2023 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13811]

Devers gonna devers

[Scraps 13811]

Lol bitchboy catcher. I wish he wouldve thrown that into CF

[Scraps 13811]

Dubon should have scored there

Good thing it didnt matter

[UTHornFan014 755]

Just now, Scraps said:

Dubon should have scored there

Luckily Breggy brought him in anyways

[Scraps 13811]

Still time to DFA Yordan

[Guadaloopy 11139]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Still time to DFA Yordan

He hasn’t had a hit in three innings!

[Guadaloopy 11139]

I thought Tuck left the bag a bit quickly.  Looked safe in real time.  

[Scraps 13811]

Looked safe live

[cabowabo 4692]

At least try to sell it Tuck….

[Scraps 13811]

Looked safe on replay too

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

New York. Morons

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Replay is such a freaking coin toss.  

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

horse poop and a run slips away with that hit

Edited August 30, 2023 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[Scraps 13811]

Waterheads say it stands

[kevwun 16447]

That was a shocking no overturn.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Replay is such a freaking coin toss.  

Always bet against the Astros on it.

[Scraps 13811]

Don't look now but Tampa Bay signed Devo

[Frank Drebin 5840]

Just now, Scraps said:

Don't look now but Tampa Bay signed Devo

Whip it

[UTexasFight 9819]

Smoked 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Lazy tag. 

[Scraps 13811]

Damn that catcher is dumber than helobious

[WBT 20997]

What the hell?

[Gourmand 7778]

Keep hittin that doobie!!!

[Overlord 366]

I think it’s safe to say (again) that Doobie is preferable to Jake. 

[Guest]

Yainer being safe was borderline miraculous.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Don't look now but Tampa Bay signed Devo

Whip it good!

[Rip76 5022]

Boston is to the Astros as Nebraska is to Texas.

A Baloo is a bear.

Fuck em.

[Overlord 366]

The Doobster’s walk up song last year?

Selena “Como La Flor”

Brave choice. Brave indeed. 

[David Dennison 19569]

Again?

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Will be glad to be done with Duvall.  

[Gourmand 7778]

WHY ARE WE PITCHING TO HIM

[Dnaguy 12712]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Will be glad to be done with Duvall.  

dude's locked in right now.

[Gourmand 7778]

fuckin throw him all pitches in the dirt/off the plate

[Guadaloopy 11139]

So close to a QS for JP.

[Gourmand 7778]

oh cool Mets are losing thanks to that fucker Mitch Garver

[Dnaguy 12712]

Take out the pitcher with 2 outs and no one on? After their hottest batter hits a homer?

IDK. 

 

[Dnaguy 12712]

Oh well I guess

[Gourmand 7778]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Take out the pitcher with 2 outs and no one on? After their hottest batter hits a homer?

IDK. 

 

you may have missed his last start vs BOS?

[Guadaloopy 11139]

It feels like Bregs is having a down year, but he’s going to fuck around and get 100 RBI this season.  

[HtownHorn 15231]

Yordan loves hitting here.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Unreal that he is still raising his OPS in this park.    

[Planet Houston 4950]

So fucking good. Poor Helobious 😂

[Dnaguy 12712]

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

[Guadaloopy 11139]

No BABIP luck for Uncle Mike.  

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Stros getting hot at the right time.  

 

Never give up.

 

 

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

He’s hit it hard twice.   

[HtownHorn 15231]

Stanek and Maton ain't making the post-season roster over Javier and Brown.

Locks - Verlander, Framber, Pressly, Abreu, Montero, Neris, and Graveman.

That's 7 and leaves room for 4 or 5 more. Frankly, I go with Brown, France, Javier, and Urquidy. All those 4 can give you multiple innings, and depending on matchups could be the 3rd starter.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

Last AB was a great one. Got down 0-2, worked it back to 3-2 and then hit a rope right at the 2B. Being that the 2B is lifetime Longhorn David Hamilton, I will allow it.

[kevwun 16447]

He's hit everything to 2nd, which he does a lot normally any way.

[Gourmand 7778]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

HAve to watch gamecast.

Is Brantley close?

his eye is on point

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

If everything holds up this will have been a great game to get Brantley back in. We win the game and he gets some good at bats, albeit with some shitty strike calls, but he’s seen a lot of pitches and hit the ball hard. It’s only up from here. 

[Dnaguy 12712]

All this playoff talk so I'll throw something out there.

IF the Astros don't win the division, isn't the better playoff draw actually getting the last WC slot rather?

Lot's of baseball to play. And just to be clear, I do want that #2 slot. But if not, playing the Twins in round 1 is far superior than @ Baltimore or @Tampa, no?