2023 Houston Astros Thread

[YChang 3,570]

Man I hope todays success finally gets the offense going semi-consistently. 

[David Dennison 19,560]

Good job, Phil.

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Maton is worse than a position player pitcher

[Overlord 366]

I’m totally ok with the home run. 

[WBT 20,990]

Money Maton may go down as giving up Miggy's last HR

[runthebone 8,379]

Maton sucks, but Baez sucks more.

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Texans getting the best of the Lions 14-3 today is not what I expected 

[WBT 20,990]

Tying and go ahead runners on for Minnesota in the 8th

[Dnaguy 12,654]

4 minutes ago, YChang said:

Man I hope todays success finally gets the offense going semi-consistently. 

 

You think Dusty is going to let this offense find a rhythm? 

[tx 3 putt 78,717]

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Man I hope todays success finally gets the offense going semi-consistently. 

so dubon in cf, singelton at 1st and maldy catching, until the end of the season ?

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Diaz has will have the most unlikely 25 home run season in the history of baseball. 

Seriously, who finishes with more dingers in 2023, Alvarez or Diaz? I'm leaning to the latter. 

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Pena doing something jose has never done 

[tx 3 putt 78,717]

Martin Maldonado now has hit more home runs this season than Jeremy Peña and Jose Abreu. It’s his 11th.

[Overlord 366]

Damn, JP had a great opportunity for the cycle with a position player on the mound. 
 

But he can’t hit the ball in the air. At least not high enough to clear a wall. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

29 minutes ago, WBT said:

Shh...pretty soon surly will be diagnosing him with another broken hamate.

I would be nice if he snapped out of it though.

I did start to mention something about this being about the time last year that he had the hand soreness and what not but I wasn’t going to jinx him. I have a knack for Murphy-ing shit up. But since y’all brought it up…He needs to drink some milk or something. 

[UTexasFight 9,819]

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Seriously, who finishes with more dingers in 2023, Alvarez or Diaz? I'm leaning to the latter. 

19 in 86 games for Diaz

21 in 84 games for Yordan.

 

Must. Resist. Dusty-bashing. Post….

[David Dennison 19,560]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Tying and go ahead runners on for Minnesota in the 8th

Will Smith on the mound.

[tx 3 putt 78,717]

Don’t let Julks catch on 🔥🔥🔥 and carry this team in sept !!!!!

[UTexasFight 9,819]

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Texans getting the best of the Lions 14-3 today is not what I expected 

Edit.

late 4th quarter field goal for the houston squad

[David Dennison 19,560]

Dang Twins.

Edited August 27, 2023 by David Dennison

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

Well ledge…until next time.
I’m back baby! 

[kevwun 16,444]

That guy would have walked every batter he faced if they weren't swinging at foot high pitches.

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

No longer a realistic football score. Thanks Stanek

[David Dennison 19,560]

Yikes.

[UTexasFight 9,819]

We can’t bring Maldy back in to PPP this again?

[runthebone 8,379]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

No longer a realistic football score. Thanks Stanek

I was at a football game tied 5-5 at one point.

[Dnaguy 12,654]

 

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

No longer a realistic football score. Thanks Stanek

 

Two touchdowns and a field goal vs two safeties.

 

IT's possible!

[WBT 20,990]

5 scoreless for Cy Keuchel in relief.  Going to the bottom of the 9th.  Get him the W Twins!

[Rip76 5,022]

This one is over.  We’ll have to beat them head to head to catch up.

[David Dennison 19,560]

Cleveland has put up 4 in the 11th in Toronto to go up 10-6.

[WBT 20,990]

Lulz, with 1 out Chapman walks Michael A. Taylor and disengagement balks him to 2nd

[Dnaguy 12,654]

yes!

[WBT 20,990]

Tie game

[Rip76 5,022]

Nice

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Chappy.

love you

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Tie game in Minny

[Mez2 4,048]

On a Sunday night I might bang me some Maze

 

#HTownPride 

[Guest]

Let's go Norris Division.

Twinkies and Royales with Cheese.

[WBT 20,990]

WP puts the winning run at 2nd with 2 outs.

Maldonado-like effort by Heim, it wasn't that high.

[Rip76 5,022]

Correa up

[David Dennison 19,560]

Come on, Carlos. 

[Dnaguy 12,654]

[WBT 20,990]

Correa strikes out.  Manfred ball

[Guest]

dangit. low and inside got him.

[David Dennison 19,560]

Toronto lost.

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

47 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Good job, Phil.

Thanks 

[David Dennison 19,560]

Pena would have had that.

[Guest]

The cobra right now...

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Correa went from gold glover to old glover

[Rimbo 27,053]

GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS