2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13531]

Devers gonna devers

[Scraps 13531]

Lol bitchboy catcher. I wish he wouldve thrown that into CF

[Scraps 13531]

Dubon should have scored there

Good thing it didnt matter

[UTHornFan014 710]

Just now, Scraps said:

Dubon should have scored there

Luckily Breggy brought him in anyways

[Scraps 13531]

Still time to DFA Yordan

[Guadaloopy 10903]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Still time to DFA Yordan

He hasn’t had a hit in three innings!

[Guadaloopy 10903]

I thought Tuck left the bag a bit quickly.  Looked safe in real time.  

[Scraps 13531]

Looked safe live

[cabowabo 4449]

At least try to sell it Tuck….

[Scraps 13531]

Looked safe on replay too

[Honeysucklerose 957]

New York. Morons

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Replay is such a freaking coin toss.  

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

horse poop and a run slips away with that hit

Edited August 30, 2023 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[Scraps 13531]

Waterheads say it stands

[kevwun 15595]

That was a shocking no overturn.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Replay is such a freaking coin toss.  

Always bet against the Astros on it.

[Scraps 13531]

Don't look now but Tampa Bay signed Devo

[Frank Drebin 5625]

Just now, Scraps said:

Don't look now but Tampa Bay signed Devo

Whip it

[UTexasFight 9369]

Smoked 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Lazy tag. 

[Scraps 13531]

Damn that catcher is dumber than helobious

[WBT 20397]

What the hell?

[Gourmand 7774]

Keep hittin that doobie!!!

[Overlord 366]

I think it’s safe to say (again) that Doobie is preferable to Jake. 

[Guest]

Yainer being safe was borderline miraculous.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Don't look now but Tampa Bay signed Devo

Whip it good!

[Rip76 4909]

Boston is to the Astros as Nebraska is to Texas.

A Baloo is a bear.

Fuck em.

[Overlord 366]

The Doobster’s walk up song last year?

Selena “Como La Flor”

Brave choice. Brave indeed. 

[David Dennison 18603]

Again?

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Will be glad to be done with Duvall.  

[Gourmand 7774]

WHY ARE WE PITCHING TO HIM

[Dnaguy 11740]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Will be glad to be done with Duvall.  

dude's locked in right now.

[Gourmand 7774]

fuckin throw him all pitches in the dirt/off the plate

[Guadaloopy 10903]

So close to a QS for JP.

[Gourmand 7774]

oh cool Mets are losing thanks to that fucker Mitch Garver

[Dnaguy 11740]

Take out the pitcher with 2 outs and no one on? After their hottest batter hits a homer?

IDK. 

 

[Dnaguy 11740]

Oh well I guess

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Take out the pitcher with 2 outs and no one on? After their hottest batter hits a homer?

IDK. 

 

you may have missed his last start vs BOS?

[Guadaloopy 10903]

It feels like Bregs is having a down year, but he’s going to fuck around and get 100 RBI this season.  

[HtownHorn 14446]

Yordan loves hitting here.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Unreal that he is still raising his OPS in this park.    

[Planet Houston 4922]

So fucking good. Poor Helobious 😂

[Dnaguy 11740]

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

[Guadaloopy 10903]

No BABIP luck for Uncle Mike.  

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Stros getting hot at the right time.  

 

Never give up.

 

 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

He’s hit it hard twice.   

[HtownHorn 14446]

Stanek and Maton ain't making the post-season roster over Javier and Brown.

Locks - Verlander, Framber, Pressly, Abreu, Montero, Neris, and Graveman.

That's 7 and leaves room for 4 or 5 more. Frankly, I go with Brown, France, Javier, and Urquidy. All those 4 can give you multiple innings, and depending on matchups could be the 3rd starter.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

Last AB was a great one. Got down 0-2, worked it back to 3-2 and then hit a rope right at the 2B. Being that the 2B is lifetime Longhorn David Hamilton, I will allow it.

[kevwun 15595]

He's hit everything to 2nd, which he does a lot normally any way.

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

his eye is on point

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

If everything holds up this will have been a great game to get Brantley back in. We win the game and he gets some good at bats, albeit with some shitty strike calls, but he’s seen a lot of pitches and hit the ball hard. It’s only up from here. 

[Dnaguy 11740]

All this playoff talk so I'll throw something out there.

IF the Astros don't win the division, isn't the better playoff draw actually getting the last WC slot rather?

Lot's of baseball to play. And just to be clear, I do want that #2 slot. But if not, playing the Twins in round 1 is far superior than @ Baltimore or @Tampa, no?