2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Honeysucklerose 990]

When this team needs to perform they piss down their legs. So freaking unclutch.

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

This team sort of sucks right now. 

[David Dennison 18,860]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This team sort of sucks right now. 

Keep saying it.

[Scraps 13,561]

Chas better get those two back. He fucked that up before Javier had the opportunity to

[Overlord 366]

What the fuck happened to Javier?

Did he bump that big ass head of his in the offseason?

[billfromlaketravis 11,480]

Dusty is so f***ing stubborn. Javier gets hit hard last week by a lefty heavy Red Sox lineup and his response to march him out there a week later against the same team. This would have been a terrific week to skip a Javier start. 

[Scraps 13,561]

Blasted

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

Abreu !!!!

[David Dennison 18,860]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dusty is so f***ing stubborn. Javier gets hit hard last week by a lefty heavy Red Sox lineup and his response to march him out there a week later against the same team. This would have been a terrific week to skip a Javier start. 

'Member what tomorrow's starter did last time?

[Smax 3,800]

428 ova da monsta

[Overlord 366]

That’s refreshing. Maybe he’s going to come around and perform like his past years. 

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

Abreu is not here for my slander 

[Overlord 366]

Another great sign. 
 

He got some elevation on dat ball. 

[Overlord 366]

Let’s see is Lardass Logan can get something done.

Nope. 

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

Sloppy fielding today 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Denny Walling gets that

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Correa makes that throw and Yuli catches it

[Scraps 13,561]

Javier with baserunners on....you don't say

[Overlord 366]

39 pitches with 1 out in bottom of the 2nd. 
 

Efficiency 

[David Dennison 18,860]

6 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Another great sign. 
 

He got some elevation on dat ball. 

What's shocking is his offensive numbers are not all that different than they were this time last year. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

need to win each remaining game.

[WBT 20,572]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Prior to this exact moment, I was absolutely convinced Houston sports were cursed.  This bomb was what made me start to believe that 2017 might be different...

I was pissed we brought in JV and didn't save him for Game 5.  It worked out though.

One Ken Giles also had a 2 inning save in that game.

[Mo Horn 8,842]

Now, let's not waste a leadoff double

[Scraps 13,561]

Nicely played by the CFer lol

[WBT 20,572]

Some questionable CF play in this game

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

mets 2 rangers 0 on a blast

[Mo Horn 8,842]

Only baseball keeps track of the players who don't have a 5 hit game

Nice Yordan

[Scraps 13,561]

Jacob Melton promoted to Corpus

[David Dennison 18,860]

BB after 0-2.

Solid.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Javier sucks

[WBT 20,572]

so many walks

[Scraps 13,561]

Jesus christ

[WBT 20,572]

Y'all keep talking shit about Yordan

[Mo Horn 8,842]

Yordan keeping things interesting in left field

[UTHornFan014 710]

I think "playing with fire" doesn't quite do it justice when it comes to describing Javier's outings

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Yanier is so good!

[Rip76 4,928]

Gotta score some fing runs.  Javier just running on luck now.

[David Dennison 18,860]

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Yanier is so good!

[Scraps 13,561]

Holy shit a 1-2-3 inning for Javier....thats gotta be first time in like 70 innings

[Scraps 13,561]

Yordan owns Sale

[kevwun 15,788]

He's coming around.  Had a hard hit ball in his last at bat yesterday and 2 more today.

[David Dennison 18,860]

Wicked pitch.

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

This team low key sucks right now. 

[Mo Horn 8,842]

I'll take free runs

[Scraps 13,561]

This team low key sucks right now. 

The red sox? I agree

[runthebone 7,982]

Now, I want to eat a fucking donut.  Great.

[WBT 20,572]

What is you doing Chas

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This team low key sucks right now. 

Damn it- was hoping that was how to summon an Abreu HR, but just good for another run. 

[Mo Horn 8,842]

Time to pull Javier from the rotation. 

[Scraps 13,561]

Dumb