 2023. 

Can this team reel off an 11-gm winning streak like they did early last May and then finish May with a 32-18 overall record?

no

[Rip76 4,909]

No 

[David Dennison 18,603]

Maybe.

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

[WBT 20,397]

2B back to leadoff!  Show me a loss!

[Gourmand 7,774]

We lost our first game to the Rangers last year as well. 

Can't win the WS without losing that game to Arlington first!

[Hank Chinaski 6,310]

45 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Can't win the WS without losing that game to Arlington first!

Or with a mediocre pitching staff. 

[formermav43 4,599]

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Reminder that their record at the end of April 2022 was 11-10.

Definitely trending that way, or worse, for April 2023. 

Can this team reel off an 11-gm winning streak like they did early last May and then finish May with a 32-18 overall record?

The Orioles had a 10 game winning streak last season in the middle of an 83 win season. Of course they can - baseball is weird. 

[runthebone 7,929]

Jackie Robinson, Mauricio Dubon...two second basemen with a place in baseball history.  One broke the race barrier and one...the Honduras World Series barrier?

 

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Nothing serious …

 

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Quick inning for brother brown 

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Dubon !!!

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

Free wings !

[David Dennison 18,603]

El oh el.

Everything about this team is a bit off right now.

Edited April 15, 2023 by David Dennison

[cabowabo 4,449]

Full retard.