2023 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 7932]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Framber either gives up 0 hits or gets rocked the past month lol

He would be a god in the AL Central.  I guess a lot of guys would.

[UTexasFight 9379]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Framber either gives up 0 hits or gets rocked the past month lol

He was not exactly sharp tonight. But did get a lot of weak contact on the infield facing a weak offense 

[Scraps 13542]

He was not exactly sharp tonight. But did get a lot of weak contact on the infield facing a weak offense 

Yeah which he had not been doing. He is a ground ball pitcher who has been giving up waaaay too many fly balls....a lot dropping in and going over fence

[Guest]

Best part of that sequence was seeing Altuve trotting off the infield following the relay for the DP.

[David Dennison 18655]

The best pop ups.

[runthebone 7932]

What a clusterfuck this game is.  Might as well win it.

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

What a shitty baseball team we are right now. 

[UTexasFight 9379]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He was not exactly sharp tonight. But did get a lot of weak contact on the infield facing a weak offense 

Yeah which he had not been doing. He is a ground ball pitcher who has been giving up waaaay too many fly balls....a lot dropping in and going over fence

Yeah. And started off that way tonight too

Thankfully tucker’s glove dropped in at the right spot on the other side of the fence

[Overlord 366]

You join the 30/30 club, you’re doing something right. 

[rvm96 1643]

Is it just me or does Tucker look in discomfort after that slide?

Edited August 26, 2023 by rvm96

[Guest]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Is it just me or does Tucker looks in discomfort after that slide?

He looked gruntled when he had to return to first base on that Yordan FB just off the right field line.

Ted has some strange idiosyncrasies  

[Scraps 13542]

Is it just me or does Tucker looks in discomfort after that slide?

I think he just thinks he ripped his draws

[Guest]

C'mon Yainer!!!

[runthebone 7932]

I would leave Alvarez in, who gives a fuck about run #3.

[Scraps 13542]

I would leave Alvarez in, who gives a fuck about run #3.

Well since we idiotically are playing Yordan in the field it is also defensive sub anyway

[David Dennison 18655]

Offensive juggernaut.

[Overlord 366]

After Yainer catches for a full 2 seasons he ain’t gonna be running like that anymore. 

[Guest]

Just now, Overlord said:

After Yainer catches for a full 2 seasons he ain’t gonna be running like that anymore. 

so in 2030?

[UTexasFight 9379]

Framber telling Abreu where he expects to get his steak dinner from tonight 

 

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

Good job not catching strike 3 maldy. 

[Scraps 13542]

Nice swings Erykah badu

[runthebone 7932]

Letting Cabrera's slow ass run?

[Scraps 13542]

Not pinch running for Miggy is a massive fail.

He has a 0 run score on mlb 2022. A fucking 0



Ok there they go

[David Dennison 18655]

This might suck.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

[UTexasFight 9379]

The fucking worst 

[runthebone 7932]

This team deserves to lose and have it be a no hitter.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

[David Dennison 18655]

Yep. It sucks.

[UTexasFight 9379]

Dusty vs Hinch from the clubhouse zombie ball will be a real joy

 

 

if we can get it there 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Good Lord. And he’s gonna not be available the next two nights

[cabowabo 4452]

Passed ball time. Lol. 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Dusty vs Hinch from the clubhouse zombie ball will be a real joy

 

 

if we can get it there 

Hinch was ejected

[David Dennison 18655]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Dusty vs Hinch from the clubhouse zombie ball will be a real joy

 

 

if we can get it there 

Narrator: We can't.

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

If you didn’t see this coming you don’t know shitty baseball. 

[UTexasFight 9379]

[Js1 85104]

L O fucking L

[Overlord 366]

I just don’t understand it. 
 

What happened to every single pitcher in the offseason?

It’s like they are completely different. 
 

There was none of this bullshit last year. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

This team

[runthebone 7932]

Well, that was a fair result

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

I guess Maldy didn’t relax Pressley enough.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Everyone in Houston felt  that coming

[cabowabo 4452]

Am I allowed to say fuck this team?  Thank God college football is about to start up. 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

There is no bottom.  

[UTexasFight 9379]

9 hole hitter dude 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

We won’t make the playoffs

[tx 3 putt 76346]

Why’d maldy let Diaz call a for a hr ???

[UTexasFight 9379]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Hinch was ejected

No shit 

[rvm96 1643]

The one at bat I didn't get was Cabrera. Why didn't Ryan challenge him inside?